Urine and feces : V - Skyrim

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:06 pm

Maybe there could be a profession as a pooper scooper?

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:08 pm

I was going to say no poo or pee but toilets, but that wasnt an option

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:48 pm

Oh he he he hemm... you people and your immersion.

"Oh look! It's [censored] on the ground! This feels so real!"

:rofl:

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:44 pm

No, thank you. I would rather have Bethesda focusing on a solid story and improved gameplay than putting in...excrements. Morrowind was perfectly gritty and dark without all that. Skyrim can be too.

» Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:55 am

Playing stealthily you could find out where someone goes to take craps and kill them when they have no time to prepare their self. Could be especially effective when you don't want to fight bigger creatures toe to toe.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:39 pm

Of course! I totally just wanna take a crap to attract animals (and some humans :hubbahubba: ) anywhere I please! Take a crap in the town. Poop anywhere without a frown! Crap on your mother in law's bed! Pee all over the town hall! Have a contest to see how far your stream can go compared to the other towns folk! Pee on the wall! Crap in the hall!

No...just no....

although now that I say it it sounds pretty interesting :hubbahubba:

It seems like there would have to be some fines for those types of behaviors too.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:56 am

realism=win

IMMERSION. ftw

also it's a medieval setting there should be crap everywhere

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:04 pm

It seems like there would have to be some fines for those types of behaviors too.

I can see it now, as a player decides to squat in the street... "Stop right there, criminal scum!"

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:42 pm

Oh he he he hemm... you people and your immersion.

"Oh look! It's [censored] on the ground! This feels so real!"

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:29 pm

Of course! I totally just wanna take a crap to attract animals (and some humans :hubbahubba: ) anywhere I please! Take a crap in the town. Poop anywhere without a frown! Crap on your mother in law's bed! Pee all over the town hall! Have a contest to see how far your stream can go compared to the other towns folk! Pee on the wall! Crap in the hall!

No...just no....

although now that I say it it sounds pretty interesting :hubbahubba:

Hahahaa.... SHIELDS UP, RED ALERT!

Hahahaha!

This thread is SO... getting locked soon! Laugh while you still can!

Thanks to "Sh**ter" McGavin ... for raising such a stink !

I never laughed so hard on these forums until now....

» Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:23 am

Forget tea bagging the corpses of your fallen foes. I for one would definitely whip it out and douse any particularly stubborn to die enemy.

I only want to do it once, Just to show I can, and only need to see a dragon or giant crapping once... just to know they do.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:43 pm

I wouldn't mind the former...

:hubbahubba:

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:08 pm

I've always wanted to write my name in the snow!

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:17 pm

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» Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:48 am

:sick:

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:21 pm

Toilets yes, fecal matter no.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:13 am

Toilets yes, fecal matter no.

What about fecal matter in the toilets? With urine writing on the bathroom walls? :whistling:

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:44 am

No.It would be unpleasant for your character to step on dragon dung during his quests...

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:12 pm

I voted yes for animal feces and urine. Think it'd be cool if you come across an animal at a kill, and part of the animals defense of it would be to defecate on it.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:37 am

This thread smells badly...

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:57 pm

[facepalm]why?[/facepalm]

» Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:50 am

No.It would be unpleasant for your character to step on dragon dung during his quests...

A DRAGON!!!! RUNN!!!!! (runs away fast ala the new trailer)

The Dragon Born died that day, for when he was running in the woods he tripped in a massive pile of Dragon crap. He had almost died of disgust when the dragon ate him. The End

During the game different people will have ~~fetch dog~~ missions for you to collect samples of different species urine and crap.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:55 pm

Out-houses and toilets, fine. Having the ability to take a [censored] in the street.... let's not go there.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:52 am

Urine and feces are not dirty...they are perfectly natural and a beautiful part of being alive. Can't we discuss this like advlts?

LOL!!!!! Erm, let me think ... NO WAY

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:19 pm

Oh he he he hemm... you people and your immersion.

"Oh look! It's [censored] on the ground! This feels so real!"

[censored] happens.

But I vote no because I do feel this is kind of unnecessary. Deff footprints, and maybe displaced environment (Claw marks on a tree, or a nesting of some sort).