Thread to restore the glory that is Cliffracers in Skyrim! : V - Skyrim

» Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:37 pm

What about non-flying Cliffracers? Like penguins!

Just imagine you're running through the northern tundra, 5 bears skins on your back from recent hunts, when suddenly you hear http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgMgUehD1Tw. You turn to see a host of waddling Glacier-racers! You could try to outrun them, but they'd just flip on their bellies and slide right up behind you.

Cute and cuddly boys.... :toughninja:

» Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:10 pm

No. Just no. Never again. Saint Jiub did such a good job, we should never have to live through the evil of Cliffracers again. That and the firey destruction of Morrowind should insure their defeat, and extinction, is everlasting.

» Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:44 am

No. Just no. Never again. Saint Jiub did such a good job, we should never have to live through the evil of Cliffracers again. That and the firey destruction of Morrowind should insure their defeat, and extinction, is everlasting.

Cliff Racers were driven out of Vvardenfell before its destruction! Ironically their greatest enemy saved them.

» Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:21 pm

Cliff Racers were driven out of Vvardenfell before its destruction! Ironically their greatest enemy saved them.

they rode the thermals...

» Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:57 pm

they rode the thermals...

Perhaps they flew to some mystical paradise, they realise a world that would send scum like St. Jiub after them after all they had done to safeguard it, didn't deserve them or the preptection they offered against the dragons.

» Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:30 am

people like ciffracers. there is a reason Vvardenfell blowed up.

» Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:02 pm

If Cliffracers are made present on Skyrim, nuking them all will be my first mod. No question. I won't even start a file beforehand, it'll be straight to the CS.

Granted, there's something to be said for Marksmen fodder, but I plan on making dragons my favored target for that. Assuming I even decide to use ranged combat in the slightest. Nothing more fun than a sturdily-built Orcish warrior with a Daedric Beat-Stick at their disposal. :rock:

» Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:49 am

Do you guys remember how clifracers would see you miles away, follow your [censored], and then by the time u stop to rest:

"you can't rest you got mobs around"

You look behind you....

EEERRRRRRRRWWWWAAAAAKKKKKKKAAAHHHAKKKKA!

ABOUT 10 OF THEM FOLLOWING YOU.

» Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:51 pm

Do you guys remember how clifracers would see you miles away, follow your [censored], and then by the time u stop to rest:

"you can't rest you got mobs around"

You look behind you....

EEERRRRRRRRWWWWAAAAAKKKKKKKAAAHHHAKKKKA!

ABOUT 10 OF THEM FOLLOWING YOU.

That was the precise reason that back when I played on the Xbox I made my Ring of Divine Death (using Almalexia's soul of course). Something like 50 pts of Shock damage with a 80 foot range. Jackasses never knew what hit them.

» Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:08 am

i would definitely like it if you could encounter cliff racers in the east mountains of skyrim

» Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:15 pm

Watch this video and tell me fighting cliff racers isn't pure epicness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRHpLjEOXEo&feature=related

» Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:15 pm

I voted for 10x...

BUT only under the condition that the devs use the same models as the cliff racers from Morrowind, and the same sound effects, and the same A.I.

...if that can't be done, I want napalm bats instead.

» Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:45 am

Watch this video and tell me fighting cliff racers isn't pure epicness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRHpLjEOXEo&feature=related

Dear lord almighty :blink:

» Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:03 pm

I will be brief. No. Their screams still haunt my dreams.

» Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:09 am

The number of cliff racers per cell (interior and exterior) should be the same number that is your level.

-WAIT! 2^# that is your level. So at level 20 you encounter 1048576 cliff racers per cell.

Yeap, that sounds appropriate to me.

» Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:00 pm

Flyyyin'...Flyyyin' in the skyyy...cliff racer flys soo highhhh.

» Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:57 pm

Noble Members of the Imperial Elder Council!
As we all know insurgents are pushing for the ideas of implementing the evil abominations known as "cliff racers" into Skyrim. These ideas have even climbed up to the highest echelon of command. This most sacred Elder Council. However any person with a sane mind knows that the cliff racers are the pets of Mehrunes Dagon, the sister of Jagar Tharn, the brother of the Wolf Queen! We cannot let these abominations stalk our lands again. Ever.
Therefore I, Councillor Braskus Ocerallus of the Most Divine city of Anvil, ask our Noble Sovereign, Emperor Titus Mede, May the Divines bless his name and rule, to in all haste, swiftly and immediately use his veto right to stop this most heathenish and devilish idea to ever stalk Skyrim.

For the Empire!

» Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:18 pm

Cliff racers are supposed to be all over Morrowind. (Or was it just Vvardenfell?) So if that's the case then there could (and should) be some lurking around in the border areas. And it would be a great pun if the devs throw some into Skyrim.

But.. Holy macaroni, I hated those dreadfully annoying beasts. I think I must have slaughtered billions of those.

» Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:40 am

I suppose Saint Jiub could have chased them to Skyrim.

» Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:45 pm

They should return.... TO HELL!

» Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:09 pm

None, really.

UNLESS.... Skyrim Cliffracers are ridden by norse maidens taking promissing heroes for a ride to Valhalla. Hey, maybe thay could even be THE Skyrim's fasttravel system, like you hear them do that awful sound and immediately pops up your worldmap, so all you have to do is choose destination and 'imagine' that you just beat them running.