Things you'd never hear them say : Fallout Series Discussion

» Sun May 13, 2012 8:16 pm

Boone: So after shooting my wife, taking part in what was essentially a war crime and spending my nights brooding in the head of a plastic dinosaur there was only one thing left to do: Head to the Tops and begin my one man comedy show case!

» Sun May 13, 2012 1:40 pm

Veronica: Yes I'm gay, yes I like to wear dresses, don't stereotype me you ignorant slack jawed clown!

» Sun May 13, 2012 6:12 pm

Lynette: "I find you quite amusing."

Marcus: "I knew I should have bought the iron sights."

The Chosen One: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass." (Courtesy: My unabashed plagiarism.)

Hakunin: "I'm on drugs, buster. So, back off!"

Dogmeat: "Meow."

» Sun May 13, 2012 5:48 pm

Courier/Lone Wanderer: Today I'll be showing you how to make a glow lamp, all you'll need is some nuclear material, a brahmin skull and three fission batteries. Oh and a repair skill of 50+

» Mon May 14, 2012 3:56 am

I agree
This is one of the reasons I hope FO4 shows the legion's lighter side of grey

As long as that new shade of grey isn't chalk white because of the synthesis

Vulpes Inculta: Pile body upon body.
Recruit: We have piles!
Vulpes: .....

» Sun May 13, 2012 1:43 pm

James: son its time for your medical exam

Lw;: not now dad im tierd

James: u know one day im not going to be here to take care of you...

Lw: your right...*pulls down pants* I love u dad

James: being a dog ha d its upsides son

Lw:i bet it did, now BLOW ME UP LIKE I DID MEGATON!
-karma

» Sun May 13, 2012 9:31 pm

Paladin to a CO: Uh super mutie sighted 500 yards, holding 6 wastelanders hostage. I guess il get the guess rifle.

CO(checks watch): Ah fuk we don't have time for this (grabs mininuke and fires it at the clump)

» Sun May 13, 2012 6:09 pm

joshua well i forgive you salt upon wounds,daniel wait what, joshua yes i'm letting him go,daniel but he killed all our friends and mentors, yes but god told me to embrace peace,daniel ..... give me the damn gun!

» Sun May 13, 2012 10:44 pm

James: son its time for your medical exam

Lw;: not now dad im tierd

James: u know one day im not going to be here to take care of you...

Lw: your right...*pulls down pants* I love u dad

James: being a dog ha d its upsides son

Lw:i bet it did, now BLOW ME UP LIKE I DID MEGATON!
-karma

What's wrong with you :ermm:

» Sun May 13, 2012 11:14 pm

The Brain- Cheesy Poofs are REVOLTING!

» Mon May 14, 2012 2:48 am

Ceaser;pizza pizza

» Sun May 13, 2012 7:12 pm

Lanius: Ohh a butterfly
Nord: Thats my butterfly, give it here
Lanius: No :meh:

Nord: .....
*Squish*
Nord: There now no-one can have it.
Lanius: YOL TOOR SHUL!
*BOOM!*
Nord: Looks like I'm blasting off again!
*Tink*

Alt ending involves a baby Lanius in the corner cry - canon sources say this never happened

» Sun May 13, 2012 7:50 pm

_{Fawkes: "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!"}

_{Sorry guys, didn't realize making a Legion joke would ignite a riot.}

_{Gabriel77Dan: "Fallout 3 was the greatest writing I've ever seen in a video game. All hail Bethesda!"}

» Mon May 14, 2012 1:57 am

_{Gabriel77Dan: "Fallout 3 was the greatest writing I've ever seen in a video game. All hail Bethesda!"}

~Cant wait to see his answer. It could be used with styles too they are roughest dinnosaurs ever.

» Sun May 13, 2012 1:39 pm

_{Gabriel77Dan: "Fallout 3 was the greatest writing I've ever seen in a video game. All hail Bethesda!"}

To my recollection Gabe has already said that. Whether in jest or not, I'll leave to you to interpret.

» Sun May 13, 2012 1:05 pm

Just jokin' I'm sure he's man enough to take a little ribbing.

Arcade Gannon "Ow! I broke a nail."

Veronika "What a [ censored ]"

» Mon May 14, 2012 3:33 am

_{Gabriel77Dan: "Fallout 3 was the greatest writing I've ever seen in a video game. All hail Bethesda!"}

Replace "was" with "has".

» Sun May 13, 2012 11:24 pm

#?: Courier: So after this one Vault 21 woman, I just carry a bundle of vault suits around with me. At this point I don't even wait for them to ask me if they're interested in that kind of thing. I just wander the wastes throwing jumpsuits at random women.

» Mon May 14, 2012 1:08 am

Liberty Prime - Fus Ro Dah!!!!!

» Mon May 14, 2012 3:47 am

#?: Courier: So after this one Vault 21 woman, I just carry a bundle of vault suits around with me. At this point I don't even wait for them to ask me if they're interested in that kind of thing. I just wander the wastes throwing jumpsuits at random women.

I like it.

Boone, "I... AM in a world of [censored]"

» Sun May 13, 2012 2:20 pm

Frank Horrigan: I love the smell of Plasma Bolts in the morning... it smells like.... *sniff*... victory!

» Sun May 13, 2012 3:07 pm

Colin Moriarty: Have a drink on the house!

Frank Horrigan: You are right, I am a mutant (rips own head off).

» Sun May 13, 2012 8:05 pm

The Courier : 'Fus-Ro-Dah!!!'. :cool:

I'll get my coat...

» Sun May 13, 2012 6:38 pm

Moira Brown: "This survival of the fittest, which I have here sought to express in mechanical terms, is that which Mr. Darwin has called 'natural selection', or the preservation of favoured races in the struggle for life."

» Mon May 14, 2012 3:57 am

NCR trooper: I'm kinda' cold, good thing there was no nuclear winter!
House: quick! spend all my money on food for the orphans!
Caesar to Lanius: Your a sixist.
Lanius to Caesar: Your bald.