- Lobomites with 10mm Pistols hurt
- Selling a K9000 will make you sad
- When the dialogue starts in the Think Tank go make a sandwhich, itll be a while
- Police K9s have a Super Bark
- Those aren't toes, theyre pencses
- When it suggested I waited til level 15 to start OWB I should have listened
- Gardening made me feel dirty. See what I did there?!

Your turn. Bonus points for no spoilers

oh man...i couldn't believe that opening dialogue....i always listen to everything the first time, and that was BRUTAL :banghead:

i learned that Nightstalkers are not to be scoffed at so soon

Saturnite is still a very effective incindiary weapon.

I learned that animoligists were always bullied in high school. And jocks like balls?

I learned that Lobotomite jumpsuits make you look fat

You also have a hand with more!

I learned that I should have brought the pulse gun, as I forgot and thought that new one would help, but really it was crappy against enemies. When I first arrived I was probally killed by Mr. Gutsy's and Mr. Orderly 10 times.

I also wanted to get more Space suits, but I wasn't :sadvaultboy:

Also learned that the Toaster made it worth the 800 microsoft points.

I learned that robotic scientists like using sonic weapons for pleasure. :hubbahubba:

- Its best to fight a horde of Robo-Scorpions at a distance.
- Military K9's are bullet sponges so don't reload thinking they'll die wont catch up.
- When you hear a beeping, its just like DM, run away not towards.
- Stripe is not friendly.
- The Legendary Bloatfly is no laughing matter.
- Gabe has a bigger bark than its bite.
- The Giant Robo-Scorpion isn't something you should attack with a melee weapon.
- That Ulysses is a cheep-skate and only leaves holotapes instead of cool weapons.
- When Muggy wants Mugs, he wants mugs.

-Nightstalkers and Cazadores were created at Big MT
-You were the first lobotomization that didn't end in cognitive deterioration
-Dr. Dala has a great obsession with the movements of teddy bears
-They're not humans/lobotomites, they're teddy bears!
-The light switches have a terrible rivalry
-Floating scientists with detached craniums don't use many [censored] coffee mugs!

- When in doubt, pull out A Light Shining in Darkness.
- Don't use pencils! Give them to the Book Chute!
- A Toaster is just a Death Ray with a small power supply!
- When you discover "Hazmat Testing Grounds" don't expect to get the suit.
- Wake up at 5am ET and hope for the DLC to be on the Marketplace when the next DLC comes out.
- Doctor Mobius has a DOME THINGY!...........RED DOME THINGY!
- Ulysses likes HISTORY!
- MENTATS!
Edits:
- Skeletons in space suits are really corpses being controlled.
- Skeletons in space suits have flesh! (I popped his head and I saw flesh on the ground)
- Skeletons in space suits use plasma pistols!
- Shooting the Mk. 42 Super Giant Roboscorpion (not the official name) is like shooting fish in a barrel.......a very, super, solid, durable barrel!
- Skeletons in space suits carry the K9000.
- Skeletons in space suits use Flamers and Miniguns.
- Skeletons in space suits use Multiplas Rifles and Laser Rifles and Plasma Defenders!
More Edits:
- Its called Big Mountain! Not Big Empty!
- The Sonic Emitter is a tool, not a weapon.
- Sad Jazz music lures you to a drive in with a broken satellite in it.
- MEEENNNNTTTTTTAAAAAAATTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSZ!
Further Edits:
- You want some Black Blood Sausage?
- This add-on surprisingly didn't have the main narrator narrating. He's the dude that says, "War, war never changes".
- The Thick Red Paste is greater than the Thin Red Paste.
- You want some Nightstalker Squeeeeeeeezins?
- This DLC is full of Mentats! On the floor! On the walls! On the ceiling! I got 84 Mentats now!

- Mr Bergman loves to hide funny things in text
- The Sneak Suit is Awesome
- Bring the Darn Pulse Pistol, for the love of god.
- There are inappropriate uses for MF cells

-doctor O is actually a zero

does anyone know how you passed out at the theater and appear at big mountain? what did the robots carry you there what happened?

I think you teleported

- Roboscorpions explode when you kill them. Hope you have Hydra or Doctors Bags, Unarmed and Melee Couriers out there
- Sneak? Silly me, Hours into OWB I've spent most of that time in [DANGER] and [CAUTION]

That with Them's Good Eating you no longer need to buy stimpacks.

There's no such thing as too much ammo.
No such thing as secret. (Top secret research facility my radioactive butt. Lobotomites everywhere.)

And when you're feeling down, play some http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVjdMLAMbM0.

Mmm mentats!

- there are three species of robo-scorpion.
- bomber robo-scorpions can literally appear out of nowhere.
- the Mysterious Cave is deadly.
- we now know who to blame for cazadors and nightstalkers
- attacking Specimen 73 with the X-2 antenna is a bad idea
- wearing the Valence radii-accentuator makes you go bald
- Elijah should have taken his LAER with him to Dead Money.
- Elijah likes crashing trains
- The skeleton people can float on air.
- mentats are addictive

-Power armor svcks dike.

Canon-related facts here:

Dr Mobious has Raisins for everything he does, they are usually quiet good ones.

You learned that you love Muggy more than that toaster.

Now go out there and pick up those mugs!

I actualy pick up every toaster and mug I see everywhere just to make them happy, I think they've done something with my brain cause I feel something special about them

The Courier likes cookies. And he hates himself.
The dead money jumpsuits are from concentration camps.
Good thing im already a chem addict.
Bloatfly sliders are exellent.
When the devs tell you to bring junk, you listen.
Lightswitches are sixy.
Robots can be gay.
You can attempt to.. seduce yourself.

That the OP is a fan of the similar thread on NMA?