Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:05 pmThis is where people like you can make there own quotes about Skyrim and it's people.
Remember these quotes must be original and from the heart.Good Luck.
"This is how it has been for the past 100 years on Nirn and until a Beast of mighty power is found and brought to the battlefield of gods."
-TheTinkerer
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 12:11 am"Nobody bests an Orc, they saw. As I see it, nobody bests an Orc Wife!"
"I used to be a ale drinker like you, but then I told some milk to the mouth"
"So, you're a hero then? Righht.....tell me about the mudcrab who killed a giant"
-King
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:14 pmI was just thinking about starting a similar thread, you beat me to it!
I can't remember her actual line, but one of the funniest things I heard was when Zaynabi says something like, "You don't need to run faster than a dragon. You need only run faster than your friends."
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:20 pm"Education is not a big deal in Tamriel." (Witness the NPC AI for proof.)
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 11:52 pmAnd never were truer words said. It's such a shame really.
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:22 pm"Oh $&*#, that draugr can Shout!"
- Every new Skyrim player the first time they see it
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 5:46 am"Nobody bests an Orc. Except people who fight Orcs..." - Anuwen, Bosmer Archer/Orc Slayer (That should get King's blood boiling.) 
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:02 pm'Nord women can make you drink milk.'
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:59 pm"I can't believe I was so focused on catching a butterfly I didn't see that troll/giant/cliff/etc."
Happens to me more than I'd like to admit.
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 10:49 pmand
I have uttered (sometimes loudly) more than once 
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:15 pm
PTHBBBT. You beat me to it. Great minds....
[My version is: "Yeah, yeah. I'm a milk drinker. You should SEE my mother.]
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 8:31 am"I do not have time for YOU right now!"
~ Uttered when a Dragon decides to crash a battle already in progress.
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 1:34 am"Know anyone looking to buy 600 iron daggers?" - Any pre-patch 2011 master smith Dragonborn.
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 5:28 amhehe....yep!
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 3:18 am"Leaving Skyrim a tidier place, wherever he goes." Describing my favorite kleptomaniac character, Dyson Hoover. Never saw an item not worth grabbing.
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:31 pm
No worries, you would not slay me!Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 7:49 amI remember walking to School in the middle of a blizzard, up hill, fighting a dragon..... Arch-Mage to a new student.
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 6:15 amPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 8:54 pmhehe
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2016 9:08 pm*SLAP!*
Thought for many an NPC...