Typical Chuck Norris Badassery
» Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:38 pm
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Matt Terry - Posts: 3453
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Clea Jamerson - Posts: 3376
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» Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:40 am
Chuck asks sellus gravius for his papers
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Amber Ably - Posts: 3372
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:49 pm
Red mountain was made when Lorkhan got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Stephanie I - Posts: 3357
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:42 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't start any game as a prisoner.
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Alisia Lisha - Posts: 3480
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:03 pm
Chuck Norris can fast travel in Morrowind. Without any mods.
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CArla HOlbert - Posts: 3342
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:16 pm
Dagoth Ur has dreams about Chuck Norris.
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Silencio - Posts: 3442
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:03 pm
Chuck Norris tripped and fell, and made the Grand Canyon.
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Vivien - Posts: 3530
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:10 pm
Chuck Norris doesnt die when he uses a scroll of icarian flight.
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Keeley Stevens - Posts: 3398
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:59 pm
Chuck Norris has Connary's compendium.. and chooses not to use it
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Gwen - Posts: 3367
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:15 pm
Halley's Comet is actually a homerun hit by Chuck Norris.
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Scarlet Devil - Posts: 3410
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:21 pm
Chuck Norris is immune to Rohughs stare.
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Natalie Harvey - Posts: 3433
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:01 pm
Chuck's warn status is 125%
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Tiff Clark - Posts: 3297
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:39 pm
The darkbrotherhood goes to sleep in fear that Chuck Norris will wake them up in the night.
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Makenna Nomad - Posts: 3391
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:19 pm
Chuck Norris hunts Hircine.
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R.I.P - Posts: 3370
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» Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:03 am
The Black Hand high fives Chuck Norris.
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мistrєss - Posts: 3168
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» Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:57 am
Chuck Norris can ban G Staff.
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Jessica Lloyd - Posts: 3481
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:23 pm
Chuck Norris sends Rohugh friendly warning PMs.
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Nancy RIP - Posts: 3519
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» Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:46 am
Chuck Norris is the reason there are no children in Morrowind.
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Nick Jase Mason - Posts: 3432
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» Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:49 am
The Telvanni Council has a meeting every morning to organize Chuck Norris' breakfast menu.
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!beef - Posts: 3497
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:36 pm
all the shipwrecks around Vvardenfell are from chuck norris skipping stones across the water.
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Anna Beattie - Posts: 3512
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:50 pm
Vampires don't hide from daylight, they hide from Chuck Norris.
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Dalia - Posts: 3488
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» Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:37 am
Werewolves want to turn into Chuck Norris.
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Steven Nicholson - Posts: 3468
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:38 pm
Chuck Norris managed to swam to the mainland of Morrowind without the TR.
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biiibi - Posts: 3384
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:18 pm
Chuck Norris knows how to use the 3 shells.
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Marion Geneste - Posts: 3566
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