I'm The nvde Crusader, not The Partially-nvde Crusader
He dont care whether to show his hair
Hes the nvde crusader better watch out dem haters!!
Lettin it all hang out is considered by some
A crime? of this he says he'll have none.
Hauling his axe and is big main of hair
This nudist is not to be judged
He'd rather die than not to be bear!
Hes the nvde crusader so better watch out dem haters!!!
What this he looks mad
Dont go insultin or the results will be bad
Fooled him once shame on him
Witches wont get another chance, he'll tear you from limb!
Cause hes the nvde crusader caution is best to be kept
nvde crusader is one you'll never wished to have met!
Its cause hes the nvde crusader so better watch out dem haters!!!