Since Fallout 3 came out less than a month ago, I've decided it's high time we look forward to when Bethesda does the 11th next game. Since this will definitely be like next Tuesday, here's what they should include.

1. More bugs! Radroaches and radscorpions and ants are cool, but how about a praying mantis? What about super-mutant butterfly behemoths? Maybe some they could have Harold's great-grandson being attacked by termites. Seriously Bethesda, I cannot believe you didn't release this game with MORE BUGS.

2. Motorcycle! Everyone knows the only thing cooler than scavenging the wastes for ammunition and food, is doing it on a 2008 Harley Davidson. Never mind the decayed and ruined roads, we'll stick some knobby tires on it, and it will instantly be suited for severe terrain situations.

3. All the guns from Fallout 1 & 2, plus a gun that shoots little nuclear bombs! Kind of like the Fat Man, except... well ok, so it's the Fat Man. Maybe put a scope on it this time.

4. More style! I think by this point, people will be bored of the same old ruined wastelands. How about we have a game set in a Caribbean resort untouched by war... except for the mutant bugs and the motorcycle.

5. This time, we need joinable factions in the game. I'm sure you'll be able to join BoS by #5 or so, and maybe you can be a ghoul a few iterations later. But at this point, I better be able to join and do quests for the Garden Gnomes.


Well, what do you guys think? What else should the devs put in? I'm sure they're already working on this, so input should be thrown in ASAP.

We'll all be dead by the time it's released.

Let's get to FALLOUT 4 before we get to FALLOUT 14, shall we?

Here is my #1 biggest pet-peeve and should be dropped from all further games by Bethesda forthwith:

Enough with the bed fetish!

Thank you for listening,
SirV

This time, we need to have bathrooms that we can USE. The ghouls can wait, just lock yourself in the stall and make a two.

Spam?

This made me sad. Made me realize there will be better gaming after my death. WHYYYYYY. Unless heaven... or hell has computers and gaming companies and shops that sell their games....

obvious troll

Am i the only one who saw the humor/sarcasm in this? I thought it was funny ;D