OK ok.. maybe i need help here. I was about to brush my teeth this morning and i noticed the CAP WAS LEFT OFF THE TOOTHPASTE!!! My fiancee had JUST brushed her teeth i am sure about that... Am i about to marry a Synth people?? Halp!!

I am so sorry man.....

Well cracking her noggin open to see if she is chipped is right out.

How about this take a magnet, attempt to stick it to her forehead. If it indeed sticks.

Run

If not kiss her and be thankful

Accusing someone of being a dirty Synth is just the kind of thing a filthy Synth would do, you dirty, filthy Synth!

Well you.. you have a point there

Well, maybe you should shoot her in the face and then, to be absolutely sure, you should shoot yourself in the face...?

That way you definitely won't run the risk of marrying a synth.

Lucky guy. I think the synth component you'll get after you treated her ... accordingly will be worth a lot on the black market. Buy yourself a better companion.

After carefully coming up with some totally different and believable story about why you were running a magnet over her scalp...

lol not that i know of.

You're living together out of wedlock, that's a sign you are BOTH synths.

I also think FO4 is taking me over, I was in Morrisons this morning and I walked past the superglue shelf and got excited. "Look at all that adhesive" - Then I skulked home embarrassed and then on the way home I thought I heard an Irish voice telling me I'd get home quicker if I kept my eyes on the road and off her [censored]! (oops didn't realise the Forum would censor a classic Cait line!)

Just be careful not to run into yourself one day, or your wife's human form, although 2 identical wives doesn't sound that bad.

well there are 3 situations :

1) shes is human because she forgot to do something

2) she is a synth and defective because it forgot a programming step during teeth cleaning

3) she is a synth and programmed to randomly leave the cap on / off so that u believe she is real and kill u to take u're life insurance money

Sneak up behind her and say, " Initialize factory reset. Authorization code Zeta-5-3-Kilo."

Then reprogram her the way she ought to be.

Synths, not wishing to draw attention to themselves, are very careful about things like toothpaste caps and such.

Your fiance is probably not a synth. Leaving the cap off is more raider behavior than anything else.

If "Zeta-5-3-Kilo" doesn't work try, "Bravo-3-7-Lima"... should work on most models...