Random Raider: 'hmmm...He's holding a minigun, maybe I shouldn't charge him with my lead pipe...'

:banghead:

President Eden: Join me, Wanderer, and together we can rule the USA as...computer and human!

Amata: Please stay with us. Forever.

Col Autmun: HEIGH HO SILVER!!!

Lone Wanderer: I'm going to live in Megaton for the rest of my life. Forget the Wasteland.

Gob: I'm pretty.

Moriarty: I love you, Gob.

Shrapnel/Flak: Guns are very, very bad! Don't ever use them! D=

Moira: Hey. Need any supplies before I fix the caravan wagon?

Burke: Megaton is just a wonderful, wonderful place.

Dr. Zimmer: Dr. Li, let me help you with my knowledge.

Liberty Prime: Mission: The preservation of any and all Chinese communists.

67. Liberty Prime: Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping through the forest, scopping up the Enclave and bopping them on the head.
68. Wanderer: (to a group of Raiders while clutching the experimental M.I.R.V.) You wanna play? You wanna play? Okay! Say hello to my little freind!
69. Wanderer (speaking to Tobar) : Why are you looking at me like that?
Tobar: Oh nothing (licks lips) You look like you have a beautiful mind...
70. Chinese Soldier #1 (stationed in Alaska) : you know my brother's going to be invading California.
Chinese Soldier #2: Lucky bastard, I can't feel my god damned hands.
71. John Connar (seeing Deputy Weld for the first time) : Terminator! Die you Skynet peice of [censored]!
Lucas Simms: NO! Not Deputy Weld! He only had three more weeks until retirment! Why?!!?

Liberty Prime: I am Liberty Prime, American-Commie relations!
Fawkes: FAWKES SMASH!
Dad: You know what? I'm going to fast travel to Rivet City.
It annoyed me that Dad jogged across the entire freaking Wasteland, fighting EVERY enemy he came across with his fists, only occasionally picking up a lead pipe or a switchblade.
Eden: You have no chance to survive make your time.

Enclave soldier: "Dad, there's someone I'd like you to-"
Enclave Dad: "A ghoul!? Oh golly son, what a looker!"
Enclave soldier: "You know I like it fried."

Three Dog: "And now for some news... The Brotherhood super robot Liberty Prime has been arrested. We just got the word from House Un-American Activities Committee that the robot is being suspected of assisting Communist sabotage..."

James: "The Enclave? What are they doing here? Madison, lock the door!"
Dr. Li: "Why you want me sealed in the control room- hey, where are you going!?"
James: *runs away*

Amata: "You. Me. six. Now."

Amata: "Goodbye.. Find your dad.. I-I'll miss you.."
Lone Wanderer: "..."
Amata: "..."
Lone Wanderer: "..."
Amata: "Why are you looking at me like that?"
Lone Wanderer: "... did you say something?"

Colonel Autumn: "Vertbirds Alpha-through-Charlie destroy that crane over the Pentagon, without they'll be sealed inside their base. Artillery control, instead of shelling the bridge with our own men on it shell the enemy base 100 meters to the left. Alpha-through-Charlie again, after you've destroyed the crane carpet bomb them back to the stone age. Yes siriee there is no way we can lose!"

------------Ten Minutes Later---------------

Colonel Autumn: "I here what you're saying Mr Howard... yes..... yes but.... It makes no damn sense, why do the good guys have too win..... yeah but after they've killed all my people, what good will the FEV do then? 'It doesn't matter it's just about having the moral choice' what the hell does that mean? We cannot possibly lose this battle, we have aircraft and artillery..... they have what? Why didn't we know they had Prime, well how do they fix him and power him, reprogamme him? What? All I'm hearing is explosions are awesome Mr Howard... that isn't really an answer why can't I just destroy their base now like I can?"

72. Lyons: Men, ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in hell!!
73. Robobrain: Bite my shiny metal ass, meatbag.
74. Molerat: [censored]-a-doodle-doo!
75. Resident of Andale: Madness? THIS IS ANDALE!!!!
76. Behemoth Supermutant: (meeting Liberty Prime for the first time) Why, hello. Maybe you and me could get together some time. Say coffee?

Raider: Oh Jesus, I hate the sight of your own blood!
Feral Ghoul Reaver: Ewwww, that area looks irradiated, better find another way around...
Deathclaw: Oh my god its a radroach! Run for you lives!!!!!

This one actually did make me laugh out loud



Wanderer to Evan in Arafu: You ever shoot at me again you little *censored* and I will throw you off this bridge

Lucas Simms, right before bomb goes off: "Someone set us up the bomb!"
Tenpenny, over loud speaker: "You have no chance to survive make your time."

Leo Stahl, to Wanderer: "You know what, that is it. I've hated drugs all my life, and know I'm going to become a DARE officer!"

77. James (tucking wanderer into bed as a child) : Nighty night, don't let the bed bugs bite. No really, those rad roaches will [censored] you up.
78. Wanderer (after Megaton explosion) : what the hell was that? I thought I was turning on the coffee maker!
79. Rivet City citizen: Oh dear god we're sinking! There's a huge gaping hole in the middle of the ship, we're all going to die! ... Nope... false alarm, everything's okay.
80. President Eden: So until next time America... Server Error... contact administrator.
Enclave soldier: What the... Who the hell's been using this thing to download porm?

Vault resident: Hey, dont you sometimes think that our life is like the end of a popular comedy show

I could kill that Brahmin, those boots are ruined!

Clover: "I wonder if Mister Eulogy wants me to put on this leather raider armor and use the whip today?"

Fallout 3.

Raider in house.
Comes out with gun
Hi there, want to come in and have some tea and cakes?

Raider in wasteland cafe, dwelling area.

Hello there, settle down. Have a beer, what would you like to eat?

Moira
Would you please go plant this in the nest, then test this repellant stick and find out about this stuff. And don't bother not killing stuff. Carve a bloody trail for all I care.
I will give you more the more destruction and death you cause.


Warhammer meets Fallout 3.

Warhammer Space Marine to Brotherhood Of Steel Knight.

Awesome mecha armour dude!

Brotherhood Of Steel Knight

Is'nt it just.

WSM
Slimming too.

BOSK
Yours is very gothic.

WSM
It is is'nt it.

BOSK
So what do you fight?

WSM
Chaos, Destruction. You?

BOSK
Super Mutants, Centaurs, Ghouls, Feral Ghouls.

WSM
Cool. Actually some of the chaos forces are quite hot. Some of those chaos witch females, smokin.

BOSK
None I fight are hot.


Bioshock meets Fallout 3.

A portal opens between Rapture and Fallout 3 land.

The place in Fallout 3 is highly radioactive.

A Spider spicer steps through. Ouhh, what is this place? Ooh whats that tingling sensation.......Arm starts to mutate.

Raider

Get out man, its freaking glowing here! Runs off.


A Brute splicer comes through.

Raider
A Super Mutant, shoot it!

Oy, fight fair you mully, bowls over raider.

Super Mutant
Looks at Brute Splicer
I'm outa here, runs off.

Vault Dweller goes through and finds ADAM and EVE syringes. Ooh, whats this? Interesting. ooh, Plasmids.......

Comes back loaded.

Yep, theyll get a shock next time they fight me!

fawkes: you want to do WHAT? uh uh i ain't goin in there talk to the hand girlfriend!