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I cannot into companions. I tried, and it's like they went back to the AI from Oblivion.

I iz lone wanderer.

As a Lone Wanderer myself:

1. Ah, that landscape is awesome.

2. Exploring is no nice and rewarding.

3. Oh, look, some doorways and loot I can easily access.

4. That game is so sweet.

Plus I'm not substracting years on my life expectancy.

"DANG IT NICK! Could you please move?"

"DOGMEAT! MOVE SO I CAN ENTER THIS BUILDING! MY GOD, MOVE! PLEASE MOVE! MOVE! OK! FINE! I will investigate these bloody bandages, that I admit, didn't see a few seconds ago. Could you move now, please?"

Next time Nick asks, "Are you building a collection?" I will say, "NOOO! I am just stuffing random junk in to my pockets for no reason!"

1.) DOGMEAT NO!

Hqad the exact same experience. Tried to jump over him, to lure him out by running in a different direction, but since he wasn't the active companion at the time, this didn't work out either.

It's not just them - it's the entire AI. I once had a Gunner fire a Fat Man at me point blank. I died, It was effective I guess, but I'm sure his comrades who blew up with me disagreed, as did his loved ones.

1) GET OUT OF MY LINE OF FIRE, GOD DAMMIT!

2) DON'T RUN OVER THE LAND-MINES, YOU IDIOT!

3) WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO-AAAAH YOU CAN TELEPORT?

4) GET OUT OF THE DOORWAY, LYDIA! Uh, I meant (insert current Companion here) ...

It annoys me how when I'm not over encumbered they are blocking my line of fire, standing in doorway's and just generally annoying the bloody life out of me. However, the SECOND I become over encumbered and I turn around to give them some stuff to carry, POOF! They disappear into thin air. Probably just me though.

1. MOVE!!!!

2. *....sigh*

3. Go back to the settlement

4. No, don't throw that molotov cocktail at the ceiling!....*sigh again*

Shut up and shut the [censored] up. Not a lot I like everyone but I use a jet pack a lot.

1. Oh you [censored] IDIOT!

2. Aghh . . . WTF are you!? . . . No! Ah crap!

3. Over, here . . . HERE . . . HERE! NOW!

4. . . . Didn't I tell you to "STAY" back there on top of the hill?

5. "To make you ask stupid questions [censored]." (in response to Piper's "What is that for?")

6. *under breath as listens to responses to "Relationship" Dialogue Query:" "Yeah, yeah . . . I agree, we're great together . . . if you only knew how quick I was gonna dump your ass just as soon as I get that perk off you . . .

I haven't had experiences like this since the string of "high maintenance" girlfriends in college who made you "proof" my "love" to get some action . . .

Speaking of which: any suggestions on http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1582072-getting-piper-to-give-it-up-the-perk-i-mean/

"Now is not the time for a heart to heart conversation!" -when mapping into a warzone and a companion wants to talk.

"Get the [censored] out of the way!" -when a companion steps between me and my target in VATS.

"Ah Curie... so cute of you to suggest we call a coroner... for the ten thousandth time."

"Shut the hell up about human milk Strong! Its really creepy."

nope. kinda like when i see a slacker at a settlement and i find something for them to do. they just disappear.