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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:51 pm

"Gods be praised"

I have no idea why he says that when I ask "What do you have for sale?"


He's just that thankful someone wants to do business with him. Look how isolated his little corner of Whiterun is.

Me and a friend of mine love that quote.. "I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee" Funny thing is I had that bug where the ice spike wouldn't go away and was stuck in my characters knee, He was talking about exploring a cool dungeon when I noticed this, only replied with "I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an ice spike to the knee..." Told him I had a good meter long ice spike in my leg that would not go away made for some laughs til I reloaded a save a few hours back.


Cool starry, bra.
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CYCO JO-NATE
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:04 pm

If you ask the fletcher in Solitude about the dragon killing arrows, he gets a sarcastic tone and tells you about his bow that shoots rainbows and the quiver that pours meade.
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Georgine Lee
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:32 am

"Keep your hands to yourself, sneak thief"

That one is really awful, they only say it because of a high sneak level which they have no way of knowing. I wouldn't mind if they say it because they see me sneaking, or if I'm wearing thieves guild armour

Actually, I think it's pretty rediculous that everyone treats me normally when I'm walking around in full Nightingale armour
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:12 pm

When they say they took an arrow to the knee you should be able to shoot them in the kneecap and have the guard scream "NOT AGAIN!" or "NO! NOT MY GOOD KNEE!"


Laughed hard at this.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:30 pm

"STOP RIGHT THERE! You have commited crimes against Skyrim and its People! What do you have to say for yourself?!"

Sorry? :confused:
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Emmie Cate
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:32 pm

If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second! (mwahahaha)
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:09 pm

The Gods gave you two sweetrolls, and you use both of them.


(By the way, the "sweetroll" question has been around since even Arena. It's as much a tradition as starting out as a prisoner - more, even, since Daggerfall didn't start out that way but did have the sweetroll question. :P )
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:13 pm

Patrolling the Mojave makes you want to take an arrow to the knee.


That made me laugh very hard :thumbsup:

Although they could change the "I am swoooorn to caaaaary youuur buurdeeeens"....
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:32 pm

maybe u should put some clothes on its embarrassing
anyone else get that or im the only 1
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:03 am

:lol:
I am borrowing those for my sweetroll mod. :intergalactic:


:goodjob: Don't forget:

"A guard could get nervous, a man approaching with his sweetroll drawn."

"So you can cast a few sweetrolls. Am I supposed to be impressed?"

"Is that sweetroll growing out of your ears?"

"My cousin's out fighting dragons and what do I get? Sweetroll duty."

"The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your sweetroll. I can respect that."

"I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of sweetroll."

"Hey conjurer! Summon me a warm sweetroll would you?"

"I don't suppose you can enchant my sweetroll?"

"The sweetroll in Whiterun is terrible. Shameful is what it is."

"If you're headed to High Hrothgar, watch out for sweetrolls on the trail."

"Hey look, a sweetroll! I wonder what's inside."

"Sweetroll is a perfectly viable school of magic."

"Jarls come and Jarls go, but a good sweetroll stays a lifetime."

"Now I know what you're thinking. Can I still rely on my swords and spells and sneaking and all that nonsense? Sure, sure. Or.. you could use.. The Sweetroll! Huh? Didn't see that coming, did you?"

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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:28 pm

Patrolling the Mojave makes you want to take an arrow to the knee.
Perfect! :rofl: , can I have it for my sig?
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:01 am

"murder! Murder!" " man down! Man down!" those are oblivion, but I've heard them oh-so-much.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:59 pm

"Do you make it to the cloud district often? What am I saying of course not."

"Wait... I know you."
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:40 pm

"'Use your smarts,' they said. 'Go to college,' they said. Bah! How am I supposed to even know what college they meant?"

"Mead, mead, mead, mead! Would it kill them to get some beer every now and then? Stupid bees and their stupid honey..."

"She'll come back? She's not coming back. Women are all liars!"

"You remind me of my aunt's cat. I KILLED THAT, TOO!"
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:33 pm

I used to be a sweetroll like you until I took an arrow to the Cloud District, ever been there? What am I saying, of course you Heard that Ulfric murdered the High King, with his junk, but I call them treasures; and what do I get? Warmer and happier with a belly full of Restoration School, Skyrim can use more of my father. He's the steward up in my favorite drinking buddy let's go get the best blacksmith in Whiterun, Eorland Grey-Mane's got that one, the man's High Hrothgar's legendary. Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear trinkets,odds and ends, that sort of fur coming out of your ears.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:30 pm

"The gods gave you two sweetrolls, and you use them both for your dragon. I can respect that. Is that M'aiq growing out of your ears? My cousin's out fighting sweetrolls and what do I get? Cave duty. I wonder what's inside."


:whistling:
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:10 pm

I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in town blah-de-blah-de-blah.


Hey, I sympathize with her. She just wants a chance. Like her dad says, "Poor girl". Skyforge is kind of overrated anyways. Plus, she's not a jerk like he is.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:19 pm

I used to? stop right there criminal scum, but then i took a sweetroll to the knee.
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