I was looking around for some good fanfics on some fanfic websites.

After an hour of looking at some old gold (Full Life Consequences, Hero Beginning, My Immortal) and some actually good stuff I decided to look at some recently added stories.

Then I discovered... This... Abomination.

Leave your sanity at the door. Or seeing this place too, you should have left your sanity at the address bar.

Look at your own risk. Not safe for any of our mortal eyes to read.

http://fanfic.vjad.net/stories/viewstory.php?sid=648

Aww, you need to be registered.
But I know that it isn't off to a good start.
Crysis: War of Seph.

They spelt Ceph wrong.

I just read it again, and it looks much worse when you know it is bad.

crysis: war of seph

wroten by: Deifitrec


it was normal day for john dunn in the year 2045. olympic seson was begining and jon wa wanting to see how the us olmpic team would do do this yers olympcs when the team went to get th gld metal 4 wining the gems. Thuias years games were in the city and john was excited to have olympc games in his home city when he was living in city. I was plaing minecrft because I had noting els 2do so I plad this. John dunnn locked at: the tv and watced the chanle and herd screems and gunfre. On the news. John wasnt not used not to gunfdire and wen to a widowto see was going outside. John was busy wiping up after he met his rite hand and was pulling hispants up he locked out the widnow and sow pepol runing from weird pepol with the laser guns in the street.


ONO said me as I saw a devstator own the pepol ewith his laser beems in the stret. I runned out the door and met a woman with bkue eyes and I asked her if see would come with me. See sad yess and came with me out the door but we didnt go out the door becos it wasd flocked for sum reson so we went arong the toer way. In my aptment I cheked my compotr to ckeck my eemale for mesghase.


John jhad a mesgase in th male and chekd it. It sad that alens wer ataking and he sudh run wile he still can the mesgase was froe his fater jake dunn hu encontrd alens inh china 20 yers ago wen the mongolens wer invadng ttthe alewns1 rose from the grond.


Jhoin got to hescar and pot on the nan osuit5 and lept to top of boldijng and aksed. Speh y u no stop kling inocent civians becus he was anrgy and mad. The seph didnt care not and kept keeping their kiling spree on the pepol. It ws then that jon relised he must do what must be duon and not be a fukup lik an hero becus it musy be dpne. To stopthe seph


ater on howr of tring to fgure ot how to deefoot the seph he decovered the answer in the question querstion. Seph-HALO-pods. So he went2 space 2 fdn the halos in space but he went to far and saw heself to fsar ot of milk way rim. So I went bak towar mittel to find instalation 09 wer I could defoot the seph and save the city from the alens and seph .


On stelation 08 john was fiting thru the alens and met duk nokem so thei fot thruog tye alens and seph to find helos control room but nokem had to lev to find mor gum aas he is on the gum deit. I wt to the pnal and coulkd not ativat halo. But he decovered a masive collection of fury porm from the year bc 9001 and ativated the suitmode maximum boner and poled his pants down to massdebate to the hentai wen a niger told him to quit fapping so he quit fapping and hjad to find the index on the librar.


In the librarjon loked for the index but met nokem ho sed john could not have the index or else so john punched him in the neck and took the index and walked to the contro rom. The contro rom was on fire and hot and hard top walk thro so jhon cralled to the core and jumped down to botom wit index. As he fell he sa made in china inscribd on the key and yelled out **** at toop of lungs in reacton as rthe bar filed he got redty to defet the sepgh and win for humanity anf win. The halo was abot to fir the antiseph and kll the seph whern the niger sayed you still have to fite. Get out tere and fite now. John woken up in the stret wit his rifel and saw a tripodel panging enemies waking at in in the thosends. Jhon coked his rifel and pointed.

^that the whole thing?
Also, my eyes are bleeding. That thing has almost the same error count as My Immortal, but it's done on purpose.

Proof: "y u no", 9001.