He's just that thankful someone wants to do business with him. Look how isolated his little corner of Whiterun is.



Cool starry, bra.

If you ask the fletcher in Solitude about the dragon killing arrows, he gets a sarcastic tone and tells you about his bow that shoots rainbows and the quiver that pours meade.

"Keep your hands to yourself, sneak thief"

That one is really awful, they only say it because of a high sneak level which they have no way of knowing. I wouldn't mind if they say it because they see me sneaking, or if I'm wearing thieves guild armour

Actually, I think it's pretty rediculous that everyone treats me normally when I'm walking around in full Nightingale armour

Laughed hard at this.

"STOP RIGHT THERE! You have commited crimes against Skyrim and its People! What do you have to say for yourself?!"

Sorry? :confused:

If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second! (mwahahaha)

The Gods gave you two sweetrolls, and you use both of them.


(By the way, the "sweetroll" question has been around since even Arena. It's as much a tradition as starting out as a prisoner - more, even, since Daggerfall didn't start out that way but did have the sweetroll question. )

That made me laugh very hard :thumbsup:

Although they could change the "I am swoooorn to caaaaary youuur buurdeeeens"....

maybe u should put some clothes on its embarrassing
anyone else get that or im the only 1

:goodjob: Don't forget:

"A guard could get nervous, a man approaching with his sweetroll drawn."

"So you can cast a few sweetrolls. Am I supposed to be impressed?"

"Is that sweetroll growing out of your ears?"

"My cousin's out fighting dragons and what do I get? Sweetroll duty."

"The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your sweetroll. I can respect that."

"I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of sweetroll."

"Hey conjurer! Summon me a warm sweetroll would you?"

"I don't suppose you can enchant my sweetroll?"

"The sweetroll in Whiterun is terrible. Shameful is what it is."

"If you're headed to High Hrothgar, watch out for sweetrolls on the trail."

"Hey look, a sweetroll! I wonder what's inside."

"Sweetroll is a perfectly viable school of magic."

"Jarls come and Jarls go, but a good sweetroll stays a lifetime."

"Now I know what you're thinking. Can I still rely on my swords and spells and sneaking and all that nonsense? Sure, sure. Or.. you could use.. The Sweetroll! Huh? Didn't see that coming, did you?"

Perfect! :rofl: , can I have it for my sig?

"murder! Murder!" " man down! Man down!" those are oblivion, but I've heard them oh-so-much.

"Do you make it to the cloud district often? What am I saying of course not."

"Wait... I know you."

"'Use your smarts,' they said. 'Go to college,' they said. Bah! How am I supposed to even know what college they meant?"

"Mead, mead, mead, mead! Would it kill them to get some beer every now and then? Stupid bees and their stupid honey..."

"She'll come back? She's not coming back. Women are all liars!"

"You remind me of my aunt's cat. I KILLED THAT, TOO!"

I used to be a sweetroll like you until I took an arrow to the Cloud District, ever been there? What am I saying, of course you Heard that Ulfric murdered the High King, with his junk, but I call them treasures; and what do I get? Warmer and happier with a belly full of Restoration School, Skyrim can use more of my father. He's the steward up in my favorite drinking buddy let's go get the best blacksmith in Whiterun, Eorland Grey-Mane's got that one, the man's High Hrothgar's legendary. Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear trinkets,odds and ends, that sort of fur coming out of your ears.

"The gods gave you two sweetrolls, and you use them both for your dragon. I can respect that. Is that M'aiq growing out of your ears? My cousin's out fighting sweetrolls and what do I get? Cave duty. I wonder what's inside."


:whistling:

Hey, I sympathize with her. She just wants a chance. Like her dad says, "Poor girl". Skyforge is kind of overrated anyways. Plus, she's not a jerk like he is.

I used to? stop right there criminal scum, but then i took a sweetroll to the knee.