There should be a rare disease (Perhaps if you fail at a song, providing players can play the lute) entitled Bieber Fever. The disease decreases Personality, Speechcraft, Strength, and Will.
The effort to bring down Bieber is appreciated, but Skyrim is just to good for him to be anywhere even near it. Hell, just talking about the possibility of the devs considering it... is to good for Bieber. The only thing I will accept, is a MOD(cannot be in the vanilla game, I must be able to turn it off) that allows you to hunt it. That I would find acceptable... although only for a short time before it would have to be eradicated from my computer.
Haha and about the people actually annoyed by him... really? I get on in life just fine without worrying about if Beiber is popular or not. Just happens to be a fun pastime.