Here's a little something I thought up today for those of you playing Skyrim. And yes, I really did come up with these on my own.

1. Sneak into peoples houses with the intention of taking their weapons, armor, potions, etc.

2. Walk up to a tough looking person, and get into a fist fight.

3. Wait near an intersection, and use the Dragonrend shout to stop one of the noisy dragons passing by. Once one stops, jump on the hood of the car and begin stabbing it with your sword.

4. Walk into a store and try to barter with the clerk. If they don't agree to your price, slip on the ring in your pocket that fortifies speech, and try again.

5. Ask the same clerk if they have any iron ingots for sale. When they say no, tell them you'll wait there two days for their inventory to restock.

6. Ask a cop if they're going to side with the Imperials or the Stormcloaks.

7. Tell the same cop as you're walking away that you used to be a cop like him, but then you took an arrow to the knee.

8. Find an old man with a beard, run up to him, and tell him you are the Dragonborn he summoned.

9. Get an audience with your town's mayor, walk up to him and tell him that you've helped the people of (your city's name) and you'd like him to declare you as his new thane.

10. Find a statue in the middle of town, walk up to it, and tell the daedric lord it represents that you've completed his/her quest and await your reward.

That's all I can come up with for now. Any of you who are playing Skyrim, feel free to comment on this, or add some of your own.

Rummage through people's pockets and expect them not to care.

I love this. Very nice. :rofl:

Lol. Good one!

:rofl:

break into someones house, once the cops show up, tell them that you are their thane, and you demand that they let you go!

I passed through a bush of blue flowers some days ago and I wondered what alchemical properties they had.

Yeah I'm nuts.

Very nice!

pretend you're a beta tester at Bethesda and look out the window at clouds.

Go up to a cop and say, "Help someone stole my sweetroll!"

When you are stuck in traffic roll down your window, stick your head out and shout "FUS RO DAH," at the line of cars in front of you. Act surprised when you are still stuck in traffic.

Zing!

As I read this, that Fruit of the Loom commercial came to mind with the four guys in fruit costumes on horses. "We ride!"

#6 might actually get a response: There's an awful lot of people playing this game. No doubt some of them are cops.

I find I really have time for 2 things while I'm not playing Skyrim:
1. work
2. sleep

Tell your co-worker she's sworn to carry your burdens.