Urine and feces : V - Skyrim

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:08 pm

animal feces sure why not not sure why you said urine it wouldnt be seen unless in the snow haha yellow snow and it looks like the dark ages toilets were holes so no for people

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:48 pm

This is a shi**y post, and it really pi**es me off ....

(Just kidding! Hahahaha ... I couldn't resist!)

I see what you did there! That was pretty crappy of you my good sir!

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:38 pm

wha...wha...what the crap is this?
:ermm:

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:54 am

I want my Imperial to be able to take a sith after each meal!

Or at least someone could mod it in. I can't wait to check "ImmersiveToiletVisits.esp" in my load order list.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:57 pm

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But on the serious side, why do these kinds of dirty topics need to be brought up at all? Someone (namely the OP) must have a fetish of some kind. Dude, leave it in your bedroom .... Incidently, with that name, what exactly are you .... shooting ? (Better yet, I don't want to know.)

Urine and feces are not dirty...they are perfectly natural and a beautiful part of being alive. Can't we discuss this like advlts?

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:25 pm

I voted no, I don't feel this is something that needs to be depicted in an Elder Scrolls game. Having some sort of toilet facilities visually, sure...

Animal droppings, don't think we'll be using that for any tracking purposes. I know it exists, I'll just leave it at that.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:56 pm

Urine and feces are not dirty...they are perfectly natural and a beautiful part of being alive. Can't we discuss this like advlts?

The possibility of discussing this maturely was ended when you suggested the idea that crap should be laying around the streets of Skyrim.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:30 pm

This is a shi**y post, and it really pi**es me off ....

(Just kidding! Hahahaha ... I couldn't resist!)

But on the serious side, why do these kinds of dirty topics need to be brought up at all? Someone (namely the OP) must have a fetish of some kind. Dude, leave it in your bedroom .... Incidently, with that name, what exactly are you .... shooting ? (Better yet, I don't want to know.)

It's no different than the pro-gore topics in my opinion.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:05 pm

Urine and feces are not dirty...they are perfectly natural and a beautiful part of being alive. Can't we discuss this like advlts?

And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short. - Thomas Hobbes

I don't see anything beautiful about that.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:39 pm

I want my Imperial to be able to take a sith after each meal!

Can you imagine him dumping a http://www.ffinsider.net/final-fantasy-7/pix/Cait-Sith.jpg out O_O

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:13 pm

Remember this is also playable on the same consoles as Oblivion. Is feces really a necessary implementation?

» Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:44 am

Not that I want piles of poo around, it would be a funny animation for an npc to stumble out of a bar and leak on a building while he heads home. They should also treat the rivers and moats as sewage lagoons, and just dump their pots into them. For that matter, most trash should be thrown into these areas.

The society in this game is thousands of years old. I'd find it hard to believe if they only have rudimentary systems for dealing with waste. For one the Imperial City had sewers. If they don't have toilets I'd expect some kind of system involving magic or alchemy. A civilization older than our civilizations in the real world only having pots or outhouses would seem very strange to me.

The Imperial City had a combined sewer system, storm runoff and waste use the same pipes. People would dump their chamber pots into the street, and rain or the city dumping water would act as the flushing.

» Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:11 am

No, immersion does not equal crap piss six toilets

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:53 am

This is a quality topic lol

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:49 pm

While exploring, some part of me wants to stumble across a scene of giant taking a dump in the woods...

Something must be wrong with me.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:57 pm

There is such a thing as too much realism in video games...bowel movements qualify as such .

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:56 am

While exploring, some part of me wants to stumble across a scene of giant taking a dump in the woods...

Something must be wrong with me.

I LOL'd

the need to expunge -- and -- visibly smeared over some textures

OP... this is really a bit too much, seriously.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:25 pm

I made a urine and vomit resource for Oblivion by request. I'll be happy to make more for Skyrim too! They are great for realistic tavern ambiance.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:43 pm

The possibility of discussing this maturely was ended when you suggested the idea that crap should be laying around the streets of Skyrim.

HAAHAHAAHAHA HAAAAA!

(no words ... I have no words .... excuse me, I've been laughing so hard I feel a big "dump" coming on... gotta go relieve myself in "a beautiful and natural" way .... )

OMG!

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:48 pm

Well how about that. TES fans arguing that something is too immersive.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:40 am

Ask yourself. Would you like the game better if it was so retardedly realistic as to allow Dragons to take dumps on your head? It would be possible to happen if they had to go while you are underneath them. They are intelligent, they might see humor in it!

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:56 pm

Ask yourself. Would you like the game better if it was so retardedly realistic as to allow Dragons to take dumps on your head?

Instant Game of the Year

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:56 pm

Ask yourself. Would you like the game better if it was so retardedly realistic as to allow Dragons to take dumps on your head? It would be possible to happen if they had to go while you are underneath them. They are intelligent, they might see humor in it!

I'd like the option of being maimed or killed due to a giant dragon turd landing on your head. :woot:

» Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:19 am

No, just..no

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:23 pm

Of course! I totally just wanna take a crap to attract animals (and some humans :hubbahubba: ) anywhere I please! Take a crap in the town. Poop anywhere without a frown! Crap on your mother in law's bed! Pee all over the town hall! Have a contest to see how far your stream can go compared to the other towns folk! Pee on the wall! Crap in the hall!

No...just no....

although now that I say it it sounds pretty interesting :hubbahubba: