Ugh, game is just broken : V

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:19 am

Where are all the bathrooms? Like, yeah right, no bar in town has a place to take a [censored]. Just ruins the experience. I can't even play this game now.

EDIT: To spoil it for the conscious, this is obviously a tad of satire in making light of the abundance of poor arguments made against the game. Although the joke was probably irrelevant, redundant, and childish, it still obviously stands at just that.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:09 am

You are joking, right?

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:27 pm

There are bathrooms all over. Find a bucket.

You are joking, right?

You get used to this particular joke. Happens at least once a day.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:28 pm

The game is also ruined because it has no toothbrushes and toothpaste. If I don't brush my teeth my breath probably smells terrible, and then why would anyone want to interact with me?! It completely wrecks the immersion because I can't believe anyone would want to talk my character with his bad breath.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:26 am

There are bathrooms all over. Find a bucket.

This - you didn't notice that in camps pretty much every tent has a bucket either inside or just near the door? Think about why that might be!

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:20 am

I loled. Still, 3/10. I'll give you 3 points for effort.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:25 am

The ironic part is that there are bathrooms portrayed in the game.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:38 am

I loled. Still, 3/10. I'll give you 3 points for effort.

-1 for using poop to be funnies.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:56 am

Its an open world. Everywhere is the bathroom. But actually there was a bucket in a hole at the first mine near riverwood. so go there for your bidness.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:12 am

Where are all the bathrooms? Like, yeah right, no bar in town has a place to take a [censored]. Just ruins the experience. I can't even play this game now.

Oh ye its game breaking because there is no bathrooms, im here, literally sat here loling about how fkin stupid people can be. thankyou for that :violin:

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:07 am

I loled. Still, 3/10. I'll give you 3 points for effort.

I'll take what I can get.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:51 am

The game is also ruined because it has no toothbrushes and toothpaste. If I don't brush my teeth my breath probably smells terrible, and then why would anyone want to interact with me?! It completely wrecks the immersion because I can't believe anyone would want to talk my character with his bad breath.

This is a little known fact, but the Emperor is poisoning your water with fluoride so he can control your mind, with the added benefit of preventing tooth decay. The people of Skyrim need no toothpaste.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:45 am

even with an actual relevant good complaint some people come up with about this game..this one is what i see in those. <_<

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:11 am

Game needs breathe and blink functions, too.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:55 am

Oh ye its game breaking because there is no bathrooms, im here, literally sat here loling about how fkin stupid people can be. thankyou for that :violin:

The irony here in your post is just fantastic.

Although the joke was probably irrelevant, redundant, and childish, it still obviously stands at just that.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:31 pm

The game gives you a shovel, rolls of paper, bushes and trees. What else do you need? A magazine?

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:53 pm

The game gives you a shovel, rolls of paper, bushes and trees. What else do you need? A magazine?

Funny thing, I forget where, but in one of the dungeons I saw a bucket in a back room - except the bucket was covered in blood... :unsure:

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:05 am

The game gives you a shovel, rolls of paper, bushes and trees. What else do you need? A magazine?

Yep and how does it break the game with no bathrooms, or does the OP even understand what broken means in a video game......:shrug: LOL

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:43 am

I am disappointed that makin' love isn't a full blown skill, with it's own perk tree. Cancel preorder.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:19 am

Yep and how does it break the game with no bathrooms, or does the OP even understand what broken means in a video game......:shrug: LOL

Do you not even understand the concept of reading? Perhaps, if you had the slightest inclination of taping into social cues - even through text - you would understand a tone of sarcasm, albeit a failed attempt at that.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:15 pm

Satire doesn't work well on these forums. Please don't do it.