» Fri May 04, 2012 5:21 am
Varyn - Hela's Folly, Valton, Morning.
The old Dunmer, almost toppling off his trunk, woke with a start as the loud thundering of hooves races past the inn. A sizable pool of drool soaked the table where he had laid his head the night before. The mer rubbed his eyes lazily, while he cursed in Dunmeri about never getting a good nights sleep. When his old eyes finally focused on the room he found it filled with the stereotypical patrons one would expect. He surveyed the large mass of leather, wood, and bronze that was his luggage to make sure everything was still there - not like it mattered though, he wouldn't have noticed if something was missing; he can barely remember his mother's name on good days. Varyn then stood, on top of his trunk that is, and stretched while he yawned, his vertebrae cracking like Sentillian firecrackers. Once he felt that he was adequately limbered up he stepped down off of the odd black trunk and grabbed hold of its adamantium handle. He turned to walk towards the door to the inn. He took a step, and, as he went to take another, noticed that his arm was outstretched behind him; the chest hadn't even budged. Perplexed, and determined, the old mer turned and placed both hands on the handles. He then pulled backwards with as much force as his old legs could muster, and seconds later found himself sitting on the floor, legs outstretched, and panting. He jumped back up, his face twisted in agitation, and moved behind the large black chest. He braced his feet against the wall and his back against the trunk. With one final effort he pushed against the wall, his teeth clenched down over his bottom lip as he strained. Once again he found himself sprawled across the floor of the inn.
Varyn mumbled a long string of curses in Dunmeri as he stood up and dusted himself off, all the while never taking his eyes off the trunk. Then a large smile streaked across his wrinkled face. He turned and once again sat down on the trunk. He scanned his mass of belongings for a moment before he spied the golden-bronze sphere, about the size of a large melon, nestled away near a large rolled rug. He pointed one long bony finger at it, and, with a small flick, it pulled itself loose and floated towards him. Varyn grabbed hold of it as it neared and inspected it for damage. Etched into the bronze like metal was the word "Frederick".
With the unusually large smile still stretched across his face Varyn reached into one of the pockets of his robe and pulled out a small gem - his pockets are rather deep, and house a large, very odd, assortment of random items. The aged wizard then pushed the word "Frederick" with his finger. The metal scraqed against itself for a second and then fell backwards and slid to the side revealing a small aperture. Varyn jammed the gem into the small hole, and with a loud bang the ball jumped out of his hands and onto the floor as myriad of blue Daedric runes came to life across its smooth metallic surface. It writhed and twisted across the ground for a moment, filling the air with a loud metallic ruckus. Then, one by one, little metal legs unfolded from the sphere, and finally the dome atop them split apart, revealing a small fibrous bag. With a poof the bag filled with air and the Dwemer contraption fell into a smooth rhythm, the bag inflating and deflating as the little legs clinked about.
"Frederick! Oh how long it's been!" Varyn clapped his hands excitedly, "I'm terribly sorry for stuffing you in that damned wagon with all the rest of my junk. If those stupid oafs would have found you I don't know what I would have done." The centurion spider clicked happily as it scurried up to the old Wizard. "Now listen, I need some help moving this trunk here. I can't just leave it in here with the rest of my things were those pale-skins, or worse one of those muck eating marsh lizards, can get their filthy hands on it," a look of disgust crossed Varyn's face at the mention of Argonians, "There should be a rope over there somewhere. Go and fetch it for me Frederick."
With a quick metallic click the spider hurried off towards the large pile of luggage and began to root around for a rope. It was not long before he returned. Varyn quickly fastened it around Frederick's body and then to the handle of the trunk, staying seated upon its dark wooden surface the entire time.
"Alright, lets go Frederick; there's people to see and empires to build!"
With a series of merry clicks the spider took off towards the door, it's metal legs pulled the trunk, and Varyn on top of it, with ease. Varyn had enchanted the Dwemer relic near the beginning of the 3rd era. It could now pull as much weight as a team of guar and move as quick as a Khajiit on a skooma high. The only draw back was the enchantments required Varyn to replace Frederick's auxiliary power source every now and then.
With a crash the door to Hela's folly flew open. Frederick, with Varyn and his truck in tow, came sliding down the steps and onto the road. A small trail of dust kicked up behind the duo as they moved across the road. The old Dunmer was laughing hysterically as they came to a stop near the wounded horse. A Bosmer and Argonian stood over it, inspecting its wound.
"Hey you" Varyn shouted at the Argonian, "Yeah you, swamp brains, where can I find someone to...," he paused for a moment as he thought, "ehh you're probably too stupid to tell me. I could barely get your kind to hoe a field or dig a tunnel, much less carry on a conversation. Away Frederick! To the big, tall, stony wooden thing over there!" The old mer's voice crackled lightly as pointed towards Gudslott Hall.
The sound of wood on gravel filled the air as the the centurion spider set off again. The Wizard and his metal friend passed an armed mer as they raced towards Valton's keep. Varyn was surprised to see that it was a Dunmer, but the duo kept on as they neared the largest building in the small town. Frederick came to a stop near the large wooden doors; two guards were posted on each side. This has to be the place. Not even a tenth the size of my old tower, but the most powerful always take the biggest place for themselves. Varyn addressed one of the guardsmen, his accented voice assuming its usual condescending tone,
"How do I get to talk to your khan person? Isn't that what they call it here? Maybe that's those Ashlanders...or were they called barbers? No that's barons. Anyways I need to talk to your boss-man."
Varyn's face was a mixture of expressions. He still was elated about having Frederick back, yet he was once again slumping into his usual prissy, "I'll smite all of you when I come to power" mood. The old mer made for quite a sight straddling a dark wooden chest with a Dwemeri contraption pulling him along. However, he didn't care how he looked. He only cared that he got from point A to point B without walking and had fun while doing it - Varyn is of an age where you just don't give a crap about what people thing of you anymore.