Twisted Sister

Post » Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:19 pm

The most warped female NPC in Skyrim?

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Jessica Nash
 
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Post » Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:33 am

Hmm, that is tricky. I will probably have to go with Potema simply due to the sheer extent of her craziness. Lots of candidates but she takes the gold medal in my mind.

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Killer McCracken
 
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Post » Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:09 am

Grelod the Kind though, I really think everyone in skyrim is a little bat [censored].

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Tanya
 
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Post » Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:10 am

Potema. Astrid is just a workaholic and Babette just likes to frolic and have fun like any other little girl, The Caller just thinks she's all that because she can cast a few conjuration spells. Elenwen just has everybody in her bed, Eola has no idea what she's talking about when it comes to my past, Gabriella is a woman of refined, yet simple tastes, Grelod is just a grumpy old crone, Jenassa is an artist, Ingun's a bit derpy, Maven is entitled, Lu'Ah is corrupted by her grief and misplaced hatred, Muiri is thrice a victim-she lost a friend, she was used, and she was thrown away, but perhaps Sybille could almost tie up with Potema. I wouldn't want to end up in the Solitude dungeons.

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Darrell Fawcett
 
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Post » Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:00 am

I was gonna vote for Elenwen based on her position as leader of the Thalmor in Skyrim, but then I saw Grelod.. This poll won't even be close. :P
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Sherry Speakman
 
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Post » Thu Mar 20, 2014 1:09 am

Definately Potema. You're talking about one of the most insane necromancers in the history of Tamriel. :evil:

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Alisia Lisha
 
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Post » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:33 am

Got to admit, Grelod and Potema being par-for-par is more than a little bit surprising. I'm kind of hoping it's just because Potema in-game isn't all that, and not because the world outsourced its sense of perspective to Muiri :P

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Dalia
 
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Post » Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:33 pm

Elenwen. Filthy waste of cell space, that one.

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JESSE
 
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Post » Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:38 pm

I'm going for Babette, not because she's twisted herself, but the devs making an unkillable child character a 300-year-old vampire is a twisted use of the game rules.
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Dominic Vaughan
 
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Post » Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:20 pm

Falanu Hlaalu

Delphine (twisted role and priorities)

Grelod the Kind :thumbsup:

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Khamaji Taylor
 
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Post » Thu Mar 20, 2014 4:37 am

God, so many evil brauds on this list to choose from...but ultimately I have to say Potema. Even in death, she's still fcukin' evil.

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Astargoth Rockin' Design
 
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Post » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:19 am

Eola. She eats people. WITHOUT being a vampire or werewolf. I think it's hard to get more screwed up than that.

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Damian Parsons
 
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Post » Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:45 am

Jenassa. Voted for her because I can recall the time we were trawling a dungeon together and, somewhere behind me, I heard her say "Walk always in shadows" and, later on, "I know nothing of fear or remorse."

I was going to make her my Dunmer sacrifice for Septimus Signus's elf blood harvester ... but, just as I went to shoot her, she said "We are one of the same kind" ... and I couldn't do it.

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Andrew Perry
 
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Post » Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:13 pm

Eola, cannibalism is pretty twisted.

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RUby DIaz
 
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Post » Thu Mar 20, 2014 3:20 am

What about Wood Elves? :P
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Deon Knight
 
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Post » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:44 am

I assume they only eat hostile enemies, not kidnapping innocents.

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Claire Lynham
 
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Post » Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:16 pm

I'm going to go for Babette.

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adame
 
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Post » Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:39 am

If I recall correctly, Wood Elves ritualistically eat their dead. With fava beans, and a nice Chianti.

EDIT: My avatar really does not go well with the above sentence...

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Melanie Steinberg
 
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Post » Thu Mar 20, 2014 4:29 am

Actually, it goes perfectly. :P

Voted for potema.

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An Lor
 
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Post » Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:37 am

With the Chianti, maybe :whistling:

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Thema
 
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Post » Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:09 am

I certainly wouldn't mind a glass (or few). :D

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Phoenix Draven
 
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Post » Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:30 am

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/22300000/Penelope-gifs-penelope-cruz-22331129-500-266.gif.

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stevie critchley
 
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Post » Thu Mar 20, 2014 3:58 am

Muiri (= Hannah from Dexter :wub: )

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Marina Leigh
 
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Post » Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:10 am

Pretty much this (except for the fava beans and the Chianti - if a wood elf is religious enough to eat their dead, they're also religious enough to avoid any plantbased food and drink!)

Eola, OTOH, would probably love swap recipes with good ol'Hannibal. She might even invite him for dinner. ;)

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Kirsty Collins
 
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Post » Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:25 am

Potema. Her cruelty knew no bounds.

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