I used to ... before i took an arrow to the knee : V

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:33 pm

I find this absolutely funny - my favorite saying in Skyrim thus far.

So, what did you used to do before you took an arrow to the knee?

I used to slay mystical magicians and dragons, til i took an arrow to the knee

RIP Zeena, Thane of Whiterun.

'Whom fought valiantly alongside her dedicated Dremora lords and dear companion Lydia. Death by arrow to the knee, while surrounded by the Silver Hand.'

EDIT: zeena did actually die via an arrow. lol..

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:39 am

Wasn't there a thread just like this a few days ago?

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:18 pm

"i used to be a pack mule for my thane before i took an arrow to the knee. "

- housewife lydia before she got injured and forced to be a housewife. then died due to boethiah...tricking me. yea... lets go with that.......

**backs away slowly**

p.s. i cant spell...

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:57 pm

i used to beleive in talos before i took an arrow to the knee

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:33 pm

I used to say "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!" Then I took an arrow to my knee...

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:49 pm

Moderators will soon shoot an arrow to the knee on this thread. :vaultboy:

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:33 pm

I used to make my own spells, but then... you know.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:33 am

I used to play Battlefield 3 then I took an arrow to the knee. Now I play skyrim.

full discosure I still play BF3 ..

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:29 pm

i used to put apples on my knee and have someone shoot them off

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:34 pm

I used to think this saying was funny until I.. Son of a... :sadvaultboy:

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:51 pm

Honestly, the guards are lucky. They only got shot by an arrow to their knee. I am still an adventurer even if I got shot by arrows in the head.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:41 pm

Kanye West, autotune, Arrow to the Knee song...make it happen.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:39 am

I used to like Kanye West, until he got an arrow to the knee after late registration.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:52 am

I saw a mudcrab the other day. . . then I took an arrow to the knee

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:13 am

I used to be a spellcrafter, then I took an arrow to the knee.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:43 pm

i used to play an enchantingment god like character until i took an arrow in the knee

(and started new character)

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:55 am

The dark brotherhood used to come to you in your sleep, but then they all took an arrow to the knee.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:50 pm

I used to compete in taking arrows to the knee competitions.. so you know.. I just won.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:43 am

I used to play skyrim... before I took patch 1.2 to the knee

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:51 pm

I used to be sworn to carry your burdens... but then I took an arrow in the knee.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:55 am

first i was mildly laughing about this whole meme

Spoiler

but then i took an arrow to the knee

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:51 pm

I just took an arrow to the knee.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:27 am

I used to tell these jokes all the time then I got A [censored] ARROW in the knee.

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:42 am

I used to make sweet sweet love to Lydia ..... till I took an arrow to the knee...

» Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:09 am

I used to favor the bow instead of the sword, but then I took an arrow in the knee

(My conclusion is that every guard is a swordsman himself since they all shot themselfes in the knee....)