Typical Chuck Norris Badassery

Post » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:02 am

chuck norris spoke fine after being hit with the mace of slurring.....then he round house kicked the guy who hit him.
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leni
 
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Post » Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:51 am

All the Master Trainers got trained by Chuck Norris.
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Marcus Jordan
 
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:11 pm

Bittercup gains skill when Chuck Norris picks it up.
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NeverStopThe
 
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Post » Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:25 am

chuck norris told akatosh to step aside whilst he defeated mehrunes dagon
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Devin Sluis
 
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Post » Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:16 am

Chuck Norris ate his own liver with favre beans and a nice chianti.
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Post » Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:29 am

Chuck Norris was hunting Hircine.
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Brooks Hardison
 
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:28 pm

chuck norris dual wields stendaars hammer.
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Emily Graham
 
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:55 pm

Chuck Norris fixes his roof with Stendarr's Hammer.
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Post » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:15 am

Chuck Norris has two Death Stars in his pants.
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:32 pm

Chuck Norris can throw Stendaars hammer into the air in mournhold and have it come down on someones head in Hammerfell.
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:48 pm

Psycholex moved his castle to accomodate Chuck Norris' mods...
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Sherry Speakman
 
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:49 pm

Chuck Norris greets Ordinators with "I'm watching you scum".
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Jason Rice
 
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:17 pm

Connary starts threads about Chuck Norris.
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Daniel Brown
 
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Post » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:37 am

Ash slaves were laughing to Chuck Norris. Now they all have a shoe holes in their heads.
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Post » Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:33 am

Chuck Norris doesnt need MCP, Morrowind is too scared to crash on him.
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:07 pm

Westly always responds to Chuck Norris' PMs.
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:04 pm

chuck norris can get more then 3 fps with MGE
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Katey Meyer
 
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:27 pm

Chuck Norris has already beaten TES:V.
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:41 pm

If you have 5 septims and Chuck Norris has 5 septims, Chuck Norris has more septims than you.
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:28 pm

the house of earthly delights was a convent until chuck norris came to suran.
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:34 pm

Chuck Norris has accepted the fact that these jokes are worn out.
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Post » Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:20 pm

Chuck Norris's soul has a infinity symbol next to it.
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Post » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:12 am

Chuck Norris is the Neravarine's father.
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Post » Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:13 am

Chuck Norris asked Crom about the Riddle of Steel.
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Post » Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:47 am

Chuck Norris is hot on Solstheim.
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