Things that are just funny in skyrim

Post » Sat Dec 03, 2011 9:59 pm

Main Quest Spoilers if you haven't been to Riverwood in the MQ:




I picked up the Dragon Burial Map in the hidden basemant in Riverwood, and promptly dropped it. Then the bard in the inn came into the secret room to 'hand it back to me because I dropped it'.
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Post » Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:46 pm

I was near a camp that had a giant and two mammoths. When I heard the dragon overhead, I decided it was time for some allies so I headed toward them. Then, the dragon dived and HEAD BUTTED one of the mammoths. The dragon used physics to bounce itself back upwards into the sky, and the mammoth was knocked back a few yards. I couldn't believe what I had seen.
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Post » Sat Dec 03, 2011 8:31 pm

Main Quest Spoilers if you haven't been to Riverwood in the MQ:




I picked up the Dragon Burial Map in the hidden basemant in Riverwood, and promptly dropped it. Then the bard in the inn came into the secret room to 'hand it back to me because I dropped it'.



Fantastic! so much for the secret room however :P
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Post » Sat Dec 03, 2011 9:07 pm

I was near a camp that had a giant and two mammoths. When I heard the dragon overhead, I decided it was time for some allies so I headed toward them. Then, the dragon dived and HEAD BUTTED one of the mammoths. The dragon used physics to bounce itself back upwards into the sky, and the mammoth was knocked back a few yards. I couldn't believe what I had seen.



im just wondering if a giant got a shot off on a dragon would it fly in to the air like i do? :P
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Post » Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:21 pm

I made the mistake of killing a dragon Inside Whiterun, it's skeleton is still outside Breezehome :celebration:
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Post » Sat Dec 03, 2011 8:28 pm

I made the mistake of killing a dragon Inside Whiterun, it's skeleton is still outside Breezehome :celebration:



LOL! brilliant! though some what annoying :/
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Post » Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:24 pm

Probably shooting a guard through his neck with an arrow, and his response being "Huh?", and after a minute, he would just sit down in the same chair again.

While the enemy-AI is stupidly flawed, it is also very entertaining.
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Post » Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:16 pm

Something I found amusing...

Not far from Whiterun I came across a man walking a painted cow, chatting to him he mentions hes giving it to the giants so they dont attack his farm and has been doing it for years with great effect, I think to myself this I have got to see so I walked along with him but few seconds later got caught in a fight, Man and cow ran off. I finished the combat quickly and turned to see the cow in the distance killed by a pack of wolves.. 5 seconds later the man starts walking back down the road heading home so I stop and chat.. he says "Thank god im ok but my wife's going to kill me when I tell her we need to offer giants another cow".

Little things like these make me chuckle heh
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Post » Sat Dec 03, 2011 3:28 pm

I met a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfmtT1_MTDg :P
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Post » Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:54 pm

Something I found amusing...

Not far from Whiterun I came across a man walking a painted cow, chatting to him he mentions hes giving it to the giants so they dont attack his farm and has been doing it for years with great effect, I think to myself this I have got to see so I walked along with him but few seconds later got caught in a fight, Man and cow ran off. I finished the combat quickly and turned to see the cow in the distance killed by a pack of wolves.. 5 seconds later the man starts walking back down the road heading home so I stop and chat.. he says "Thank god im ok but my wife's going to kill me when I tell her we need to offer giants another cow".

Little things like these make me chuckle heh


Haha, that's cool. I love little moments like that too. Makes this game that little more awesome. :biggrin:
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Post » Sat Dec 03, 2011 8:26 am

M'aiq the Liar on beards and mysticism - was nice to hear him poking fun. :)
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Post » Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:02 pm

I met a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfmtT1_MTDg :P


Lol.
I've seen the mammoth dropping from the sky and once a deadly hit from giant's club send me to heaven quite literally.
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Post » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:03 pm

On the way from Riverwood to Whiterun it is fun to "swim" down the waterfall and catch fish by the way:)
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Post » Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:13 pm

I saw a mudcrab the other day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqaFGemOxW0. I'm pretty sure it was a god.


that is hysterical! i love it! as for the OP i had the infamous "mammoth drop" glitch where it drops from the sky. when it hit the ground it died, it was awesome.

back to mud crabs for a second, i found a tiny lake and there were 6 mud crabs there, now mud crabs in oblivion were 1 hit kills so i summoned just one bound sword and was quickly overpowered! yes, i almost died from mud crabs! luckily all i had to do was back up, summon another sword, and gather myself before i was up to my knees (literally) in mud crab.
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Post » Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:17 pm

Some people have probably seen it, but this is one of my favourite funny moments I've seen! (not my video)

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=GB#/watch?v=7ZIiDS_RYVY
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Post » Sat Dec 03, 2011 3:41 pm

hmm things that are funny..

flying mammoths crashing down from the heaven, yup ive seen them :)
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Post » Sat Dec 03, 2011 9:15 am

I killed a dragon in Winterhold the other day and its skeleton has been laying in the middle of the road. But the last time I went there the skeleton had glitched inside of the Jarls longhouse so the head was sticking out the front and the wings out the sides of the house. Also the head is shaking around so it looks like its possessed
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Post » Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:46 pm

When I tried to get married my dead follower appeared in her underwear and the wedding was cancelled, and the priests told me to get out.

Not joking, weirdest and funniest bug ever.
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Post » Sat Dec 03, 2011 9:09 am

http://youtu.be/Dt1GXBPJHrs
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Post » Sat Dec 03, 2011 11:19 am

These are awesome, bump for great justice!
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Post » Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:26 pm

Yeah just realised that link is wrong.... :brokencomputer:

So here is the REAL tumbling bear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZIiDS_RYVY

:thumbsup:
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