He then goes on to insult Crytek and accusing the Bow of being a simple popular gimmck, since bows became increasingly popular since the hunger games; and offer no new useful function. Then goes on to jest on Crytek's "next gen" 3.0 grass, and how no matter how advanced it gets, it will always simply be grass. My brain just started turning into pudding half way, see if you can keep up.
Seriously, read it, you'll at least make a chuckle.
http://pc.gamespy.com/pc/crysis-3/1227409p1.html