Why does NOBODY wear clean underwear in the Commonwealth.

Why do Raiders say "Oh you're so dead" when the fact I just took out 8 of their pals should indicate otherwise.

Why are there no hot males for us straight gals when the guys have Cait, Piper and Curie?

Why don't settlers clean up the frigging leaves and dead bodies?

Why do the settlers walk in single file, like some weird cult, at bedtime?

Will Jun ever get Marcie to take that walk? And why the hell would he even want to?

Where doe Preston get off constantly sending me out on missions whilst all he does is hang around the bar?

Why do the BoS, who seem like relatively decent folk, follow a megalomaniac, genocidal, bigoted lunatic?

Why, oh why, do settlers go running outside the safe, secure, well fortified and defended compound I made them to shoot raiders?

I don't think anyone's wearing any underonies at this point unless they're home made lol.

Raiders are sadly un aware of anything going on, my guess is jet. mmmm jet...

Caits accent is just bad, piper is annoying, and curies....( spoiler ) lol

Settlers have everything handed to them, I doubt they're gonna sweep the damn leaves or clean anything other than the same spot on a trade hut with a rag

Again, settlers are too lazy to turn or use any thinking so its easier to go catatonic and stare at the moon If a bed isn't within 1 cm of them

Jun really needs to stand up to that wench, and he wouldn't be alone with this lol, all of sanctuary would help lol.

Preston is literally actively trying to get you killed because he regrets promoting you.

BoS=crazy tech Nazis and sheep are easy to convince to follow any cause. Even crazy ones. Its for the glory, honor and literally best way to stay alive.

Haha any settler that leaves my supreme base of awesomeness deserves to be sniped out like the raider in the trailer for Fallout NV

What version have you got...... they all wear underwear.... even me, I noticed when I wasn't wearing my blue vault suit

Because in there eyes he isn't?

i so have to restrain myself from mentioning "Trump" now.... damn.

1. Underwear is the most convenient bathroom in post-apocalyptic America.

2. Just part of their generic dialogue they're programmed to say. Sometimes they will run away and beg for their life though. Pretty neat.

3. I see you haven't discovered some of the worship for Paladin Danse.

4. Most of the leaves and sticks on the ground are part of the game world, and cannot be removed. However, sometimes they're actual objects you yourself can scrap for wood in a settlement. Dead bodies disappear on their own. Or they should.

5. Their pathing isn't going to be that complex. They have a set schedule and will go about it when the game demands it.

6. Probably not.

7. You're the player character. He is an NPC. Though it would be nice as the general to play more of a role as a leader and have more control. The option to send Minutemen to do these radiant quests for you.

8. Because they believe you cannot commit genocide against machines that can be turned on and off at the flick of a switch. One could argue their bigotry is justified because the likes of ghouls, super mutants, and synths can all pose a threat to humanity. And they already have. Different groups possessing different beliefs. Common throughout human history.

9. The AI isn't that complex.

To be fair, there is a huge diffrence between Maxon and Trump, a nuclear war and large destruction of the human race, the former can at least find a reasonable logic in his methods safeguarding mankind's future, Trump does not.

I said c l e a n underwear lol. When I take their armour I am appalled at what a raider, who has gone to all the trouble of getting a fancy haircut, wears under his leathers. Ugh

No one has clean underwear because of things like Swan, the museum, and the borers.


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Hahahahaha nice one On so many levels.

I love the replies - thanks for making me chuckle

Don't the chicks like Deacon? I thought the chicks like Deacon.

Oh yeah the last one. "Goddamit stay near the turrets!"

I thought about how to remedy this and how to keep the settlers from running outside the fortifications. I think the best way would be to build low barriers that they can shoot over instead of the larger walls and junk fences. I don't know if there's anything like that in the game that you can add to your workshop menu, so I'm hoping for sandbags in the future. Sandbags would be perfect. I suppose picket fences would work as you can't shoot through them so they would work as cover... but that would look naff.

"Where doe Preston get off constantly sending me out on missions whilst all he does is hang around the bar?"

From Mama Murphy's Sight. They sit together all day drinking and chatting you know?

Deacon is my favorite, but we gals cannot "romance" him, unfortunately

So Mama Murphy has been secretly using chems after she told me she quit ? I am disappointed in her !

A bit more than a trump, practically everyone's followed through at some point.


Sticking their pants in the washer gets nowhere as the things won't spin, and washing them in the nearest pool of water is likely to irradiate them so badly they'd make the poor raiders shrivelled and infertile.

Because there is no soap that is used for cleaning, it all gets recycled into weapon mods.

I still don't know why a raider wearing underwear and carrying a switchblade thinks he can beat a BOS II Power Armored person carrying a gatling gun.

There is Danse, McCready, Deacon, and if you go beyond the lack of a face, Hancock isn't that bad. He has a nice personality.

Why bother cleaning up clutter, when it will blow back in the next storm?

Cattle walk in a straight line when they go to the barn too. Makes you think about the intelligence of wastelands.

As for the rest, this game has real people. Not everyone is likable or intelligent, or reasonable. Makes the game more interesting to see a variety of personalities.

Ah clean underwear. Yes, I must agree that underwear is not really a white white, but remember that the water is radiated so underwear is unlikely to washed for years, and nobody is keen to have radiated underwear snuggling up against their 'what-evers' !

OMFG for 200 years vault dwellers and raiders have been handing down underwear as heirlooms!

My soul survivors should be stained blood red from all the blood I seem covered in all the time lol

I swear in tha last game it was explained that raiders are wacked in tha head. Deranged by tha way they live. Like mentally ill. Like are not gonna live or make decisions how you think normal people live. Maybe I am remembering wrong but I think of this every time people have questioned tha actions of raiders in this game.

Cleaning up leaves in real life is pointless and [censored] why would ya wanna do it in a video game?

To be fair, Cait, Piper and Curie are not hot.

I am a straight guy and I do believe Danse and Hancock are more of hot type guy(I am not attracted to them but they have good muscle and attitude)

compared to Cait, Piper and Curie being hot type woman (I find pretty much nothing feminine or attractive in them.. except Curie`s voice).



...yeah.. I stick with Dogmeat since forever...

I guess you don't have https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_slugwhere you come from......

Settlers walk in single file to hide their numbers.

To be fair I don't want to do it, I want to delegate that duty to the peasants that I shielded from the harsh realities of the wasteland with my walls and many missile turrets. Offering them food, water, an actual doctor, housing, I even give them vacation time to just relax around the settlement by rotating the jobs around some of my settlements.

-How do these "coffee filled bites", supposedly filled with hot coffee...that I found a sample of, and a recipe for...Still have hot coffee in them, and why are they not molded to hell?

-After all the Cherry Nuka's I drink, how are my teeth still a thing in a world without toothpaste?

-Why is it Abernathy can send word of another problem to Preston, but not just tell me when I arrive to turn in the previous problem? It's literally a five minute walk to Sanctuary from there.

-Why won't the Assaultrons just let me love them?

-If Curie is a romanceable robot, and in technical terms, is an object with really complicated social constructions built in, is six with her still six, or just a form of mastvrbation?

-Will someone ever mod an April O'Neil jacket for Cait, because that is a missed opportunity.

-Do people of the Wasteland not ever wonder about all the Halloween decorations, or do people now just assume their wards against ghouls that don't work anymore?

sixy people just don't exist in Bethesda games I'm afraid