Trouble in Paradise : V - Skyrim

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:22 am

Keegan? ...Keegan...I can feel the distant memories tugging at the back of my head.... A man. His face unclear. Unknown. But he is warm. Familiar.And when he says my name I feel my heart leap forth like an arrow to the knee....Arrow to the knee?MUST PLAY MORE SKYRIIIIIIIIM!P.S: you're comment made my day. thankyooou!

*grins* not a problem, couldn't help myself given the post.

Glad it made you smile/chuckle/etc.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:24 pm

Maybe your husband wants a divorce

Cheers

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:57 pm

I think you should spend more time at home, and not let him drink all your stored Ale, Wine and Skooma so he doesn't pass out on the floor every time... maybe the sugar content of your sweet rolls play a role in him being awake so much.

The poor fellow is alone, lonely, so to fullfil his loneliness he Drinks and Drug Himself... That's what i would do, no, just kidding. lol I'm the ladies man. B) just kidding again.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:42 am

I tried! He's booked out til June!

Well then its time for a Skyrim divorce, (also known as going too a secluded a spot with set ex-spouse and promplty slaughtering him). And then become the foxy widow that all the guys howl like a wolf for.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:20 pm

*grins* not a problem, couldn't help myself given the post.

Glad it made you smile/chuckle/etc.

Haha, your words were so truthful and beautiful I read the entire comment holding my heart as if I was watching an episode of Dr. Phil.

Please. Feel free to continually comment on every single post ever made.

It would be wonderfully appreciated, I promise!!

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:13 pm

Maybe your husband wants a divorce

Cheers

lmao, there's always one blunt friend ]:

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:49 pm

Haha, your words were so truthful and beautiful I read the entire comment holding my heart as if I was watching an episode of Dr. Phil.Please. Feel free to continually comment on every single post ever made. It would be wonderfully appreciated, I promise!!

*grins* I'm not so sure everyone else would agree with ya, but ah well. Someone needs play the devils advocate.

"What would you do without your fool?"

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:54 am

Well then its time for a Skyrim divorce, (also known as going too a secluded a spot with set ex-spouse and promplty slaughtering him). And then become the foxy widow that all the guys howl like a wolf for.

Haha, time to get my Forsworn armour out ::hubbahubba::

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:16 pm

*grins* I'm not so sure everyone else would agree with ya, but ah well. Someone needs play the devils advocate.

"What would you do without your fool?"

Eh, you can't please everyone. (Just ask Bethesda!)

So just concentrate on pleasing the easily pleased, aka me!

Deal?

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:07 am

Maybe he used to be able to sleep in bed but then took an arrow to the knee?

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:39 pm

You know what your relationship needs?

Genuine falmerblood elixir.

Make love like a sabercat, grow back that missing limb or rekindle that lost love.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:39 pm

You know what your relationship needs?

Genuine falmerblood elixer.

Make love like a sabercat, grow back that missing limb or rekindle that lost love.

haha, I'll take two!!

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:33 am

Eh, you can't please everyone. (Just ask Bethesda!)So just concentrate on pleasing the easily pleased, aka me!Deal?

haha, I'll take two!!

Only a deal if that second one's for me. *lip quiver and puppy dog eyes*.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:51 am

Only a deal if that second one's for me. *lip quiver and puppy dog eyes*.

Haha, what's up cassanova? I thought you were emotionally drained!

Nice try *grins*

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:51 pm

Haha, what's up cassanova? I thought you were emotionally drained!Nice try *grins*

All the more reason to share. That and the obvious one. You know...the OTHER reason. *wink wink nudge nudge*.

The "hopefully this'll shut him up and let me get back to gaming" reason. Yeah, you all were totally thinking of something else. Shame on you.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:16 pm

lmao, there's always one blunt friend ]:

Kill em, if there isn't a "I want to kill you" option in the dialogue. Than just kill him.

Cheers

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:21 pm

I've never received it before. Do you have to sleep a certain amount of hours?

Well I'm not sure how long it is, I know it's less than 8 hours, but more than 1. Can't really check right now but I think the first time I got it I slept for 6 hours in our bed (in the riverwood trader before we moved to whiterun) and that's a one-person bed also so it wouldn't work if I had to have an NPC in it.

Or you might just want to try the "Sleep Bed Now" word of Power but I hear it's really hard to find, and not even parthunax and the greybeards can help you with it.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:22 pm

Well I'm not sure how long it is, I know it's less than 8 hours, but more than 1. Can't really check right now but I think the first time I got it I slept for 6 hours in our bed (in the riverwood trader before we moved to whiterun) and that's a one-person bed also so it wouldn't work if I had to have an NPC in it.

Or you might just want to try the "Sleep Bed Now" word of Power but I hear it's really hard to find, and not even parthunax and the greybeards can help you with it.

Yeah. That and the illusive "Dont Stand Infront" shout.

I thought they were just legends...until now! dun dun DUUUUUUUUUN

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:51 pm

You know what. I think it's my housecarl. She's ALWAYS hanging around the house plus she's just too damn nice to me! She's hiding something!

Did you say hot carl?