viability of a nvde Crusader : V - Skyrim

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:08 pm

What's up with all these nudity threads? How perverted has our society gotten?

...says "Luke Skyrimmer"

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:48 pm

This thread is getting off-topic. Moderators close it please!

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:25 pm

It is good the people wear clothing. M'aiq wears clothing. Who would want to see M'aiq naked? Sick, sick people. Very sad.

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:53 am

...says "Luke Skyrimmer"

As in "Luke Skywalker" And you just proven my point.

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:10 am

All dungeons??? So what if I enter all dungeons at level 1... I seemed to go through all the dungeons in Oblivion without gaining hardly any levels.

That's not how the system works. Bethesda may have made some bad decisions in the past but they are not that stupid when designing basic mechanics. As far as i can tell Dungeons will be adjusted in brackets to make sure you do not lock all dungeons at level 1 and get stuck with a completely trivial game.

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:04 am

In RPGs, traditionally I have always played a "nvde Crusader" type character. This means I wear no armor, no clothes, no shield, no spells, no bow, no inventory (except for essential quest items of course).....just a big-ass long sword and a desire to sterilize the land of non-believers

hehe sometimes i quest nvde with only my sword in my hand to protect myself too! if only them guards would stop jailing me for it

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:13 am

I'm The nvde Crusader, not The Partially-nvde Crusader

... How can you rush into combat widly, swinging your sword and dodging your attacks, all while your junk is flailing about wildly?

Honestly, an exposed [censored] in tandem with continuous motion is a hazard in combat :blush2:

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 4:48 am

This thread isn't off topic yet!

Of course, all the innocent innuendo in this thread makes this priceless.
Full Frontal Assaults are sometimes very win.

And historically, combat has been done like this (Re: The Celts)

And the guy above me believes all nvde Crusaders are Male, for some reason. Naked Warriors of Both sixes are awesome. Too badass to need clothes! MY SKIN WILL DEFLECT YOUR BLADES!

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:23 am

In RPGs, traditionally I have always played a "nvde Crusader" type character. This means I wear no armor, no clothes, no shield, no spells, no bow, no inventory (except for essential quest items of course).....just a big-ass long sword and a desire to sterilize the land of non-believers. It's most definitely a skill-based way to play...combat is tense and visceral.

I'm wondering how viable this will be in Skyrim...of course I know it will be a challenge, but I'd really like for the gameworld to be flexible enough to accommodate my play style.

You didn't say what whether your character was male or female?

nvde as in vanilla - which is burlap underwear - or nvde as in modded starkers?

Can you define the sterilizing desire - along with your previous raw imagery I'm not sure if my imagination is getting sizzled

Does this mean you believe you are already buffed enough?

Where do you carry your essential quest items if you have no pockets?

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:50 am

I'm still not sure what constitutes a non-believer according to the OP. :mellow:

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:10 am

I'm still not sure what constitutes a non-believer according to the OP. :mellow:

Anyone who is offended by your character's unrestrained Machismo.

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:14 am

All we need to do is mod the game a bit, maybe get a naked ~~gun~~ sword mod (still waiting for it for NV).

I hope they reintroduce unarmored, that could make this go smoother...

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:28 pm

Fair enough. But considering TES inhabitants are prude enough to go to bed wearing full clothing, I have a feeling it will be a lonely journey. :tongue:

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:35 pm

Then, it's time for liberal application of Stark Reality to gain converts!

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:25 am

This thread isn't off topic yet!

Of course, all the innocent innuendo in this thread makes this priceless.
Full Frontal Assaults are sometimes very win.

And historically, combat has been done like this (Re: The Celts)

And the guy above me believes all nvde Crusaders are Male, for some reason. Naked Warriors of Both sixes are awesome. Too badass to need clothes! MY SKIN WILL DEFLECT YOUR BLADES!

It's ever worse for female berserkers; they have flailing breats waggling about as they rush off to decapitate some enemy! So you see it's a problem common to both genders, and I apologise for overlooking the nobler six in the comment you're referring to :sadvaultboy:

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 11:12 am

They don't waggle as much if the body naturally adapts to accomodate them! And you can crush the heads of your foes between them if they get in your way. Or, not all females are painfully endowed.

» Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:09 pm

It's ever worse for female berserkers; they have flailing breats waggling about as they rush off to decapitate some enemy! So you see it's a problem common to both genders, and I apologise for overlooking the nobler six in the comment you're referring to :sadvaultboy:

Small briasts help to limit flailing. Though its a pity few modders make stuff for it...

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:28 am

They don't waggle as much if the body naturally adapts to accomodate them! And you can crush the heads of your foes between them if they get in your way. Or, not all females are painfully endowed.

That highlighted segment is without the slightest doubt the most ridiculously epic thing I have ever heard. You may have just invented mammary strangulation, also known as death by boobs :bowdown:

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 4:29 am

I'm The nvde Crusader, not The Partially-nvde Crusader

LOL :rofl:

I like the retort.

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:02 am

Considering the reactions when the OP is only talking about being naked in a video game, being a nudist must svck a lot

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» Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:21 pm

In a completely non-perverted sense this is an interesting challenge! I wonder if a fully nvde mage could make due with warmth enchantments and such. It's a hilarious idea in my opinion.

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 1:19 am

I prefer bikini or skin-tight armors (such as the stealth suit of Fallout 3 :drool:) over flat-out nudity myself. Gives hints but doesn't reveal the essentials, like statistics

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 1:52 am

In RPGs, traditionally I have always played a "nvde Crusader" type character. This means I wear no armor, no clothes, no shield, no spells, no bow, no inventory (except for essential quest items of course).....just a big-ass long sword and a desire to sterilize the land of non-believers. It's most definitely a skill-based way to play...combat is tense and visceral.

Hmmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:12 am

Interesting. I'm gonna be a mage, btw.

» Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:06 am

There's nothing inherently perverted about the concept... and I find this sort of the only way Nudity has a place in Skyrim: Fun, funny, completely gratuitious, and unrealistic.

I know I've always played a naked catgirl archer in every game from Daggerfall onward at least once.