Those long pole-things with pointy ends...

Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:15 am

it takes me less than 8 hours to make a crossbow (and I am not a profeesional). and voice acting takes more than just speaking into a microphone, and the point was about them finding a voice actor to say that line it was that they could have just left out that line about crossbows and they would have more money to redirect to putting in man hours to developing more weapons. I am not singling you out or any thing, and I get that you are not against crossbows. my ire is directed at the devs not you. you may think my logic is faulted, but my statement is not based on opinion but on from my own personal experience as a modder.

I am one guy and it takes me about a day to make a crossbow from scratch, they have an experienced team of developers. the fact that they could have put in crossbows without any difficulty is not at contest, they simply chose not too and who knows why.


1. Please drop it?
2. Learn to use punctuation in a not eye-stabby kind of way.
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:25 pm

I would literally yell, "BETHESDA!!!!!!" to the skies if they put in references like that. Then I would laugh.

How about a random encounter that you can get that includes: some random guy running around with what would appear to be a spear; said guy getting one-hit-killed by a random animal; and the spear model you pick up has no attack animation and does 0 damage. Oh, and everyone would point and laugh at you whenever you have it equipped, saying, "What is that supposed to be? A weapon? Haha, loser, get a real weopn, like a sword!"
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:22 am

2. Learn to use punctuation in a not eye-stabby kind of way.


not every one is native english speaker, which is why grammar policing is against forum rules.
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Post » Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:03 pm

Maiq owns a spear, but its being polished by an argonian at the moment, she should be careful, the tip is quite painful if not handled properly.

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Reference to the argonian maid obviously and to the Khajiit physiology

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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:48 am

I would literally yell, "BETHESDA!!!!!!" to the skies if they put in references like that. Then I would laugh.

How about a random encounter that you can get that includes: some random guy running around with what would appear to be a spear; said guy getting one-hit-killed by a random animal; and the spear model you pick up has no attack animation and does 0 damage. Oh, and everyone would point and laugh at you whenever you have it equipped, saying, "What is that supposed to be? A weapon? Haha, loser, get a real weopn, like a sword!"

That's the perfect Sheogorath quest....
Seriously. I would die laughing.

Go to a cave. Kill a crazed dude with a really awesome looking spear. Weighs 0, worth millions, does ridiculous damage, BUT stays a quest item, unequipable. Take it back to Sheogorath, he says thanks, and "fixes" the weapon for you. He gives it back. You can equip it, it weighs 300, no attack animation, no damage, worth nothing, and ALL npcs point and laugh whenever you have it equipped. Brilliant.
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:36 am

not every one is native english speaker, which is why grammar policing is against forum rules.

Oh. Sorry...
It was more of a joke.
I didn't mean to offend. :thumbsup:
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:45 am

"If only we had a hand-held weapon that we could use to fight these dragon's from a distance..."
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:33 am

Should have a random conversation somewhere in the game that goes something like:

Smith: I had the best idea the other day. I took a dagger and tied it to the end of a broom. ..The wife laughed at me.
Guy: *laughs* That is the worst idea I've ever heard! *continues laughing hysterically*
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 am

well your doubts don't make a difference because they could, if I can make my own in the time its takes them to hire a voice actor, record the snide comment (would take more than just one take), edit and pay the guy they could have made at least several more crossbows than I can make. keep in mind the money they could have redirected into their budget for adding more weapons. its all irelevent but the point is they made a diliberate choice to not put in crossbows when they could have and decided to be lazy thinking no one would notice that the only ranged weapons in the game were bows. thats just one weapon, what if the only melee weapon in the game were warhammers?

yes and they were also lazy in making one of the largest games in the world

as todd said, they can do anything, but they cant do everything, and I would love to see you make a spear, an actual working one, personally I can, but it would take months
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:25 am

Halberds! Glaves! Balista Bolts!
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:26 am

"If only we had a hand-held weapon that we could use to fight these dragon's from a distance..."


You mean like.. a bow?
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:02 am

"I saw a really fat Spears the other day. Nasty things. Brittney has really let herself go."
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Post » Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:51 pm

"I saw a really fat Spears the other day. Nasty things. Brittney has really let herself go."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:53 am

"Say, what's the fine for showing off your spear in public?"

"The fine happens to be 50 gold pieces, however you easily make up for that in drinks at the tavern afterwards."

"...speaking from expereince?"

"I'm a Nord. If its about getting free drinks I'm completely serious. Its after I get the drinks that the line starts to blur."
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:26 am

Maybe a Monty Python reference (Self-Defense Against Fresh Fruit) mixed with the spear reference when some recruits are being trained in martial combat.

"What if someone attacks with a point-ed stick?"

"Pointed sticks? We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Well when you're walking home tonight and some homicidal maniac comes at you with a handaxe, don't come crying to me!"
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:09 am

Maybe a Monty Python reference (Self-Defense Against Fresh Fruit) mixed with the spear reference when some recruits are being trained in martial combat.

"What if someone attacks with a point-ed stick?"

"Pointed sticks? We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Well when you're walking home tonight and done homicidal maniac comes at you with a handaxe, don't come crying to me!"


I loled.
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:01 am

You mean like.. a bow?


No, I mean like...a spear.
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Post » Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:20 pm

"M'aiq had a Spear once but a Dragon burned it after I poke him with it".

"The Gods are not kind to M'aiq, they took his Spear away and I've been searching for it ever since".
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:25 am

"M'aiq had a Spear once but a Dragon burned it after I poke him with it".

"The Gods are not kind to M'aiq, they took his Spear away and I've been searching for it ever since".



THIS!
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:55 am

"M'aiq had a Spear once but a Dragon burned it after I poke him with it".

"The Gods are not kind to M'aiq, they took his Spear away and I've been searching for it ever since".

That would explain his running everywhere in Oblivion.
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:29 am

No, I mean like...a spear.


Should have specified Melee :P
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:05 am

Maybe a Monty Python reference (Self-Defense Against Fresh Fruit) mixed with the spear reference when some recruits are being trained in martial combat.

"What if someone attacks with a point-ed stick?"

"Pointed sticks? We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Well when you're walking home tonight and some homicidal maniac comes at you with a handaxe, don't come crying to me!"


lol

Lots of good posts, but imo this one wins.
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Post » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:43 am

Just got back from spearfishing in the woods, what fun!
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Post » Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:40 pm

"M'aiq had a Spear once but a Dragon burned it after I poke him with it".

"The Gods are not kind to M'aiq, they took his Spear away and I've been searching for it ever since".

YES. Good ones...
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Post » Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:16 pm

"M'aiq had a staff with power of love once.People called it a spear,and M'aiq got in trouble for waving it around in public.All M'aiq wanted was attention".
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