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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:31 pm

STOP, YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!
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GPMG
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:45 pm

Oh okay, I get it, the Fo3 one was also an Easter egg to Morrowind... I don't think enough of you have replied to tell me that. :P
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Ross Zombie
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:11 am

STOP, YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

You're stolen goods are now sweetroll.
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loste juliana
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:51 am

I'm sworn to carry your burden.
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Crystal Birch
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:10 pm

I miss having someone constantly shout at me:

"Capital!"

I thought it was just capital!
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Jack
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:29 pm

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!




"Get out of here, Stalker!"


Best NPC line ever!
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Conor Byrne
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:44 pm

You're stolen goods are now sweetroll.


Pay the court a sweetroll or take an arrow in the knee.
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Guinevere Wood
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:49 am

I miss having someone constantly shout at me:

"Capital!"

I thought it was just capital!


Gray Fox from Oblivion? :D
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Kate Murrell
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:50 pm

My cousin is out fighting curved swords and what do I get? A sweetroll in the knee.
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Ellie English
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:02 pm

Pay the court a sweetroll or take an arrow in the knee.

Never! I've sweetrolled Mudcrabs fiercer than my cousin who's out fighting dragons while what do I get? Sworn to carry your burdens to the Cloud District. Have you ever been there? Oh what am I saying, have you tried mercenary work? It might suit you, a wandering come to lick my father's boots.
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ZANEY82
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:19 pm

Double post...
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neil slattery
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:55 pm

You: What do you have for sale?
Vendor:Trinkits, odds and ends, that sort of thing.
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Kirsty Collins
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:00 am

You: What do you have for sale?Vendor:Trinkits, odds and ends, that sort of thing.


does every vendor say that? Cuz I've only run into one in Solitude that's said that.
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GRAEME
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:02 pm

Absurd that you can't find any variety, in this skeeverhole of a game!
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Dark Mogul
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:03 pm

Absurd that you can't find any variety, in this skeeverhole of a game!


I used to be a poster like you, until I took a keyboard to my head.
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Phoenix Draven
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:18 am

I've sweetrolled Mudcrabs fiercer than my cousin who's out fighting dragons while what do I get? Sworn to carry your burdens to the Cloud District. Have you ever been there? Oh what am I saying, have you tried mercenary work? It might suit a wanderer come to lick my father's boots.
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Stacyia
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:58 pm

I used to be a poster like you, until I took a keyboard to my head.


Hands to yourself sneak bully!
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Richard
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:58 pm

Nord Gaurd:
"Have you seen the warriors from Hamerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved ...... Swords"


Its not as funny when imperial guards say it.
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victoria johnstone
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:52 pm

"Captain, what should we do? He's not on the list"

"Forget the list. He gets a sweetroll".
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Darlene Delk
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:55 pm

Nord Gaurd:"Have you seen the warriors from Hamerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved ...... Swords"Its not as funny when imperial guards say it.


It's even better when a group of Nord soldiers start to argue and converse. They all sound the same and they all sound like meatheads. It's hilarious.
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rolanda h
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:27 pm

I dont understand what's wrong with the quotes the OP listed?
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Madison Poo
 
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Post » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:42 am

"Let me guess. Is that a sweet roll coming out of your ear? Criminal scum."


:whistling:
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:43 pm

The sad thing is every single time I run by someone as soon as they start to talk I run back to listen. All the Buzz Killingtons. :sadvaultboy:
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Sabrina Steige
 
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:29 pm

I honestly think that's an easter egg. They put that line in refering to just that, Butch for Fo3. After all, he does steal your sweetroll...


The sweetroll thing was also in Morrowind, so it's almost a tradition. One of the questions asked by Socucius Ergalla during Character Creation is about what you would do if someone wanted to take your sweetroll.
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Post » Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:54 pm

"Halt! I used to be a criminal scum like you, then it got me thinking. Maybe I stole that sweetroll. I just don't know it yet."

"I'm sworn to carry your fur coming out of your ear."

"A good defense is honest pay for honest work am I right?"

"That arrow to the knee looks dangerous. Keep your trinkets, odds and ends."

"Some may call it treasures. I call it curved junk.. curved.. junk."
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