I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow t : V

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:44 am

I think Bethesda should really sort the quotes out.

'You ever tried mercenary work, it might suit you'
'Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?'
'Some may call this junk, me, I call them treasures'

The list goes on.

But I have to admit, these quotes do make for some funny jokes ;D

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:26 pm

I've gotten to thinking, mabye I'M the dragonborn! I just don't know it yet!

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:23 pm

Patrolling the Mojave makes you want to take an arrow to the knee.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:05 am

I've gotten to thinking, mabye I'M the dragonborn! I just don't know it yet!

I've heard that about 10 times at least.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 4:07 pm

When they say they took an arrow to the knee you should be able to shoot them in the kneecap and have the guard scream "NOT AGAIN!" or "NO! NOT MY GOOD KNEE!"

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:31 am

I've heard that about 10 times at least.

No lollygaggin'.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:12 am

When they say they took an arrow to the knee you should be able to shoot them in the kneecap and have the guard scream "NOT AGAIN!" or "NO! NOT MY GOOD KNEE!"

I tried. And I had the entire city chasing me.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:11 am

If I had a nickel for every time someone stole my sweetroll...

Reminiscent of Butch and the birthday party in Fallout 3

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:46 am

I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in town blah-de-blah-de-blah.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:10 pm

"Gods be praised"

I have no idea why he says that when I ask "What do you have for sale?"

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:50 am

I've heard that about 10 times at least.

That's the biggest problem with talking NPC background characters, you get to hear it all hundreds of times.

Gets to the point you could almost turn of voices and not careless.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:38 pm

Sovngarde blahblablah High King blahblah blah more Sovngarde

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:09 pm

If I had a nickel for every time someone stole my sweetroll...

Reminiscent of Butch and the birthday party in Fallout 3

I honestly think that's an easter egg. They put that line in refering to just that, Butch for Fo3. After all, he does steal your sweetroll...

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:49 am

Gray-mane, or Battle-born?

The problem with Skyrim these days is everyone is obsessed with death.

My favorite drinking buddy, let's get some mead.

That last one is particularly annoying, because I beat the living crap out of the guy who keeps saying it.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:24 am

"Gods be praised"

I have no idea why he says that when I ask "What do you have for sale?"

I can't stand it anymore. He just has to say it everytime.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:13 pm

My favorite ones are Daedric Item related ones. "Get that accursed mace away from me!"

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:35 pm

If I had a nickel for every time someone stole my sweetroll...

Reminiscent of Butch and the birthday party in Fallout 3

I miss Butch, too bad I set him on fire that one time.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:17 am

Breton Guards: HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT!

Dunmer Guards: We're watching you... scum.

Imperial Guards: Stop right there criminal scum!

Nordic Guards: I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:30 pm

Dooo come baack. :liplick:

I always want to go out of that shop backwards for some reason.

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:21 pm

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

"Get out of here, Stalker!"

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:27 am

This talk of Butch reminds me of this one guys idea for character recustomization:

"So, you're walking out in the woods, when you see a small shack, with a sign saying 'TUNEL SNAKEZ RUL!'.

Apparently, Butch made it out of the Vault."

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:24 pm

"Stanley! The talking graqefruit from Passwall!"

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:06 pm

If only i could craft knee pads to sell to guards in skyrim....
I once stole a sweet roll on accident trying to talk to someone, and all the guards chased me and i wasn't able to yield...oh the irony!!!
between the guards and the little girl who wont shut up about working with her mom selling fruits and vegetables, i am tempted to just muting voice every time i go into a city....

» Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:31 pm

I am going to have to ask you to stop the shouting...

yeah sure whatever.. then I shout again as he turns his back.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:05 am

You look sick, are you feeling alright?

I used to think this was the standard Skyrim greeting until I learned to look at active effects.