Typical Chuck Norris Badassery : Othor Games

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:34 pm

You know the deal - you've seen plenty of Chuck Norris quotes out there, but I thought it would be fun to share some of your own.

[No plagiarism, or copy & pasting, please.]

I'll start:
Almalexia's tattoos are all about Chuck Norris...

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:13 am

When Chuck Norris starts a new game, Jiub doesn't need to ask his name.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:55 pm

when chuck norris runs mods, they dont conflict

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:03 pm

Chuck Norris' persuade options are "spare" and "kill".

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:42 am

-Chuck Norris is 70
-Chuck Norris was killed by Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:15 am

When Chuck Norris makes spam threads, they don't get locked.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:05 pm

-Chuck Norris is 70
-Chuck Norris was killed by Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon

chuck norris and bruce lee made a deal that chuck would let him win
no one knows the circumstances of that deal
but bruce lee died 3 months later

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:17 am

-Chuck Norris was killed by Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon

Ninja'd damn it.

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:54 am

Caius Cosades puts a shirt on whenever Chuck Norris visits.

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:40 am

the neravarine got on a boat to akavir, he was trying to escape chuck norris

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:59 pm

When Chuck Norris breaks the law, the guards pay him.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:14 pm

chuck norris' copy of morrowind came with a Destruction Set

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:09 pm

Dagoth Ur makes mortgage payments to Chuck Norris.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:22 pm

The people in the Temple keep the scrolls of Chuck Norris' Intervention.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:23 pm

mehrunes dagon goes on a quest to get chuck's razor

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:15 am

Jiub lost his eye armwrestling with Chuck Norris.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:09 pm

reavers camp around burning fires, chuck norris camps around burning reavers

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:22 am

Chuck Norris knows he'll fit right in.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:17 pm

Boone learnt his sniping skills from Chuck Norris.

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:39 am

Chuck Norris' Damage Threshold is 300 (Dagnarnit, someone had to break the TES chain)

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:52 pm

chuck norris shaves with mehrune's razor

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:58 pm

Whenever Chuck Norris visits Red Mountain, all the ash vampires bake him cookies.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:42 pm

chuck norris has the highest unarmored skill.. in oblivion

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:28 am

Chuck Norris became a lich, tried some horse meat and sports the invisible dragon hunting.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:18 pm

When Chuck Norris kills a daedra, they don't just go back to Oblivion. They're trapped in his beard forever.