Lol no, nothing too explicit - apparently it's taken from what some "one mate for life" animals do in the wild (although I've only ever heard of it in terms of baby ducks seeing their "mum" for the first time). He sees the baby, instantly falls in love and vows to be there for ever, being the brother/father figure until she's old enough to be his gf/wife. Not creepy at all... It is brought up as to whether she will get any choice in this - but it's made clear "how could she resist such a man who is totally committed to her?" Which is true, but the term I hear used for that sort of thing is "grooming", but there you go.

A caesarean section? Uh... how?

"Imprinting" on a newborn? What do you mean by that?

I thought Twilight was bad before anyone mentioned that stuff to me, but now... uh... :shakehead:

You said couple of things, but you listed 4. Kidding there.


Who ever thought you can have N and B in the same book. I am not sure if I can spell those out so hopefully you get the idea. My wife loves Twilight. Now my younger daughter Adores Edward. I joke with my wife, what is she teaching our daughter. N and B, and then she went like OMG, then told me to SHUT UP! I think she has to forget what I said, or the magic is gone for her.

I just find it so sickening how someone wants to get romantic with a dead corpse as you said. I guess people don't see them as dead, otherwise nobody would be going crazy over Edward.

Creepy pedohilic aranged marriage... And people wonderr why most people hate the damn thing and the author.
Also I thought imprinting was jsut a baby recognizing the mother, but that is just creepy.


With his teeth... I was told nothing more, and I am not googleing it.

Twilight, a teenage girls choice between necrophilia and bestiality.

Sir I would like to thank you for giving me a sig.

LOL someone said it. I didn't think you could. :wink_smile:

A http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beyond_Lies_the_Wub is a pig-alien thats live on Mars.


I never read the books and have only seen the first movie, due to my sister's friend wanting to watch it. Meh.
I even tried reading the book because people kept talking about it but couldn't get past the first chapter. It just kept rambling about clothes and other things and really went no where.

Oh and I hate how she has destroyed the reputation of vampires everywhere. I believe this woman crimes should be answered for with an impaling.


@Peace Bullet, :rofl: Nice.

Perfect love does not stalk, does not posess, it edifies. People in a relationship are supposed to grow and mature. Bella does neither.
She has no concept of how her actions affect the ones she loves, or either she doesn't care. She's a vapid self absorbed wackjob, and Edward is
a semidangerous prettyboy who needs a hood ornament. Werewolf dude and the other guy are the consequence free distractions of a housewife who's consumed too many bonbons.
No one can attain perfect love, we are all imperfect. It's easy to love someone with things are going right. It's also conversely true that it can be hard to love a difficult person, even if all conditions are favorable.
Love is when I come in tired from work, having done housework before leaving ths morning, ran errands, ran errands post work,...came in to a kitchen piled with dishes, an injured husband playing New Vegas, hungry kids and husband, and other chores/business that must be dealt with by an advlt. Love is that I have not yet commited suicide, nor homicide, and that dinner was made, dishes done, and homework/tutoring overseen.


Twilight was written by a bored, spoiled woman who likes to fantasize about danger, but would not hang around for the consequences. Fantasies are escapism, not reality, and anyone using twilight romance as an example for a healthy relationship is headed for disaster.

It's just a story, a story that too many people take seriously. The ones that love it AND the ones that hate it. I can read stories or watch movies and take them for what they are, someones imagination. Nothing to get worked up about, and yet, people do. :facepalm:

I think someones love for a series has gone a bit too far when themed dlldos are made.

You mean Hello Kitty? Yes I agree.



:P

Me too :wacko:

You just HAD to bring up the themed dlldos. :sick:

Heehee, yay! I'm not alone.

I'll admit, Jacob was pretty rad, at least until Meyer invoked character assassination.
Because she realized he was getting more popular than Edward, on account of being... you know, actually sane. Word of god, people.

Surely if you put the workings of your imagination out into the public domain, it's open to criticism or adulation? That's just what I supposed. That's what happens when you publish work such as this - it gets judged, either positively or negatively. :shrug: Particularly when it becomes very popular. You never watch/read anything and had a long-lasting positive or negative reaction or opinion?

Of course I do, but I have better things to get upset/stuck on than someones concept of vampires/werewolves etc. It's really not a big deal, and as far as this goes, it's tame compared to a lot of crap I've read/watched. People complain about hype, and yet they are just as at fault for hyping as the ones they complain about, just at the other end of the scale. :shrug:

Lol true - I reckon one of the biggest publicity boosters is when people get books or films into the press by organising big protests against it.

Frankly I see it like this, if she weren't making mega bucks, nobody would give a rats ass about the way she portrays vampires, and any other part of the story people complain about. BUT, because she is making mega bucks on a twist to the norm of what people see "real" vampires" (har) well then she is evil incarnate. I myself don't care for it, but my 17 and 27 year old daughters love it, not to the point of fanaticism, but they enjoy it. I am happy to say that my girls are very level-headed though, and know when to see something as entertainment.

Hahahahah perfection. Hahahaha.

I just think it gives young girls the opposite of a healthy idea of what a good relationship would look like. If you have an Edward IRL, I'd go for a restraining order.

And it's complete [censored] and shouldn't be associated with real literature in any way.

It's not so much the making of mega-bucks, but the sheer amount of attention the series has gotten. People wouldn't care if Twilight was something only known to a few people, because weird crap is easily ignored when it's not popular. When it's more common, more in your face, more famous, like twilight is, your less likely to be able to ignore it, more likely to become curious and check it out, and then Twilight just happens to fit our forum community's definition of crap.

What? Did you just....Do you mean that the face is imprinted on them? Gross. By the way, you made me choke and cough on my glass of water. I'm tempted to sig this, but I won't. But, I'm no fan of Twilight nor do I hate it with a passion.

EDIT: I've never read to book, but from what I gathered:

Twilights view on love:
-Love on first sight.
-Stalking because you can't live for a second with out them.
-Abandoning friends for love.
-Love is painful.
-Clingy.

I remember reading an article on another site, no no faces, its just in twilight, vampires sparkle, and someone decided to make a six toy that sparkles... Yeah I lost faith in humanity after that too. Luckily I dont think people are that insane to buy it.

And pretty much what I said earlier, seperating a person from everyone and making them dependant on you seems like a tactic an abusive person would use, why else would people tolerate that [censored].