[Luis Longoria]

No, you misunderstand this Khajiit. The potatoes were fine, many good uses for such a ground gift. The Argonian, however... Well, needless to say, their kind lives in a swamp with good reason. J'rahzir finds most swamps to sting and frighten the nose. They are best to be avoided.

But of course they are great at certain things, J'rahzir's drunk mind must have found some reason to bed one, It is a shame that one forgets their good qualities because that is the only way to discover them.

You have read Crassius Curio's bawdy play he wrote, yes?

[adame]

But of course they are great at certain things, J'rahzir's drunk mind must have found some reason to bed one, It is a shame that one forgets their good qualities because that is the only way to discover them.

You have read Crassius Curio's bawdy play he wrote, yes?

J'rahzir remembers it. He also remembers wanting to claw his own eyes out.

[Steve Bates]

I would love for Elsweyr to be the province for TES VI

We all know the Khajiit have killer beach parties down south at Topal Sea

M'jaddir would love that to.

[Michael Russ]

J'rahzir remembers it. He also remembers wanting to claw his own eyes out.

You have contradicted yourself J'rahzir, J'rahzir has said "J'rahzir knows he has spent time at such parties, but he remembers not one. It is difficult to wake up proud when one rises to find an Argonian wench and many potatoes in the same bed. Perhaps it is best not to remember, yes?"
But perhaps it's best the other way around, My Khajiit friend Ellyn is married to an Argonian named Derkeethus, When they're not Shooting Dragon's, they're doing something else. o.o

[jessica sonny]

You have contradicted yourself J'rahzir, J'rahzir has said "J'rahzir knows he has spent time at such parties, but he remembers not one. It is difficult to wake up proud when one rises to find an Argonian wench and many potatoes in the same bed. Perhaps it is best not to remember, yes?"
But perhaps it's best the other way around, My Khajiit friend Ellyn is married to an Argonian named Derkeethus, When they're not Shooting Dragon's, they're doing something else. o.o

J'rahzir feels the strong but strange urge to bathe...

[Strawberry]

J'rahzir feels the strong but strange urge to bathe...

Then again there may be something in that water and J'rahzir may never want to bathe again.

[Frank Firefly]

Then again there may be something in that water and J'rahzir may never want to bathe again.

Enough of the fabricated words, S'drells. Too much is enough for this time. *shakes head vigorously*

[xxLindsAffec]

Enough of the fabricated words, S'drells. Too much is enough for this time. *shakes head vigorously*

S'drells apologizes, he is just trying to find the best in everyone, we Khajiit cannot be hypocritical for we sound like the Nords when we make ourselves sound superior to anything that's not a Khajiit. S'drells makes his own way, he doesn't want to be like the Nords.

[Charles Mckinna]

S'drells apologizes, he is just trying to find the best in everyone, we Khajiit cannot be hypocritical for we sound like the Nords when we make ourselves sound superior to anything that's not a Khajiit. S'drells makes his own way, he doesn't want to be like the Nords.

J'rahzir knows the Khajiit have had their trials, forced by the other races. True, the Argonian did not provide a trial, they are simply dirty. The Dunmer are the most vile. The Nord is perhaps quite tolerable, despite their distrust of the foreign. Khajiit know the sands of Elsweyr but the Nord knows the sands of Skyrim. The Tall and Hairy do not only oppress the Khajiit for even the Imperial do not allow our kind into their influenced cities. The world of Man is not ready for Khajiit, and J'rahzir has accepted this for J'rahzir is not ready for the Argonian.

[Heather M]

J'razzir is most confused by the density of fellow Khajiit in this place. It is most... unusual.

[Mariana]

J'razzir is most confused by the density of fellow Khajiit in this place. It is most... unusual.

J'rahzir is most amused of this moment. *sly smile*

[Penny Flame]

J'rahzir knows the Khajiit have had their trials, forced by the other races. True, the Argonian did not provide a trial, they are simply dirty. The Dunmer are the most vile. The Nord is perhaps quite tolerable, despite their distrust of the foreign. Khajiit know the sands of Elsweyr but the Nord knows the sands of Skyrim. The Tall and Hairy do not only oppress the Khajiit for even the Imperial do not allow our kind into their influenced cities. The world of Man is not ready for Khajiit, and J'rahzir has accepted this for J'rahzir is not ready for the Argonian.

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And they will never be ready until Khajiit's arms are open, sure S'drells thinks the Argonians to be quite unclean, but S'drells knows they think S'drells licks his butt in the morning, but the time for us to accept eachother is not decreasing by this method.
Ahziir Durrarriss, We give freely to the people and maybe Khajiit will be accepted.

[Queen Bitch]

Perhaps your words have some meaning. Gzalzi vaberzarita maaszi. An Argonian J'rahzir likes may be in the distant future, but the Argonian must earn trust. To be given trust is to be giving the Bosmer a well-strung bow.

[Sophie Payne]

XD I love how this thread is turning out.

[BethanyRhain]

I would love for Elsweyr to be the province for TES VI

We all know the Khajiit have killer beach parties down south at Topal Sea

Giant skooma induced orgies, for the win!

[mimi_lys]

Giant skooma induced orgies, for the win!

The Elsweyr equivalent to Skyrim's marriage system?

[Scott]

Giant skooma induced orgies, for the win!

Omg! *faints*

[gemma king]

Khajiit, Khajiit! All Khajiit here are advlt Khajiit. No need to panic and fret over skooma orgies like Khajiit kitten. Like the sunrise and the sunset, they happen every day.

[Pat RiMsey]

Khajiit, Khajiit! All Khajiit here are advlt Khajiit. No need to panic and fret over skooma orgies like Khajiit kitten. Like the sunrise and the sunset, they happen every day.

Lol yeah I forget. I just get so excited about these sorts of things, you know?

[Taylor Thompson]

*pat pat, dust dust* Hrm. This mustn't get lost amongst the anus of Tamriel. Best if J'rahzir rinsed this off, yes?

[Leticia Hernandez]

J'derras gives greetings to Khajiit bretheren. On the topic of Argonians, J'derras has a good Argonian mage-friend named Rees-Kai. Khajiit are a much better looking race than others, but each race has its own merits. Also, J'derras has the sneaking suspicion that the Thalmor made the moons disappear. J'derras plans to spead the word in Elsweyr when his adventures in Skyrim are over.

[Lew.p]

J'derras gives greetings to Khajiit bretheren. On the topic of Argonians, J'derras has a good Argonian mage-friend named Rees-Kai. Khajiit are a much better looking race than others, but each race has its own merits. Also, J'derras has the sneaking suspicion that the Thalmor made the moons disappear. J'derras plans to spead the word in Elsweyr when his adventures in Skyrim are over.

Welcome to you.

why do you think the thalmor are interested in khajiit and elsweyr? Is it because of the moon sugar trade? Has something like this happened in Elsweyr in the past? I'm not very good when out comes to lore.

[Vicky Keeler]

Welcome to you.

why do you think the thalmor are interested in khajiit and elsweyr? Is it because of the moon sugar trade? Has something like this happened in Elsweyr in the past? I'm not very good when out comes to lore.

I actually think it might simply be a political tactic to gain the support of the Khajiit so it would be easier for the Thalmor to invade Cyrodiil in the future, considering it would be harder for the Thalmor to do so if their military couldn't move through Elsweyr.

[XPidgex Jefferson]

Ra'Gruzgob is khajiit. Can you not see? Do you like my tail?

[Wayland Neace]

J'derras gives greetings to Khajiit bretheren. On the topic of Argonians, J'derras has a good Argonian mage-friend named Rees-Kai. Khajiit are a much better looking race than others, but each race has its own merits. Also, J'derras has the sneaking suspicion that the Thalmor made the moons disappear. J'derras plans to spead the word in Elsweyr when his adventures in Skyrim are over.

Or perhaps the angry Red Mountain hid the moons for some time. Then when they reappeared, perhaps it was the Thalmor who have stolen the credit. Khajiit does not trust Thalmor, not because of such petty politics, but because J'rahzir has no trust for the Elf.

Ra'Gruzgob is khajiit. Can you not see? Do you like my tail?

Tails are clearly overrated. Perhaps one would be better with such a stub, no?