This is was done in another http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1127246-5-things-youd-never-hear-them-say/. However now we've got Fallout 1 & 2 Tactics, Brotherhood, New Vegas and Radiation Crystals!
Some oldies:

1.Prototype Medic Armor: "I don't know he's kind of big, maybe we should just run away."

2.Moria Brown: "I don't want to irradiate myself... with the burning and pain and the things growing from my glavin!"

3.Eyebot: "Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony..."

4.Three Dog: "And now for Radar Love by Golden Earring."

5.President Eden: "Morons, can't wait until I kill them all... What do you mean we're on air!?"

6.Elder Lyons: In my day we didn't have your fancy nuclear power for our armor. We had a hamster called Gerald, and he would run on his wheel...

7.Fawkes (firing his Gatling Laser): HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?!?!

8.Elder Lyons: ... And if you fed Gerald a carrot, oh how he'd run... Then one day I donned my armor and he was gone... Teacher said he'd gone on vacation, but what kind of vacation would a hamster take?

9.Mr. Gusty: Skynet online. DESTROY! DESTROY!

10. Super Mutant: You are not going to beleive this... He's an organ donor.

11.Liberty Prime (while attacking the Purifier): I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass! And i'm all out of bubblegum.

12. Eden (braodcasting): When i was a small boy in Kentucky-... SCENIC IMAGE NUMBER 34 NOT FOUND! So this is your president saying-... DATA CORUPTION! THE PRESIDENT HAS OVERHEATED! SHUT DONW NEEDED!

13. Wanderer: (to a group of Raiders while clutching the experimental M.I.R.V.) You wanna play? You wanna play? Okay! Say hello to my little freind!

14. Resident of Andale: Madness? THIS IS ANDALE!!!!

15. President Eden: So until next time America... Server Error... contact administrator.
Enclave soldier: What the... Who the hell's been using this thing to download porm?

And now for something new:

16. Tabitha: This is Roul. He shall be mine and I will call him fluffy.


Post yours!

Ok, so what?!!!

Post something they'd never say. Any character from any game, preferably something funny

Oh okay, I thought you meant actual dialouge, like for example Aurelius of Phoenix says "They don't have the balls to attack us" when that's what you would least expect him to say.

NCR don't have the balls to attack Cottoncove

Caesar: "I'm going back to the Followers to report my findings on bringing together a lawabiding community with no riff raff."
Kimball: "Oh a piece of candy! Oh a piece of candy! Oh a piece of candy! Oh a piece of candy! Oh a piece of candy!" - *SQUISH!*

19. Gen Barnaky: (to Mother Deathclaw) Hush my love. We cannot be. You are a genetic abnormality and I am a aboration hating sociopath, we simply can never be. Now go! Go before I beg you to stay!

20. Richard Moreau: (as he falls into the FEV vat) I'm melting! I'm melting! What a world! What a world...

21. Bethesda: (to the media) Fallout 4 is really going to be faithful to the first two games this time!

Another oldie
22.Amata: Thank you... I just heard, my father's stepping down and-
Wanderer (male): Shut up. You had me at hello. (Tearful)
Amata: Wait, what? No I was going to tell you that you had to leave.
Wanderer (speechless): Wh- but... I... just saved the vault. If it hadn't been for me you'd all be dead.
Amata: Seriously get the [censored] out.
Wanderer (later at the Citidel): I know I'm not perfect.. but i want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Sentinal Lyons: Wow... um... I've just never thought about you like that.
Wanderer: Really? I saved your life... repeatedly.
Sentinal Lyons: Can't we just be freinds.
Wanderer (Later at Craterside Supplies) So, what are you doing Friday?
Moria Brown: Really? You think I'd want anything to do with you after you [censored] up that chapter on Mirelurks?
Wanderer: But... but love means never having to say you're sorry.
Moria Brown: Yeah... I'm going to go ahead and talk to Lucas Simms about getting a restraining order.
Wanderer (Later at Rilley's Hideout): Alright, I'm going to just cut to the chase... I don't want to die alone, and since my current life expectency is about nine minutes...
Rilley: (between laughs) Are you kidding me? Hey Brick! guess who just asked me to marry him?
Brick: Who?
Rilley: The [censored] Wanderer! how [censored] pathetic is that?
Wanderer (turning to leave): Seriously? What the [censored]? is my face just fallling off or something?

23. Dead Sea: "Yes I do enjoy playing clarinet, why?"
24. Aurelius Of Pheonix: *When looking at Veronica* "You gonna eat that?"
25.
Silus: "My oh my, who let you in here, did it hurt?"
Courier: "Did... Did what hurt?"
Silus: *chuckles* "When you fell from heaven dear."

26. Vulpes: "If I crucify people in Arizona? Yes, but they are crucified horizontally."

Harold - "God, this splinter is killing me."

28. Legendary Deathclaw: "I'm the deadliest thing in the wasteland."
Legendary Bloatfly: "[censored] please."

That... Is... Hilarous.

Thanks.

Caesar - "2,000 guys in skirts with rocks and sticks fighting over a dam. What a dumb idea"

Rocks and sticks?

That's why you never hear them say it.

They use spears. A rock on a stick. Harold was better.

ED-E - "It's me or the dog!"

Sry I shoot/stab t/Blow/kick/punch/send you on a total ridicules and useless quest/trey d to eat you.
Why is no one saying SRY what happen to all of the politeness?
Humans, Humans never change.....

Herbert "Daring" Dashwood says - "What was that? Blast! I can never understand you young people's crazy language"

Hm.
I remember seeing Anti-Material Rifles, Marksman Carbines and Thermatic Lances at Hoover Dam.

Stop being ignorant about the Legion, they don't "only" use spears and machetes.

It's a joke. Check with Wadsworth, he'll explain how they work.

It's an unnecessary joke. There is enough ignorance conserning Legion around here as it is.
Then again you're new here so you haven't been through all of it.
But there has been a [censored] assload of ignorance conserning Legion lore, gameplay and morality and some of us (especially me) gets more and more sick of hearing about it every time it's posted.

I agree
This is one of the reasons I hope FO4 shows the legion's lighter side of grey

Holy Sea-Biscuits really? What does that have to do with Radiation Crystals^tm? Can we keep this thread as irreverant and humorous as possible please?

30. Mr. New Veags: You know you;re nobody until somebody loves and that somebody is me. I love you. Now please come back. I can change, I swear. no more late nights at the Tops, no more hanging out with Jane from the Luck 38.

Fine.

31. Manny: "So you're finally talking to me?"
Boone: "Well I know I was mad about Carla disappearing and you not liking her."
Manny: "And?"
Boone: "She's a [censored]."

32. Dr. Whitley through ED-E: Help me Obi Wan KenobiCourier, you're my only hope.