"Vvardenfell" - A parodied lyrics of Paul Simon's "America"
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I've got some ash yams here in my bag
So we bought some smooth skooma for highs
And we walked off to look for Vvardenfell.
Azura, I said as I boarded a Strider in Vivec
Mournhold seems like a dream to me now
It took me five days to hitchhike to Sanctus Shrine
I've gone to look for Vvardenfell.
Jogging in a rush, running away from the ‘racers.
She said the man in the netch leather suit was a spy
I said, be careful, his fork is really a dagger.
Toss me my skooma pipe, it's tucked right here in my pocket
We did our last hit one an hour ago
So I search for machinery.
She went to Seyda Neen.
And the moons rose over a saltrice field.
Desele, I'm lost, I said though I knew she was sleeping
I'm fatigued and cursed but I don't know why.
Counting the guars in the dead of the night
Searching for Vvardenfell
Searching for Vvardenfell
Searching for Vvardenfell