I actually really like that line.

I also get a kick out of the, "let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll."

"Do you get to the Cloud District often? What am I saying? Of course you don't."

If I wasn't a good guy, I'd cut his head off.

And LOL @ "Son-of-a-[censored]!" sounding too modern. Even the four letter word that starts with F and ends with K was used in medieval times in the same manner it was used today; even if it wasn't used often by "respectable" people.

If I knew if he was part of some quest or not I would have just turned into a werewolf and ate him.

by owda of ze yarl stoop right theye

I love the how the blue palace guards have a MASSIVE lack of awareness of where they are. I was going to see Jarl Elisf when in blue palace's main foyer one of the guards says "have you seen the blue palace? Its really pretty, even if it is full of clods."

Radiant AI at it's prime.

Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a belly full of mead.