Typical Chuck Norris Badassery
» Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:00 pm
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matt - Posts: 3267
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Haley Cooper - Posts: 3490
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Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.
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Emerald Dreams - Posts: 3376
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:22 pm
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Kira! :))) - Posts: 3496
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» Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:22 am
Chuck Norris doesn't need to catch slaughterfishes, he simply goes to the river or a lake and says: 'You,you,you,you in the bucket'.
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saharen beauty - Posts: 3456
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:50 pm
Jiub lost his eye arm wrestling chuck norris
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W E I R D - Posts: 3496
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:32 pm
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Heather Stewart - Posts: 3525
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» Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:09 am
Chuck Norris is the reason there are no children in Morrowind
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Lance Vannortwick - Posts: 3479
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:47 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't breath, he holds air hostage.
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Pawel Platek - Posts: 3489
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:49 pm
Chuck Norris can one hit Vivec.
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Amysaurusrex - Posts: 3432
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:19 pm
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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cassy - Posts: 3368
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:40 pm
A Portuguese man-o-war stung Chuck Norris, and he liked it.
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Pixie - Posts: 3430
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:57 pm
Chuck Norris isnt blinded when he reads the elder scrolls.
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KiiSsez jdgaf Benzler - Posts: 3546
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There is no life on Mars, Chuck Norris was already there.
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Quick draw II - Posts: 3301
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:10 pm
Chuck Norris once put himself in an uncomfortable situation just to see what it felt like.
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jessica Villacis - Posts: 3385
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» Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:15 am
The Tiger-Dragons didnt wipe out all the men on Akavir, chuck norris did, Tiger-Dragon is just the style of kung-fu he used to do it.
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Carlos Rojas - Posts: 3391
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» Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:50 am
Chuck Norris doesn't have life insurance, the insurance companies pay him to spare their lives.
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My blood - Posts: 3455
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:38 pm
Chuck Norris makes better maragaritas than Batman.
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Chris BEvan - Posts: 3359
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Chuck Norris' shoes put themselves on.
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Lizbeth Ruiz - Posts: 3358
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:33 pm
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Amanda Leis - Posts: 3518
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:46 pm
Chuck Norris can export nifs in blender 2.55.
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Hazel Sian ogden - Posts: 3425
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» Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:29 am
When Chuck Norris is tired, the bed comes to him.
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neil slattery - Posts: 3358
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:24 pm
Dagoth Ur wears 'Chuck Norris' pyjamas.
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ZzZz - Posts: 3396
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:55 pm
Steven Spielberg would have cast Chuck Norris in Jaws, but it would have been a 2 hour documentary about sushi.
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Stay-C - Posts: 3514
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:27 pm
Chuck Norris only laughs at his own jokes.
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Khamaji Taylor - Posts: 3437
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