This is what we'll do: Whirling Scrolls Online

Post » Fri May 04, 2012 10:49 am

Nu TES is upon is, in the form of The Elder Scrolls Online. Waves of new lore that may not be entirely in line with the mythomorphs we've scried here in the last few kalpas. Some of this lore might be hard to swallow, but eat it we will. And ask for more. Lore Collective has a plan.

http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1371463-what-will-we-do-about-elder-scrolls-online/.

The marble jaws of Oblivion have been opened, who will stem the news tide? In the next few days we are about to be swamped with information about Elder Scrolls Online. I have seen what no waking eye has see, and I foresee the turmoil that awaits us.

This upcoming MMO is to be set in most of Tamriel, including parts of every single province, with more chunks to be unlocked as expansions. Apparently it spreads from Elder Root to Shornhelm, so there you go. It is set in the 2nd Era, during a great big civil war to crown a new Emperor, yadda yadda. Much more info is to come.

The worrying part, is mixed in with the gameplay details, are pieces of lore like the fact that the entire of Tamriel is now divided into three factions: The Aldmeri Dominion, The "Daggerfall Covenant" of the Bretons, Orcs and Hammerfell, and, um, the "Ebonheart Pact" of Morrowind, Skyrim and Argonia. All fighting over Cyrodiil. Yeah.

Now, I draw you here together for one simple reason: if, as early indicators seem to suggest, TESO twists and simplifies the Tamriel we love into something unrecognisable, how do we treat this new lore? The official line will be to call everything canon, no doubt. But we may find it difficult in our hearts to reconcile some of this new information with the picture of TES we hold dear.

Of course, holding different and contradictory pictures of a fantasy world side by side is something we are the undisputed world champions of, but we need a gameplan, now. It took us years to recover from the shock of Nu-Cyrod, we need to be ready for this outrageous débutante. Our lore-beards must be trimmed and arranged in all the latest fashions. This is a rocky relationship we have ahead of us, but by the Three we are going to make it work.

So, thoughts?

Current Topics: Raising an Elk to the Ruby Throne, calling ourselves the Marukhati Selective, saying Tam! RUGH!, and forming chapters outside of the Ebonheart alliance.
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natalie mccormick
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 10:32 pm

We need to make characters named after all the great heroes so that we may show the general population that we will forever be the winning side.
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Louise Dennis
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 1:06 pm

Tam! RUGH!
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Rob Smith
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 8:57 am

Empire can only be achieved through betrayal. Three chapters are necessary.
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Manny(BAKE)
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 8:39 am

Place your hand upon your keyboard and repeat after me:

I do solemnly swear to learn the Lore of the Elder Scrolls. I hereby declare that I shall speak what truth I may, heed no false whispers and surpass those liars who claim knowledge.

The ending of the oath is HERMORA.

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Such is the initiation of the Unaffiliated Selective.

Make that four, Muertos.
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N Only WhiTe girl
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 11:54 pm

This...this will be glorious.
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Michelle Chau
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 2:14 pm

I could only imagine some kind of coronation ceremony where the Daggerfall Covenant and Aldmeri Dominion chapters inexplicably stand beside the rest of the Marukhati Selective.
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Breanna Van Dijk
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 11:15 am

This...this will be glorious.
I have never felt part of a better Kult.
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Wane Peters
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 12:16 pm

This game comes out in a years time. Anyone else get the feeling we are gonna be ready when it does?
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Cody Banks
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 10:28 am

stick your hand on top of your digestive tract and repeat after me.

I do solemnly swear to take the Lore of the Elder Scrolls and beat the [censored] out of some Old Mary Prettyfaces with it. Foreverafter I declare my undying (well, I say undying, none of y'all are living past fifty anyways) loyalty to the rise of the Eastern King in Velvet, and any half-blood or sandcrawler who wants to stop us knows where he can shove it (Right back up Boethiahs Ass! Yeah!).

The ending of this thing is Malacath.

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Such is the oath of the Stronghold Selective.
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Heather Kush
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 9:28 pm

Someone contact Greg Keyes. Get him in on this.
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Max Van Morrison
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 1:28 pm

This game comes out in a years time. Anyone else get the feeling we are gonna be ready when it does?

I do.

The http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/2928/thehead.jpg speaks to me.

Tam! RUGH!
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 11:08 am

This game comes out in a years time. Anyone else get the feeling we are gonna be ready when it does?
The Dreamsleeve will be ours first!

*attempts to smother the obligatory cackling*
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Lou
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 9:13 am

Place your hand upon your keyboard and repeat after me:

BY ROOT AND RUNE, I DO HEREBY PLEDGE MY METAGRAPHIC HEART TO THE CULTIVATION OF HERESY, THE GENESIS OF FATE, AND THE SUCCOR OF LOVE-IN-LORE. MAY MY SEEDS SUBSUME, AND MAY THE STARRY HEART BLOOM.

The ending of the oath is HER! MORA!

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Such is the initiation of the Unaffiliated Selective.

Make that four, Muertos.

Fixed.
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Claire
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 2:36 pm

Tam! RUGH!

To uphold lore in a loreless land! To spread truth and put our rightful king on the Sundered Throne!

Tam! RUGH!
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Nauty
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 6:10 pm

This might be the only MMO where hacking can be justified as CHIM.
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roxxii lenaghan
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 10:24 am

Fixed.

Perfect.

HER! MORA! SO DO I SWEAR.
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 11:17 pm

"But [Admin] I was just about to achieve godhood! AE CHIPADHOME AE ADABAL"
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Dona BlackHeart
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 9:57 pm

I hear our lady has the banner stamp soon. It is an image that has never been seen in all these hidden years, and was in need of some lift.

If you are brother or sister or both of our Selective, wear the avatar as your badge for a fortnight to show our union.
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Javier Borjas
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 9:52 pm

I do.

The http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/2928/thehead.jpg speaks to me.

Tam! RUGH!

[bows head in solemn recognition]

Tam! RUGH! Tam! RUGH!
Tam! Tam! RUGH! RUGH!
Tam! [NUMINIT] Tam! [NUMINIT]
[NUMINIT] [NUMINIT] Tam! Tam!
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SiLa
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 5:22 pm

I hear our lady has the banner stamp soon. It is an image that has never been seen in all these hidden years, and was in need of some lift.

If you are brother or sister or both of our Selective, wear the avatar as your badge for a fortnight to show our union.
Aye aye, sah!
Which is to say, Tam! RUGH!
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Wane Peters
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 6:38 pm

It shall be so!

As headmaster of the Dominion Chapter, I shall pave the way to glory for the Selective, and ensure that my example be law!

Oh, and when the game comes out, I'll be stationed at a bar in Fallinesti under the guise of an old drunkard.

The password to chat with me shall be: "Don't fall asleep in the Western Square!"
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Dan Wright
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 10:06 pm

I don't see what is to worry about lore. The 2nd Era was really undefined, so there is nothing contradicting the fact that at one point 3 big factions ruled everything. If you refuse to accept that, you might as well refuse to accept Professor Numinatus or whatever. Lore is Lore, and to refuse to accept it is an insult to the writers.
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Sam Parker
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 10:39 am

For our Selective! For the Soon-to-Be Emperor!
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Lance Vannortwick
 
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 6:21 pm

*cough*
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