So when I heard something about Vivec comparing "spears" with someone else. (I believe it was Molag Bal.) I just thought of something disturbing but can't go into details or else the thread will get locked. But does the spear bit is really what I think it is?

Everything Vivec says has many meanings.

He does have a spear weapon called "Muatra," but that too, has many interpretations..

So it does not mean Vivec is in a gay porm? Or is Gay porm one of the meanings?

We discussed this a while back.

The end result was "gay porm in and of itself is mystical".

It's metaphysically symbolic, as well as being Vehk [VEHK]ing Molag Bal with both of their [MUATRA]s while the scamps all [MEPHALA] each other and the ground was wet with their [ULFRICISABRO].

Muatra is an actual spear, but to quote Vi-Vi himself, "THIS IS MY MUATRA! GUESS WHAT IT REPRESENTS!?"

EDIT: He also choked "Azura" to death with it. Take that what you will.

And besides, Vivec being a bisixual hermaphrodite isn't that farfetched. But then again, in my mind, all dunmer are bi (and by that, I mean that they don't bother labeling stuff like that. Everyone just sleeps with whoever they so fancy. Same for khajiit, but that's just me).

Gay porm is definitely one of the meanings. Probably the most prominent one.

I don't know how you've managed to be around this long without picking up on that.

This is an eye opener for me...

Yes, to both. But "porm" is too cold a word for the situation.


EDIT: Dang, you guys are fast...!

I did heard of this thing a while back. And I never bothered to ask about this until now.

Now we shall discuss Malacath being poop.

I wonder how did Boethis felt taking a dump.. And judging by how most orcs are green, I believe Malacath is green turd.