Why? If someone poops on the ground, they can instantly BBQ it with a fireball and its gone and no longer stinking up the place

I don't even know what to say to this... :facepalm:

I voted no. Not because it's gross but because it is stupid. That being said, if my character could leave a steaming monkey arm in the street, it would have to stay there and never fade so that I could leave one on everyone's doorstep. That is why it should not be in the game.

just put in toilets leave the imagination do the rest of the work

No... This is a game where you venture into the unknown, slay dragons, complete quests, defend the opressed (or not); not a defecating and urinating competition... think of it in the long term.. it would become boring and ridiculous... :shrug:

LOL
2 Worlds have monkeys that throw you their feces with their hands,and in Duke Nukem Forever you grab them with your own hands
:shocking:
O.K. probably Skyrim will get an M for Mature (17+) rating,same as DNF,but I wouldn't like to see Dovakin holding s**t.
Eww that would be gross.

But I don't say no to toilet furniture.
I mean,as living beings they will have to have to do these kind of actions too but,let's not watch them doing them live.

I think a single random encounter with a giant taking a dump in the woods would be up there for memorable moments though...

That would be stuck in my mind for a long time.


Not to mention the towns people playing games with their pee :hubbahubba:

Sure as long as I can play as a Japanese school girl too.

I'd rather my noble and gallant knight, Sir Xander, not step in troll sh*t while nobly and gallantly striding through the mountains. :nuke: :yuck:

Nice I forgot all about the "Toylet" :thumbsup:

Yes. Dovakiin can do the defication whole the Dragon burns the poopy bag, then Doovakiin throws it at someone door and knocks on it, running away.
/awesome sidequest.

I like this thread, it amuses me.

But really? Out houses sure and other places to where one can squat but something like this can be modded in if you really wanted something that most would consider superfluous.

Nay nay and thrice nay again good sir! You have issues....serious ones.


On a side note, can you imagine how much it would svck to sneak up on someone and just as your about to deliver the killing blow you suddenly have to leg it out the cave to drop your long johns ?

Oh goodness...I thought it would be good to pop on the forums and see what's new. What do I find? This thread. My plan now is to close my browser and go to bed instead lol...yikes!

I think we've had about a stomach full of poo spam by now.