Things that made me Laugh today

Post » Sun Jun 28, 2015 3:03 am

So the Dragonborn has come down from High Hrothgar to Ivarsted only to be greeted by a duo of Evil Cultists and proceeds, with the help of the guard, to remove them from this vale of Nirnly Sorrows. After looting the body she decides to dump them in the river, knowing from experience that otherwise the bodies will just lie around and cause the natives to endlessly wonder "Oh! What happened !"

So there she is, lugging a body to the river and passes a guard who says:

"Let me guess.Someone stole your sweetroll."

"I'm not usually that harsh with sweetroll thieves. I let their relatives bury them."

Later the Dragonborn is wandering further north and is attacked by an Ice Wraith. Unbeknownst to the beast the Dragonborn's faithful housecarl, Iona, is carrying the Bow of Despair and gets a good hit in, causing the Ice Wraith to flee in terror down the road. That was funny enough, but it passes two wolves who have just killed a goat, and either attacks them or makes the idiot canines think it's edible too. So, we have the Dragonborn, Iona, two wolves, an Imperial Courier who turned off a side road at that moment, all chasing a very scared ice wraith down the road, until it was finally caught by the wolves. Then the Dragonborn killed the wolves, the Imperial Courier raced off into the distance and the Dragonborn and Iona sat on the ground and howled with laughter.

So what funny stuff has happened in your game lately?

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lydia nekongo
 
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Post » Sun Jun 28, 2015 3:18 pm

Was just randomly walking around skyrim enjoying the scenery and the landscapes trying to simply enjoy a good walk and mind my own business, suddenly a thief runs up to me and gives me a item he stole from a hunter, he starts rambling about me not snitching or double crossing him, so i reach to my back and draw my Elven Greatsword and as he is backing up i swung and cut his head clean off his shoulder, from which his head rolled down this light hill and kept going.
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Post » Sun Jun 28, 2015 6:30 am

On some dungeon near Labyrynthian there is a room where there's a massive pit-like hole in the ground, and a Draugr Deathlord happens to spawn there.

The Draugr managed to Fus- Ro - Da me towards the hole in the middle of the room as I was pacing from a good distance around it, I fell almost perfectly into the pit towards my death by fall damage :lol:

Death by Draugr slam-dunking, has got to be my most amusing one so far. He should consider a career!

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Post » Sun Jun 28, 2015 6:50 am

A http://i.imgur.com/sTuzLRd.jpg is worth a thousand words. :twirl:

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Post » Sun Jun 28, 2015 6:55 am

Walking out of The inn in Dawnstar, Aidan faced a Dragon who was hovering. The guard at the bottom of the steps ( engulfed in flame) gives the " My cousin is off fighting Dragons and what to I get.... Guard duty" speech. Adian Died as I laughed my fanny off. I should mention I have Deadly Dragons and that was the second of two dragons. no potions left Adian had ducked into the inn to recover his health, didn't help.

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