1. MOVE [censored] (non gender specific)

2. ok just Please continue, my good sir. plz

3. where the h**l did you go now

4. do something

Love the game, but if I didn't have to use them to get perks, I would just send them all to Hangman's Alley straight away, and forget about them.

1. Don't cross my line of fire!

2. Where the hell are you now?

3. Get out of the [censored] way!

4. Personal space, idiot!

Game: "Dogmeat has found something."

Dogmeat: "Woof! Woof!"

Me:

1. "Dogmeat!"

2. "Where are you?!"

3. "Are you in that shack?!"

4. "I hear you barking that you found something, but I can't find you! Oh well, I am leaving!"

They seriously need to mark companions on the map.

Well, there is that one perk in your perk tree that rewards you for not using them.

Let's keep it clean.

Bypassing the censor is against forum rules, even if it was just meant to be comedic.

1. HERE.
2. HERE!
3. OVER HERE!!!!
4. GET OUT OF MY WAY!

Still find it amusing this forum is censored when the game we are talking about has swearing all through it.

Your Mom polices you at home, the Mod's police you here. ;P

There are games represented on this forum that are rated Teen (13+) and therefore the forum is moderated at that level.

Yeah, still amuses me. I mean, don't get me wrong. I actually kind of hate constant swearing, but has anyone met a 13yr old lately? I've heard drunk college kids with cleaner mouths than kids now and days

I never thought about that.

Thanks for clarifying, since I also found it quite amusing to be censored when the game actually is pretty explicit at times.

Oh, I love swearing. Especially when playing games like that.

Ditto. Had to finally ask. Bugged me for the longest time

1. MOVE!!!!

2. Get OUT of the WAY!!!

3. Idiot!

Can't think of anything else.

Paraphrased probably, as I don't remember their exact lines:

1. X6-88: Dammit, where are they?! Me: Well, two are right by you, and three are murdering me this very moment.


2. McCready: Another kill for me! Me: You didn't fire a single shot...


3. Nick: Is this mug really the last thing you want to see?! Me: It's a turret, Nick.


4. Preston: General, I've got something diff- Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yes, I hate when Macready takes credit for my kills

Blah, blah, blah .... my response, since I tend to hit the right arrow when having to talk to Preston.

[Name of character]!!! (in an angry, exasperated voice)

Move, dude!! (regardless of whether it's a dude or not)

God*bleep*it, [name of character]!


and extremely rarely


Good job!

1. Clear my firing lane!

2. Where did you go?

3. Stop running away! I need to access your inventory!

4. That was a Bloatfly! Did you really need to use a minigun and 250 rounds of ammo, "Killer"?

all companions: and most NPC's in settlements.... "Get out of the way"... sprinkled with a few choice words usually

Piper when I equipped her with grenades: "I didn't need that thrown...he was already down and you just hurt me....idiot!!!"

You don't have to single out Piper for that. Keep all the companions, and settlers for that matter, as far away from explosives as possible. No Fat Man, no Missile launcher, no grenades.

1. GET OUT OF MY [censored] WAY! (this happens way too much. I just use my rifle stock to smack them out of the way now.)

2. You owe me some ammo. (after they deliberately walk into my line of fire. again.)

3. You'd be more helpful if you, ya know, actually fired your weapon! (happens a lot with rifle users or Deacon who changes clothes during combat.)

4. Here we go again... (Use1. follower breaks stealth to attack or walk into a room to say their scripted lines and aggros the whole building in the process. Use2. turn around and follower isn't there. usually stuck on something a half a mile back and needs me to direct them around it. go here, go there, etc. maddening.)

1. Where did they go?

2. Am I really going to have to reload the last three hours of gameplay because they disappeared?

3. Oh my god, disappeared again!!?

4.Now Dogmeat is stuck in the water!!!?????

1. "Good god, where the hell are you?"

2. "Stop, stop...just stop. Stop what you're doin- stop. STOP."

3. "Why. Just why."

4. *extensive sighs*

Basically how it goes, almost in that order.

Come and follow me through the pages of history.

1. No!

2. Go away.

3. Sneak....Sneak! Well, so much for sneaking....

4. Shut up.