Toilets! : V - Skyrim

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 8:22 pm

I can think of hundreds of video games without toilets.
Grow up.

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 8:20 pm

I can think of hundreds of video games without toilets.
Grow up.

And I can think of plenty of games with them... is this relevant?

» Mon Jul 04, 2011 2:21 am

There are many spells in TES. They can even summon weapons and monsters. Why can't they just send the crap to the deadlands. Maybe this is the real reason for Merures trying to destroy tamriel in Oblivion

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» Mon Jul 04, 2011 3:06 am

Why do people want such out-of-the-way additions for "immersion"? I say the game is better without toilets.

» Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:24 am

I'm under the impression that people of Tamriel do not make waste from their food. Their food has alchemical effects like Restore Fatigue. Hence, no toilets. The sewers exist just to take care of rain and things like that.

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 2:22 pm

Toilets are for sissies, go take a crap in the forest and clean urself up with some leaves.

Better yet poison ivy.

Prove how much of A Man You Are!
:ahhh:

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 8:21 pm

I'm under the impression that people of Tamriel do not make waste from their food. Their food has alchemical effects like Restore Fatigue. Hence, no toilets. The sewers exist just to take care of rain and things like that.

I thought sewers were made so vampires had a place to live and thieves could sneak?

» Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:04 am

I want my home to have a john, I know that.Hopefully there will be a reason to eat in Skyrim(a "hardcoe mode").I dont expect them to make us answer nature's call, but puting them in the game would be nice.

» Mon Jul 04, 2011 5:37 am

Toilets don't fit this game's style.. :brokencomputer: :brokencomputer:

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 8:06 pm

But what if you are the kind of adventurer that doesn't want poison ivy giving them a rash in their no-no area?

Or worse... what if it is nirnroot they squat on? Or stinging nettles?

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:04 pm

Toilets don't fit this game's style.. :brokencomputer: :brokencomputer:

What does this mean? Toilets aren't suited to any particular style.

ITT: Toilet haters

» Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:36 am

LOL

you would think at least the nobles would have amazing roman style baths

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:56 pm

Maybe as ambience, not usable. (Th elder scrolls: Crapping simulator)

:rofl:

» Mon Jul 04, 2011 4:55 am

There were toilets in Fallout 3. There should be outhouses and chamber pots in Skyrim. No, they shouldn't be used.

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 2:41 pm

I'm under the impression that people of Tamriel do not make waste from their food. Their food has alchemical effects like Restore Fatigue. Hence, no toilets. The sewers exist just to take care of rain and things like that.

then why is the water greenish brownish? and why am I always staying away from it?

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:59 pm

Food gives you Health Points. It dissappears from your stomach. Useless thread.

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:52 pm

find a bush, or a street that gets washed regularly. sewers don't necessarily imply functional toilets.

» Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:02 am

Why do people want such out-of-the-way additions for "immersion"? I say the game is better without toilets.

WHAAAaaaaa even wow has toilets

it just makes sense!! and those massive sewer system in OB were just for show??!!

anyway I think baths should be in, and lets not compare Skyrim to medieval Europe, cause only medieval Europeans did not have baths or cleaned themselves while all other cultures on earth did so, like Romans, Mesopotamian, Egyptian, Arab, Greek ...etc etc and some had some pretty impressive baths

ur argument is only true if people in ES world have no anus

» Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:04 am

WHAAAaaaaa even wow has toilets

it just makes sense!! and those massive sewer system in OB were just for show??!!

anyway I think baths should be in, and lets not compare Skyrim to medieval Europe, cause only medieval Europeans did not have baths or cleaned themselves while all other cultures on earth did so, like Romans, Mesopotamian, Egyptian, Arab, Greek ...etc etc and some had some pretty impressive baths

ur argument is only true if people in ES world have no anus

WoW is stupid. That's why it has toilets.

» Mon Jul 04, 2011 2:16 am

ur argument is only true if people in ES world have no anus

They don't, they have a loincloth grafted to their skin.

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:24 pm

it just makes sense!! and those massive sewer system in OB were just for show??!!

I thought sewers were made so vampires had a place to live and thieves could sneak?

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 1:56 pm

You ever see how many torches are in use at any given time?... where do you think they get all that solid fuel from? Each town must have its own fertilizer depository.

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:13 pm

What the crap is this?

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 3:51 pm

NO

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 8:42 pm

I'm under the impression that people of Tamriel do not make waste from their food. Their food has alchemical effects like Restore Fatigue. Hence, no toilets. The sewers exist just to take care of rain and things like that.

The Imperial City is on a hill, it does not need sewers. The rain will runoff naturally.