lie i want to best be known for hiding behind bushes and yelling "rawr" or some such nonsense at the occasional passerby rather than slaying countless numbers of everything just because of existence

Generate random characters until you roll a sufficiently bad one.

http://morrowind.inventivegamer.com/tools/chargen-random/

Using the http://uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:NPC_Classes classes

Couldn't get any closer to the actual definition of "rolling" a bad one.



I've used some and they aren't half bad