» Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:48 am
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oliver klosoff - Posts: 3436
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:42 pm
Chuck Norris killed all the Cliff Racers.
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Ashley Clifft - Posts: 3468
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:05 pm
When Chuck Norris wears Indoril Armor the Ordinators bow to him.
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tiffany Royal - Posts: 3340
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:18 pm
It took Chuck Norris .000000000000000000000000000000001 second to troubleshoot a mod load order conflict with 27,000 mods.
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Hannah Barnard - Posts: 3421
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» Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:07 am
Chuck Norris knows the true mathematical value of i
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Bonnie Clyde - Posts: 3409
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:15 pm
Chuck Norris took all the spears from Cyrodiil for a measure.
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Conor Byrne - Posts: 3411
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» Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:06 am
Chuck Norris has the value of pi memorized.
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Enie van Bied - Posts: 3350
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» Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:03 am
Chuck Norris' mods don't have evil GMSTs. Ever.
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Rhiannon Jones - Posts: 3423
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:30 pm
Almalexia is redhead because Chuck Norris said so.
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Joey Avelar - Posts: 3370
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:12 pm
Chuck Norris' mods pack themselves.
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Jesus Lopez - Posts: 3508
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:11 pm
Night time is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the sun out of the sky.
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Farrah Barry - Posts: 3523
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:31 pm
Chuck Norris's tears can cure corprus, too bad he never cries.
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Imy Davies - Posts: 3479
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:37 pm
Chuck Norris never has fog of war. Fog of war has Chuck Norris.
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trisha punch - Posts: 3410
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» Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:12 am
Chuck Norris does his landscaping IN GAME.
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Amy Siebenhaar - Posts: 3426
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:59 pm
Chuck Norris doesnt need the CS, when he wants something done it happens.
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Kieren Thomson - Posts: 3454
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» Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:03 am
Chimer of Morrowind once laughed at Chuck Norris. Then Chuck Norris gave them all some skin and glottis cancer.
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Cash n Class - Posts: 3430
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» Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:28 am
Chuck Norris uses NOM and doesn't have to eat.
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April - Posts: 3479
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:56 pm
The nords didnt wipe out the falmer, they all lined up to be roundhouse kicked to akavir by Chuck Norris.
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Laura Richards - Posts: 3468
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:32 pm
TheDaywalker flames Morrowind. Chuck Norris flames TheDaywalker.
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Matt Gammond - Posts: 3410
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:19 pm
Aedra exist, they just don't have the balls to show up when Chuck Norris is around. And Chuck Norris is everywhere.
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Grace Francis - Posts: 3431
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:22 pm
Chuck Norris can join any faction he wants.
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April D. F - Posts: 3346
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» Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:44 am
Chuck Norris hijack's Illy's thread with pictures of his own work. And she doesn't mind.
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Irmacuba - Posts: 3531
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» Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:48 am
Sinnammu can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.
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Danger Mouse - Posts: 3393
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» Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:39 pm
chuck norris doesnt have to levitate to the top of a telvanni tower, the tower bends down for him.
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Pixie - Posts: 3430
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