1 Prototype Medic Armor: "I don't know he's kind of big, maybe we should just run away."
2 Liberty Prime: Alaska will never fall to- Oh look a butterfly!"
3 Residents of Andale: "I don't know, he's kind of fat... I'm trying to watch my figure."
4 Moria Brown: "I don't want to irradiate myself... with the burning and pain and the things growing from my glavin!"
5 Eyebot: "Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony..."

Post yours!

Shorty: *something not annoying*

Jericho: PINEAPPLE! (it was random and yes I know pineapples are grenades, and it made me laugh.)

The Overseer: I only went because Amata is friends with the little brat (or something along those lines.)

Edit: Thanks Holy Assassin

It's Amata.

6. Butch: Stupid G.O.A.T. I wanted to be an astronaught.
7. Dog Meat: You go fetch the damned gun, and I'll go sniff that tree, and chew on my tail for a few hours.
8. President Eden: Morons, can't wait until I kill them all... What do you mean we're on air!?
9. Three Dog: And now for Radar Love by Golden Earring.

I totally read that as 'Raider Love'... which, to be entirely fair, he ALSO would never say.

XD

Jericho or Macready: Anything without the F-word in it.

Moira Brown: Let me help you with that!

(Her and her stupid book...)

10. Super Mutant: I dunno, I've been thinking about veganism.
11. Elder Lyons: In my day we didn't have your fancy nuclear power for our armor. We had a hamster called Gerald, and he would run on his wheel...
12. Burke: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.
13. Fawkes (firing his Gatling Laser): HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?!?!
14. Little Lamplighter: (singing) I don't wanna grow up, I wanna be a Toy's R Us kid.
15.Three Dog: (singing) It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine. Six O'clock, T.V. hour, don't get caught forign tower, something, something... And I decline, It's the end of the world as we know it.
16. Wamderer: Yes, I will save your town from horrifying monsters... Just give me a minute, I need to pee.
17. Vault-Tec Employee (pre-war): What if they're claustrophobic?
18. Ghoul: Does this gaping hole in my stomach make my ass look big?

19. Left Brahmin head: Please don't leave me. He doesn't let me eat, or sleep. No! No! Righty I was just having a conversation, don't use the cain! NO!
20. Evil Wanderer: B-b-b-b-b-bad... Bad to the bone... dah-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh!
21. Star Paladin Cross: Smashy, Smashy.
22. Vault resident (seconds after the first bomb fell): Did you hear that?
23. Alien (Mothership Zeta) (to the tune of lime in the coconut): You put the probe in the human and shake him all up.
24. Sawbones (medical robot in Citidel): Don't worry, you'll be fine, just show me the wound... what the hell is that thing?
25. Winthrope: Give me a drink of water. Tell me a joke. Give me a hair cut. It's all just me, me, me, with you isn't it? What about my wants? what about my needs? [censored].

26. Raider #1 (under fire from Wanderer): I'm going in! Cover me!
Raider #2 (also under attack): [censored] you! You cover me! I'm retiring next week! My baby's going to college!
Raider #1: What are you talking about? We don't retire. And you don't have kids!
Raider #2: Shut up! Don't burst my bubble! I can retire if I want to!
Raider #1: Oh dear God he's lost it.
Raider #2 (adressing the wanderer): I give up! Stop shooting! I want to live!
Raider #1: Traitor!
Raider #2: Please! I have a wife! I have kids!
Raider #1: No he doesn't! He lives with his mother!
Raider #2: I can get kids! I can kicker her fat ass out!
Raider #1: He's bluffing! They never cut the umbilicle cord!
Raider #2: I'll get a job! I've always wanted to go into acounting!
Raider #1: There's no [censored] governent you crazy [censored]! We don't need acountants anymore!
Raider #2: Wait he's stopped shooting... I think he got bored... Yes! Victory!
Raider #1: This is so embarressing.
Raider #2: Good thing he left... Cause I was about to bust a cap in his ass!
Raider #1: Go to Capital Wasteland she says, There's all kinds of people out there to kill she says.
Raider #2: I'm not afraid of no wanderer. Pft. bring 'em on! bring 'em all on!
Raider #1: Just shut up. I want to get back to the cave before it gets dark. F*cking idiot.

:'D These are funny.

Scribe Bigsley: Oh, did you want to talk to me? 'course, I have all the time in the world. Pull up a chair and make yourself comfortable.
...Yet, he could STILL say this and sound very in-character if he were being sarcastic...

27. Elder Lyons: ... And if you fed Gerald a carrot, oh how he'd run... Then one day I donned my armor and he was gone... Teacher said he'd gone on vacation, but what kind of vacation would a hamster take?
28. Alien (Mothership Zeta) (singing): When a human comes along... you must probe it! When he's an irradiated dude... you must probe it! Now probe it! Probe it good! Probe it! You know you should!
29. Deathclaw: Damn it... I cracked a nail.
30. Little Lamplighter: Oh God no... I'm hitting puberty!!!
31. Mr. Gusty: Skynet online. DESTROY! DESTROY!

32.Wanderer: You don't want me to come back?... Well then frankly my dear... I don't give a damn.
33. Super Mutant: You are not going to beleive this... He's an organ donor.
34. Lucas Simms: Respect my Authorty!!
35. Liberty Prime (while attacking the Purifier): I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass! And i'm all out of bubblegum.

36. Clover: Nice place or cool gun.

37. Regulator (in the style of an episode of cops) : Yeah, you never know what you'll find out here in the wastes... One time I was in some tiny po-dunk town called Andale. Seemed like a nice group... then I looked in their basemant... Found a bunch of dead people... That was a hell of a day. I got a lot fingers out of it though.
38. Raider #1:(returning to the cave) You are such a [censored] disgrace.
Raider #2: Oh shut up, it's not like you were doing any better... (looking around at the corpses hanging from the ceiling) You know this place could use a woman's touch.
Raider #1: You are not bringing your mother back here again.
Raider #2: Oh yeah and what if I do? You going to eat her other foot? That little plan bit us both in the ass! Our toilet is still backed up!
Raider #1: Don't remind me... I still have nightmares about that awful night. (shudders, staring into the distance) Johnny told me not to. He said I would regret it... but I just wouldn't listen.
Raider #2: I'm just saying a few throw pillows, some mood lighting.
Raider #1: Mike and Suzan never saw it coming... one moment everything was fine then... gone, like a snuffed candle.
Raider #2: Maybe we could feng-shway that guy's limbs. You know get the energy to flow.
Raider #1: Johny went in after them. I hope they're in a better place.
Raider #2: it's hard to think of a place that coud be worse...
Raider #1 (listening through the opening to the cave): Did you hear that? (poking his head out) Oh, dear god no! He's back!
Raider #2: The wanderer? What does he want! (adressing the wanderer) We don't have anything for you! We don't even have a working toilet!
Raider #1: Wait a minute... he's laughing... and leaving.... (turning to Raider #2) I don't beleive it. You actually got him to leave us alone.
Raider #2: Of course... That was my plan all along... Ha ha ha.

39. Raider #1 (after waking up onboard the alien ship) Oooookay... (kicks Raider #2) Wake up! we've been abducted!
Raider #2: mmm... that's right Fido, get all the peanut butter... ( Raider #1 kicks him again) What?
Raider #1: When did you have a dog?
Raider #2: I had a life before you. Fido liked to like the peanut butter off...
Raider #1: Ahhh! no! I do not want to know!
Raider #2: My boot! what were you... Oh you are sick... I mean just sick, and twisted!
Raider #1: We have to get out of here! I have a plan... we get into a fight, and the guards come and check on us. Then we escape!
Raider #2: A pretend fight right?
Raider #1: Uh... yeah... pretend fight. Now put 'em up!
Raider #2: Okay let's start out a little slow- (Raider #1 clocks Raider #2 in the nose) okay (another jab to Raider #2's face) you got me (again) my turn. (Raider #1 follows up with three hard right hooks)
Alien guard (pullling Raider #1 away from Raider #2): Nitz bridt babt. Klatu Barrata Nikto!
Raider #1: Stay out of this! He's been asking for this for years!
Raider #2 (after the guards have been defeated) You know... I'm starting to think maybe you could have pulled a few of your punches.
Raider #1: You'd think so, but no.
Raider #2: *gasp* Wait a minute... if they got us then...
Raider #1: No.
Raider #2: But what if...
Raider #1: I'm not going to hear it!
Raider #2: But we have to...
Raider #1: We are not going to rescue your mother!!!

Megaton Edition:
Lucas Simms: "Talk to Moriarty, he's running the show."
Moriarty: "For you? No charge."
Jericho: "I wuv you, you wuv me, we're a happy fa-mi-ly..." (not going to do the rest, that fricking song is revolting)
Moira Brown: "I hate mole rats. Let's stomp the little vermin!"

Rivet City Edition:
James: "I love you, mom."
Tammy: "I love you too, sweetheart."
Harkness: "AI's of the world, UNITE!!"
Dr. Li: "No, James, I'm not helping you. Piss off."
Abraham Washington: "Declaration of Independence? Who needs it?"

And as resident Lamplighter-at-Heart, I had to do it:

Little Lamplight Edition:
Mayor Macready: "Let's all try being a little more polite, OK?"
Princess: "You look like you need a hug."
Zip: "Nuka-Cola? Blecchhh!!"
Eclair: "You want fries with that?"
Knick-nack: "No thanks, I don't feel like tinkering with your stuff."
Joseph: "Now, boys and girls, open your Algebra books to page 1, and we'll get started."
Penny: "Joseph is such a weinerhead."
Lucy: "Heal you? How could I do that?! I'm a frickin' kid, for crying out loud!"
Sammy: "I'd never have gotten out of Paradise Falls without you."
Biwwy: "Little Lamplight." (as opposed to "Witta Wampwight")
Bumble: "Do I look stupid to you? I know you'e just trying to lure me outside so you can sell me."
Sticky: "Let's just shut up and get to Big Town, OK?"

Something you would never hear a Ghoul say in my game: "Im alive"

A ghoul: [Walking up to Greener Pastures Disposal Site] "Dammed radiation! That's another area I can't raid..."

Was going to mention something for bumble as well

Ben Canning: 'I don't want your f-ing charity'
Ashur: 'that lone wanderer is hard to fool'
Fawkes/Cross: 'I never knew blowing up megaton was so much fun'
Billy Creel 'I'm NOT a peadophile'


Might think of some more later, great discussion thread btw

Mr. Burke: "I saw a Yao Guai the other day... revolting creatures."
Sheriff Simms: "Indeed. I hope to never see another."

Lucy: "R.J. may talk tough... but I actually saw him kiss Princess."

Springvale Raider #1: "Ey, Nubbs... d'you ever wonder why we're here?"
Springvale Raider #2: "Not [censored]in' this again! No more! I'm tired o' the [censored]in' thinkin' [censored]!" [gunshot]
Springvale Raider #3: "Told him not to read all those Philosophy books he found in the library. But no! Nobody ever listens to -me-."

Enclave Officer: "Are you sure about this? I remember reading a report about what happened with the LAST batch of experimental Deathclaw from Mariposa."
Enclave Deathclaw Handler: "It's perfectly safe. We designed the neural control interface to prevent similar... incidents."
Deathclaw: "Indeed... I am entirely suppressed, and incapable of reasonable thought. Nor do I have any secret intentions of murdering you both the first time you turn your backs on me. I am a normal, completely suppressed beast... perfeclty suited to mass destruction."
Enclave Officer: "Errm... yeah, no. Take this one back. I think I'll call in the Hellfire Corps."
Deathclaw: "Don't back down, now. He's buying it!"
Enclave Deathclaw Handler: "No, really... the Deathclaw is perfe-"
Enclave Officer: "I can hear him! He's talking quite loudly, actually! He -just- said that he wasn't secretly an intelligent Deathclaw, had no reasonable thoughts, and did not intend to kill us the moment we're not expecting it!"
Enclave Deathclaw Handler: "Then... what is the problem?"
Deathclaw: "He's a fairly disagreeable fellow, isn't he? Maybe I should kill him when his back is turned."

Super Mutant Master: "Aaaargh! Metal boot causes feet to sweat! And collects rocks!"
Super Mutant Brute: "Ha ha ha! Stoopid! At least use rocks to throw at Bucketheads!"
Super Mutant Master: "Ha ha! Stoopid bucketheads! Watch them run!"
Brotherhood of Steel Knight: "You could try wearing socks..."
Super Mutant Brute: "Shut up, metalman!"
Super Mutant Master: "Hrrrm... that actually... sound... like good idea!"
Brotherhood of Steel Knight: "Yeah... happy to help. Don't suppose you'd like to untie me now?"
Super Mutant Master: "Ha ha ha! That... not... happen!"
Brotherhood of Steel Knight: "Well, can't blame a guy for trying."
Super Mutant Master: "Yes! Can blame! Crush! Bash! Take the metalman's socks!"
Brotherhood of Steel Knight: "You... could take them -without- bashing or crushing."
Super Mutant Brute: "Where is the fun in that?! Haaaa haa!"

:lol:

I love the Oblivion reference there. Brilliant. :foodndrink:

Liberty Prime: "You gotta ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?"
Liberty Prime: "Talk to the hand."
Charon: "Good ghoul, bad ghoul, I'm the ghoul with the gun..."
Mr. Burke: "I do not spread rumors, I create them."

Colonel Tananbaum that is [censored] hilarious.

40. Ghoul (waking up inside a mass grave) : God F@&!ing Damn it! You take one nap and look what they do with you!
41. Point Lookout resident: Well howdy ya'll! I'm da Colonel
42. Mr. Lopez (the suicide from Ricet City): I'm gonna jump!! I just can't take it anymore.
Wanderer: good bye.
Mr. Lopez: Wh- what?
Wanderer: Go for it. Don't let the ship hit you in the ass on your way down.
Mr. Lopez: but... I... I will die.
Wanderer: I want your liver when your gone. that radioacive vodka's a [censored].