Ok so i was a little late in getting the game but i finally have it and as i have been playing i found this to be really funny.

I was fighting a dragon and a mammoth and horse come out of nowhere and kill it for me!

Youtube Vid vvvvv

http://youtu.be/FY5i3cGHM_w

I would love to say anything else funny that people have come across!

I saw a mudcrab the other day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqaFGemOxW0. I'm pretty sure it was a god.

i have heard others say the same.
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Brilliant! lol thanks for the quick reply too!

:rofl: Clearly an avatar of Kynareth! "Damn those giants, threatening to pollute my river with their stinky toes! I show them... BOOM!" That triumphant march of the mudcrab at the end of the video is amazing!

For me, nothing spectacular. Everyone becomes really glitchy when they are in the current. Once that Captain guy in Windhelm just peacefully floated through the upper stair's floor just to sit down to the bar stool downstairs in Candlehearth Hall.

I needed a mamoths thusk for a quest. I started walking 20 minuted and thinking - that is gonna be hard to kill but why cant i find a mamoth? and then one fell from the sky and dropped dead on the ground :celebration:

That's f*cking gold right there hahahah!

HAHA! flying suicide mammoth! wish it were that easy for me

Oh and another thing. Every time I exit inner Windhelm and go out to the bridge, a bony dragon corpse drops in front of me out of nowhere. I bet it's the dragon I killed nearby... But it was at the farmhouses. Whoever dragged the bones there and is always dropping it in front of my nose? o_O

Knowing the game's physics, the bones go to hilarious positions and never stop moving if you watch them.

One of these interesting times exiting Windhelm all the pine trees in the game also turned into purple 3D layers. After 5 minutes of playing or so, the game always crashed.

i was on my way to a bandit camp when i saw a dragon it swooped down and killed the person i was meant to kill then "kill the bandit leader at ????? complete, to go ???????? to collect the bounty" then the dragon chased me so i ran off on my horse and completed the quest without doing anything lool

A woman says she's selling produce so that she can feed her daughter. Anyone else see the problem with that?

http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1268521-so-a-moose-is-following-me/
See my thread for details. That Mudcrab video is hilares though.

LOL point well taken

Here are some more that i fond on youtube!

Girl launched in to the air by gaint and survives!
http://youtu.be/o-hKxOhOQ3U

Flying horse
http://youtu.be/u9QbWhL6cD8

Where did his face go??
http://youtu.be/t9UvVP2l1Ew

Fury spell launch dragon bones
http://youtu.be/_OIWOnpZd0c

Staling in skyrim
http://youtu.be/rt5aUdijAN8

Minor stealth spoiler in tags below.

So my mercenary character is hunting bandits. Kills a whole camp of them living near the entrance to an "abandoned" mine. Sneaks into the mine to search for the leader.

Finding a pickaxe and several veins of ore, she starts digging. Sneaking further into the tunnels, she loudly crashes the pick into metal and stone over and over again. Approaching the final room, she mines a pair of rich veins just outside the chamber. Clank! Clank! Clank! Clank! Clank! Clank! Clank! Clank! Clank! Clank! Clank! Clank! Clank! Clank! Clank! Clank! Clank! Clank! Slowly, she creeps to the threshold to survey the tactical situation.

Then

Lol that is one hell of a run down

Not really a bug, but...


I'd gotten a bit bored with my level 14 Archer/Thief, so I logged onto a mage.

Naturally I purchased 'raise zombie' and some destruction spells.




I saw a chicken and thought it'd be funny to shoot it with an ice spike. Much to my amusemant the chicken dies and has a massive ice spike sticking out of it. I then hear "waste of a perfectly good animal!" and decide to raise the zombie chicken.

Well I guess a nearby guard took real offence to me killing the alive chicken or raising the undead poultry as suddenly i heard 'thrrrrwamp..'... Arrow in the back, i go flying,...

As the game is 'ending' ... the chicken has a valiant attempt to avenge my death, attempts to peck the guard it seems and with one massive clump, the chicken was crushed by 50kilo's of war hammer.

Long live the zombie chicken!

Defiantly not a glitch but DAMN thats amusing! whish you had have gotten that on video!!

More than the fact that he killed a giant I like how he told the other mudcrab that he was clearly the bawss. I haven't seen anything that awesome but when I went to join the legion for the first time, Tullius and Rikke were discussing the Whiterun situation from opposite sides of the table and Tullius kept walking back and forth and bending his knees, it looked from my end like he was doing the stairs trick.

lol when i got to the plaines in front of whiterun, this man on horseback just decided to start flying horizontally across the air in and out of range, like a plane... laughed so hard lol, first bug i found

I remember a bandit ran up to me, gave me a mace, and told me he would be back for it.

I followed him for a little bit, and laughed as he got pecked to pieces by a mudcrab..

Its not a bug but very funny none the less.

Taking part in a drinking game in Windhelm, getting utterly sh!t faced and waking up the next morning in Markath.

What a night!

HAHA! cant say i have seen that one but i have seen a guy get his horse flying by jumping off a cliff on to a dragons back :S

Yet another amusing glitch

http://youtu.be/1-E8Yip8isk

So I just leveled up and got the perk that gives you a chance to decapitate and I am walking through hills, turn a corner and almost bump into a bandit who is looking around a rock, hiding from a giant. I quickly pull my sword and shield and he simply says "ssshhh" don't be so noisy!

I swing and decapitate him with one shot, his head bouncing down the hill and his body standing up right for a surprising amount of time.