- Erik Steelsheen -
"This is an Arcane matter, friends and I am Court-Mage Fiona Barrowheart. So it would appear, presently I am in charge, and you may address me." an auburn haired woman said, stepping forth from the small gathering. Erik's initial reaction was that she was like all other high end magic users; snooty and arrogant. He just gave a slight nod in reply to her statement.
"Strapping recruits for the Guard, are we?" she asked, scanning each of them. Erik could already tell that she was a little wary of them, and she had every right to be; he didn't know if anyone here had heard of their reputation, but they soon would. Then her eyes narrowed, and for a brief second, Erik was nervous. "No, not recruits...but surely not a detatctment of Companions, visting upon our humble prospect-hold from mighty Jorrvaskr?" She gave them a grin, and Erik could feel the sarcasm in the air by this point.
"Please, introduce yourselfs, good friends, I am sure we at Valton will all be humbled to make your acquaintance." the mage finally finished.
Erik looked back at Clayton, who gave him a wry nod. Right, two can play at that game. Erik started to chuckle under his breath, before turning back to his fellows and laughing merrily. Soon, all of the boys, including Clayton, were in hysterics, as though what this Fiona woman had said was extraordinarily amusing.
"Recruits? You'll be asking if someone stole our sweetroll next!" Erik said boisterously. Clayton emerged from the ranks to stand beside Erik and before the court wizard.
"Aye. You know, I've always thought about a change of career, ever since I took that arrow to the knee..." Clayton chuckled, drawing more laughter, before extending his arm, taking the court wizard's hand and planting a kiss upon it, as one might do to a lord's ring. "The name's Clayton and I am honoured to make your acquaintance, oh esteemed mage." Erik concealed a grin, he'd seen Clayton do this a thousand times before, but it was still amusing how easily he could change his persona. "This fine you man beside me is Erik, my second, and those charming gentlemen behind me are my boys. We're the Crimson Sons Mercenary Company, and I'm their leader. Perhaps you've heard of us?" He gestured to them; by then they had fallen back into silence, but they stood more easily now in a less threatening posture. They had to make a good first impression.
"We heard about your nice little hamlet here and decided that we could provide some service to these good, honest folk." Clayton continued, sounding like the nicest man in the world. Erik knew it was all an act. "See, there's all sorts of danger in the wilds, and that carcass only proves it. Also, new little place like this, ripe target for bandits. Seeing as the town guard is still growing and will undoubted be needed to defend Valton," He gave a brief gesture to the guardsmen standing nearby "Then most of the grunt work of tracking down and eliminating these dangers will fall to us, a service we are all too happy to conduct."
"And for those of our skill, you'll find no better price." Erik added.
"Well then, now that we're all feeling warm and fuzzy." Clayton said, his tone suddenly turning serious and stern "You might then tell our gracious Jarl of our presence, and that if he needs something done, we're the men to do it." He then returned to his previous, charming and happy demeanor. "It was a pleasure to meet you all. When you need us, just look for our building. It's got a symbol above the door the same as the one on our vests. Fare well!"
Erik followed after Clayton and the rest of the gang as they made their way back to their headquarters.
"Wizards." Erik muttered bitterly to Clayton. "Think that the sun shines out their rear. Castle wizards are the worst of them."
"I know what you mean." the bosmer added "I wanted to gut her there and then. What do you think boss?"
"Well boys, there are a lot of bad things I'd like to do to her...." Clayton replied with a grin. Erik joined in the laughter.
"Filthy old man." Erik teased.