Just like Porkys.

Lol, I'm married, I don't use condems ^^.

I guess I can see needing something to hold various cards in, but I don't own a credit card(just a bank debit card, and wife carries that in her purse). Pre-marriage, I still just carried stuff like that in my pockets or my car. I've never liked the feel of a wallet in my pockets, has always felt cumbersome.

Just put "I'M A [censored] MAN" on it somewhere. It'll be fine.

I didn't know being married granted some sort of invulnerability to STDs and pregnancy...

Exactly. I don't like how I'm the only one who wears a watch now as well. You ask someone the time, and they start turning a phone on. :facepalm:

Well unless they're both sleeping around I don't see how an STD is going to enter into it.

Guilty. :blush:

Just take a knife to any logos or lumpy bits you don't like. Then treat it as the tool it is. It may be unusual to classify a wallet as a tool, but its a thing you use to contain and carry stuff, so its close enough :shrug:. Long as you have a mature, confident attitude of "Meh, its just a wallet.", it really shouldn't be a problem. If you're not self conscious about it, chances are that others won't notice it.


Same.

Uhh, how exactly am I going to get an STD when I'm only sleeping with the woman I've been married to for the last 8 years? STDs dont' just appear out of thin air ya know ^^. Also, my wife got fixed after our 2nd daughter, so no possibility of pregnancies ^^

People ask me the time a lot since I have some archaic silver disc with numbers on it strapped to my left wrist.

"got fixed" = Lmao.

Savvy. This sounds like some sort of advanced technology. My peers and I have never heard of it. Care to show me?

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Blasphemy! It looks just like the "anolog" time setting on my phone! What sorcery is this?!

I'm one of them ^^

Honestly, if I could find a watch that felt comfortable and natural enough to be on my wrist, I'd wear one myself. Used to wear one 24/7 in the military(pretty common thing really, since sometimes you need to coordinate times with others and having a watch greatly helped that)

ROFL. My wife says(I read your response to her) "Yep, we don't need no more pups". She also laughed profusely

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/ad431452_1f9b_a131.jpg

@OP

Personally, I think it looks a bit femme but, as has been said already, that's personal opinion.

I like to be able to coordinate my train journeys and lectures by going ten minutes in advance to everything. You could set your watch by me. Actually, I'm amazed nobody has tried to mug me on my regular stops at a cash machine.

Yes, it is.

I have several watches, but since a couple are Seikos (? as I recall, don't have them with me) from a few decades ago, one is a Unicorn* Amphibian of unknown value (bought from an op shop years ago, made in the sixties judging by the inscription), one doesn't tell the time so well these days... I'm reluctant to wear my good ones, and the others have dissuasive characteristics.

*On of the brands Rolex made watches under. From what I gather, such brands were usually used to either experiment a little, or make a bit of money from cheaper watches without impact the Rolex image.

EDIT: Half of them are completely mechanical (wind-up), too, for bonus points :happy:. I much prefer the mechanical ones, for various reasons including the skill fullness required to make them (bit of a dying art, sadly ) and immunity to magnetic pulses -- I'll still be able to tell the time, even when everyone's phones have been knocked out by EM weapons .


And pregnancy is not an issue if:
* You're not bothered by the concept of having a child
Or/and
* The wife is making use of one of the many pregnancy-avoidance options. Or the man, for than manner (there's reversible surgeries available)

I actually do the same thing, but with every clock in the house and in my car. Just, instead of 10 minutes, it's thirteen. Don't know why, just how I set the clocks.

http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i351/shadowsam13/IMAG0171.jpg and it's a satchel for your information

Gotta put your books in something, I guess. Is there room for your tampons in there too?

No I don't use tampons, I use MANpons.

I'm not sure you're quite the best one to use as an example of masculinity . Unless I've gotten people mixed up...

I have one of http://www.pocketwatches.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/sekonda-1-front.jpg It says "made in the USSR" on it.


Ah, incontinence pads.

Pad isn't quite the right word to describe them, they have more of an elephant shape and the go in your mouth to protect from verbal diarrhea.

That's cool :nod:. I have http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq236/1Samildanach/moeriswatch.jpg (Swiss made, Moeris), but it doesn't work . I intend to at least get the glass replaced, and might get it fully functional when I have enough spare cash to think about a watchmaker's bill :shocking:.