Toilets! : V

» Mon Jul 04, 2011 5:32 am

as far as the Elder scrolls series goes, i never saw a single Toilet ingame!

there are bedrooms, guest rooms, kitchens, but NO TOILETS!.

all races eats and drink where they do the dirty stuff?!

well the khajiit race probably do it in the sand and cover it, but thats no reason to not have a decent toilet seats.

» Mon Jul 04, 2011 3:40 am

They convert food into 100% energy.

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:45 pm

Surely Tamriel must've invented toilets by now? Everyone just goes in the woods.

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:48 pm

Meh I just assumed everyone dropped a steamer by a tree, doesn't bother me.

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:59 pm

Pick a bush, any bush.

» Mon Jul 04, 2011 3:13 am

I agree, they should also have fully functioning bidets and use motion sensing technology for perfect hygiene.

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:50 pm

no. It's fantasy and noone poops in fantasy goddammit!

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:06 pm

They don't have to do it in-game. Just put toilets for the immersion factor.

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:43 pm

lol i say yes just cause i want to shoot some guy in the face whith an arrow while he is taking a poo

» Mon Jul 04, 2011 2:09 am

I guess it would take r.p to a whole new level.

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 2:25 pm

They don't have toilets in this era, they use chamber pots. When they fill up, they dump 'em out onto the streets below. The term "Look out below!" came from the French and their chamber pots...

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 8:03 pm

Pfft. Who needs a toilet.

You've got all those trees calling your name, brah.

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:15 pm

They don't have to do it in-game. Just put toilets for the immersion factor.

This.

» Mon Jul 04, 2011 4:22 am

It's a tie.

Yeah, they should. Toilets never hurt anything, and I think they make sense.

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:01 pm

They don't have to do it in-game. Just put toilets for the immersion factor.

i want to kill someone while he is taking a Dumb in the toilet, siting there and pushing and suddently i enter with large two handed axe, i bet it would be fun.

» Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:41 am

i want to kill someone while he is taking a Dumb in the toilet, siting there and pushing and suddently i enter with large two handed axe, i bet it would be fun.

This should be the first Dark Brotherhood quest.

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 2:55 pm

This isn't Duke Nukem. I don't think TES needs toilets. Besides, what kind of adventurer looks for a toilet. Just pop a squat in the forest and be done with it.

» Mon Jul 04, 2011 5:48 am

They don't have to do it in-game. Just put toilets for the immersion factor.

It would completely break immersion if Bethesda implemented toilets but NPCs never used them. If Bethesda puts toilets in the game I demand full urination and defecation animations.

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:47 pm

The Imperial City has sewers but no toilets.

» Mon Jul 04, 2011 3:11 am

This isn't Duke Nukem.

...?

» Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:58 am

Maybe as ambience, not usable. (Th elder scrolls: Crapping simulator)

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 8:33 pm

The Imperial City has sewers but no toilets.

Runoff.

» Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:30 pm

Maybe as ambience, not usable. (Th elder scrolls: Crapping simulator)

Yes.

» Mon Jul 04, 2011 5:41 am

i want to kill someone while he is taking a Dumb in the toilet, siting there and pushing and suddently i enter with large two handed axe, i bet it would be fun.

This should be the first Dark Brotherhood quest.

:rofl:

» Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:03 am

Toilets are for sissies, go take a crap in the forest and clean urself up with some leaves.