I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow t : V - Skyrim

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:15 pm

Pay the court a sweetroll or take an arrow in the knee.

Pay the M''aiq the lies or serve your sweetroll!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:17 pm

(When my character was new) "Iron sword, huh -- what are you planning to kill, butterflies?"

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:13 pm

"Hands to yourself, sneak thief"

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:04 pm

Well... i don't mind these... they are pretty funny

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:45 pm

QUICK!
Someone combine all the quotes together in the most brilliant way possible!

OP!
List all the quotes so we know them!

EVERYONE!
GOGOGOGOGO!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:02 pm

Dooo come baack. :liplick:

I always want to go out of that shop backwards for some reason.

Dude, I'm right there with you. I've had several npc dudes interested in me around Skyrim ever since I put on that damn Mara amulet thing. I thought that merchant would have been all over me lol.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:01 am

"See that sweetroll up there? Bleaks Fall Sweetroll. I never understood how my sister could stand living in the shadow of that place."

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:43 am

I miss Butch, too bad I set him on fire that one time.

hmm i let his mother die and killed him in the alley

does that make me a bad person?

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:54 am

The NPC that annoyed me the most with his lines is that beggar in Markarth... I give him a gold coin because i feel like i'm charitable, then he says: "Fine, now get lost!"
Then when i exit the conversation he says: "Next time bring more gold..." :facepalm:

I hope he won't be surprised if once he'll find himself swimming with the fish..

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:39 pm

I lol'd hard when one of the guards randomly said my cousins out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty... When I we just killed a dragon, and I had an arrow in the knee and the guard said the thing about adventurer

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:04 am

Dude, I'm right there with you. I've had several npc dudes interested in me around Skyrim ever since I put on that damn Mara amulet thing. I thought that merchant would have been all over me lol.

My impression was that he just really likes money.

Since unless youre speechcraft is high and perked out, you will get a lot less for selling items than they are worth, and you buy them at a higher price then their value, the man makes a tidy profit everytime you come to his shop.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:11 pm

Wait, I know you.
Wait, I know you.
Wait, I know you.
Wait, I know you.

EDHSHSHASRHS NO.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:59 pm

Sovngarde blahblablah more Sovngarde

Don't judge, have you been there, it's pretty. :teehee:

Yes npcs annoy the Oblivion out of me. I walk past and they can't resist saying something to me. Why can't they get rid of that fake stuff. I wish the uncanny valley didn't exist.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:32 pm

Never! I've sweetrolled Mudcrabs fiercer than my cousin who's out fighting dragons while what do I get? Sworn to carry your burdens to the Cloud District. Have you ever been there? Oh what am I saying, have you tried mercenary work? It might suit you, a wandering come to lick my father's boots.

I'm sorry, this is just too epic..... *yoink* .... It is now my signature

Because of it's epicness.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:54 pm

If you ask the meat vendor in whiterun what he has for sale, he sometimes says "Some may call this junk, but I call them treasures."

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:24 pm

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch the magic!

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:35 am

In Daggerfall "Halt! Halt! Halt!" was funny, in Morrowind "criminal scum" was menacing, but now it is 2011 and I'm beginning to get a little annoyed at the grumpy woman in the inn in Riften telling me to stay out of her face every time I walk past her, even though I just walked past her three times, and have yet to get in her face.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:36 pm

I've heard about you and your honeyed words.

Destruction magic is fine. Just don't go setting buildings on fire.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:44 pm

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch the magic!

And all you have in both heands is MAGELIGHT, like UH! Watch out, not to flash light some one to the death!

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:56 am

very anoying when you are about to mosueover a vedor who has a locked display case below them and all they say to you is "it's locked for a reason" even though the info didn't even have time to load about it being a locked case as i scrolled up to their face so quick

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:08 pm

"All hail the sweetroll, the true sons and daughters of Skyrim!"

"Skjor says that I have the strength of a sweetroll, and my brother has it's smarts."

"Sweetrolls for the hungry and drinks for the thirsty."

"What you learn here will last you a sweetroll. Several, if you're lucky."

"Sweetroll armor? I used to have a set of sweetroll armor."

"Another wanderer here to lick my father's sweetroll."

"I thought adventurers was supposed to look tuff. I bet my sweetroll can take you."

"You have it! The blessed sweetroll! You must use it on me! You must!"

"The best offense is a good sweetroll am I right?"

"I heard that Ulfric killed the king with his sweetroll."

"Are you looking to protect your sweetroll, or deal some damage?"

"Destruction sweetrolls is fine. Just don't go burn down any buildings."

"I am sworn to carry your sweetroll."

"Have you seen those warriors from Hammerfall? They've got curved sweetrolls. Curved... sweetrolls..."

"That sweetroll looks dangerous. Keep your distance!"

"M'aiq hears many stories of sweetrolls.. yet few of them are true."

"That got me thinking. Maybe I am the sweetroll. I just don't know it yet."

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:14 pm

"All hail the sweetroll, the true sons and daughters of Skyrim!"

"Skjor says that I have the strength of a sweetroll, and my brother has it's smarts."

"Sweetrolls for the hungry and drinks for the thirsty."

"What you learn here will last you a sweetroll. Several, if you're lucky."

"Sweetroll armor? I used to have a set of sweetroll armor."

"Another wanderer here to lick my father's sweetroll."

"I thought adventurers was supposed to look tuff. I bet my sweetroll can take you."

"You have it! The blessed sweetroll! You must use it on me! You must!"

"The best offense is a good sweetroll am I right?"

"I heard that Ulfric killed the king with his sweetroll."

"Are you looking to protect your sweetroll, or deal some damage?"

"Destruction sweetrolls is fine. Just don't go burn down any buildings."

"I am sworn to carry your sweetroll."

"Have you seen those warriors from Hammerfall? They've got curved sweetrolls. Curved... sweetrolls..."

"That sweetroll looks dangerous. Keep your distance!"

"M'aiq hears many stories of sweetrolls.. yet few of them are true."

"That got me thinking. Maybe I am the sweetroll. I just don't know it yet."

:lol:
I am borrowing those for my sweetroll mod. :intergalactic:

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:47 pm

I'm sworn to carry your burden.

That one does it for me. After the 10th time now I can't help but think, "Thats right beech. Now hands out and quit your moaning!"

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:38 pm

Hey, look on the bright side. At least none of the Imperial Guards is missing an ear.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:36 pm

by the way did one of those town guards just told me i have" hair growing on my ears "